Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby!

"He better have a damn good reason for missing my birthday." Renji grumbled to himself as he sulked in the 'birthday boy' chair. "Everyone's here for my party, but HIM..."

"Aw...don't be so down, don't little Ren-kun." Urahara cooed as leaned over the arm of the chair. "Since he's not here, how about me and you get to know each other bet-ack!" Urahara was punched in the face by Renji, who growled at him.

"Pervert!" Renji shouted as he stood up and pointed at Urahara. Urahara pouted and rubbed his face.

"Ren-kun, that hurt...I was only trying to make you feel better..." Urahara said in a voice that made Renji feel slightly guilty. That was, until Urahara copped up a feel on Renji's ass. Renji growled, and then shouted.

"Rukia, this asshole is drunk and ruining my party even more."

"URAHARA!" Rukia yelled as she grabbed him and tossed him into a conveniently opened closet. She then slammed the door and dusted her hands off. She then looked at Renji. "And what do you mean by "even more"?"

"..."

"Look...I'm sure he'll be here..." Rukia told him as she patted him on the back. Renji just stared at her. She smiled reassuringly. "If he isn't, his ass is mine."

"..." Renji smirked and nodded his head. "Can I have his ass back when you're done with it?"

"Of course!"

"Good, now where's my damn cake!"
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"Happy birthday to me..." Renji sung quietly with tears in his eyes as he lay down in his bed by himself. He sighed and rolled over. "That bastard...he better be on his knees begging for forgiveness from him."
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"Ichigo, not that I don't love you son...but isn't your boyfriend's birth-"

"SHIT!"
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"..." Ichigo tip-toed to his and Renji's bedroom at around 1 in the morning. He almost laughed when he saw Renji wearing at party hat that said 'I'm the B-boy!’ He then frowned when he noticed dried tear marks on his face. He sat down on the bed, causing Renji to moan slightly and turn over to face him. Ichigo gently ran the tips of his fingers over Renji's face.

Renji's eyes fluttered a little before they opened completely.

"Ichi..." Renji mumbled his nick-name for Ichigo, who nodded. Renji smiled gently before reaching for an unseen object beside the bed.

"Lis-WHAT THE HELL!" Ichigo yelled when Renji bought his zanpakuto down on the bed, cutting some of the sheets up when Ichigo dodged it. Renji followed Ichigo off of the bed still swinging his sword. "Damn it Renji! What did I do?"

"What did you do?! What did you do!?" Renji yelled still swinging his sword. Ichigo hissed as Renji managed to cut some of his hair from the top off. "Do you know what today is!?"

"Can't this wait until tomorrow; I've had a long d-ah!" Ichigo screamed when Renji managed to cut a little into his skin. "Renji!"

"Don't 'Renji' me!"

"Look, I know I forgot your birthday! But do you have to kill me?!" Ichigo yelled, and then noticed the Renji wasn't chasing him anymore. He frowned when he noticed the tears in Renji's eyes. "What?"

"Happy anniversary." Renji said hoarsely as he threw Ichigo a wrapped box. Ichigo's eyes widen. "At least for you..."

"Renji..." Ichigo called after him, but he had already run into their room. Ichigo sat down, feeling shameful, guilty, and just plain out stupid. He looked at the gift and smiled slightly at the red and orange wrapping around the paper. He opened it and found a note with a picture of him and Renji hugging and smiling. There was an arrow pointing at the space in between them. 'Happy Anniversary, Ichigo! Sorry about being sick and acting emotional! Love Ya, Renji! Oh, and get ready for that space to be filled up! Looks like it’s not going to be just the two of us anymore!'

"What does he mean by that?"


AN: THIS IS IN RESPONE TO THE CHALLANGE MADE BY agatha10. OH, AND I DON'T OWNY BLEACH! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! THANK YA FOR READING!