Fuck You
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
2,842
Reviews:
13
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Fuck You
A/N: Okay... Thanks to my obsessive reading of bonnenuit's work the past few days, I keep thinking up random conversations that could totally happen between Kenpachi and Ichigo. So, because of that, I'm posting this little piece of drivel for all you peoples out there to read.
Be forewarned, it's hardly original.
“Hey, Strawberry. Wanna fight?”
“Fuck you.”
“Okay, sure.”
“... What?”
"So this is where the Princess was hiding. Tired of Renji staring at your ass, huh?"
"Go screw yourself, Zaraki.”
“Only if you watch.”
“... You're sick.”
“I know, isn't it great?"
"..."
"Hey--"
"Shut the fuck up, Kenpachi, and leave me the hell alone!"
"Geez... Calm down, pipsqueak. I was just going to ask if you'd seen Yachiru around. She stole my bells. I'm afraid she might try and eat them."
"Oh, well then... Sorry."
"Seriously, man. You need to chill out. Know what might help?"
"What, a fight? Or maybe a lay?! God, is that all you can think about?!"
"Uh... I was actually going to say some tea..."
"... Oh."
"... I'm not always after a fight or a fuck, y'know. You really shouldn't jump to conclusions like that, Ichigo."
"Sorry, man... I've just been on edge lately..."
"It's okay..."
"..."
"... Buuut if you're still offering that lay--"
"GET THE FUCK OUT, ZARAKI!!"
I know, utter bullshit XD Whatever. I may or may not add more dialogue sequences to this. Depends on how much people like it when Kenpachi sexually harrasses Ichigo :D
Be forewarned, it's hardly original.
“Hey, Strawberry. Wanna fight?”
“Fuck you.”
“Okay, sure.”
“... What?”
"So this is where the Princess was hiding. Tired of Renji staring at your ass, huh?"
"Go screw yourself, Zaraki.”
“Only if you watch.”
“... You're sick.”
“I know, isn't it great?"
"..."
"Hey--"
"Shut the fuck up, Kenpachi, and leave me the hell alone!"
"Geez... Calm down, pipsqueak. I was just going to ask if you'd seen Yachiru around. She stole my bells. I'm afraid she might try and eat them."
"Oh, well then... Sorry."
"Seriously, man. You need to chill out. Know what might help?"
"What, a fight? Or maybe a lay?! God, is that all you can think about?!"
"Uh... I was actually going to say some tea..."
"... Oh."
"... I'm not always after a fight or a fuck, y'know. You really shouldn't jump to conclusions like that, Ichigo."
"Sorry, man... I've just been on edge lately..."
"It's okay..."
"..."
"... Buuut if you're still offering that lay--"
"GET THE FUCK OUT, ZARAKI!!"
I know, utter bullshit XD Whatever. I may or may not add more dialogue sequences to this. Depends on how much people like it when Kenpachi sexually harrasses Ichigo :D