My Sanity
My Instability
I'M BACKKKKK :D hehe.
Well sorta -snort- I hope this is semi-okay...
I'm a bit nervous - but I suppose it's cause I haven't written anything in a while.
Of course thanks to my minion, who without Kyo would NEVER exsist. (Literally actually haah)
And lets all thank GOD (Aizen AKA my father) for getting the interweb back up for my lovely minion!
Cause lets face it...life without the minion-yness is BORING!
Either way - on with the Kei & Kyo MADNESS
My Instability
“Oh…my shit,” Kei said, her eyes widening as she took in their new surroundings. After the blinding light of the gate faded, there was a dark and dreary like hallway thing that the two were led through. Then they emerged and they were on a dirt road, facing a huge old Japanese style home.
“Jeepers…,” Kyo mumbled, and that was all it took for the games to begin.
“Peepers,” Kei replied with a smirk. Kyo glanced over at her smiling. “Creepers!” Renji smirked, as he peeked back at the two girls, his Captain ignoring them in favor of giving orders to the guards of his family’s personal gate.
Snorting and looking away Kei countered again. “Sleepers.” Kyo huffed and if her hands were not tied, she would have put her hands on her hips. “Meepers.”
“Weepers,” was Kei’s response, followed by Kyo’s “Leapers”. Which lead to Kei’s next word being, “Sweepers”. Causing Kyo to frown and mumble her next, “Beepers”.
It took Kei a second but a huge grin broke out on her face, her eyes dancing with amusement as she looked at the two men holding them captive. “Reapers.” Kyo was silent, staring at the ground with a look of concentration on her face. A minute passed and Kei bounced on her heels. “I WIN!”
“Damn,” Kyo muttered under her breath as she let out a low chuckle, watching Kei bounce around, her hands bound, chanting ‘YESH, YESH, YESH!’. Kyo lightly sucked on her teeth. “I was going through the damn alphabet, well played, well played.”
“HA! So was I!” Kei said, lifting her tied hands and pointing a finger at Kyo. “If you had one I was so screwed!”
Under non-tied-up circumstances Kyo would have been rolling on the floor laughing at Kei’s antics; however she was only able to let out a loud laugh instead. “And you picked the best one of all!” she said, shyly glancing at the dark haired soul reaper who seemed to have forgotten about them.
Kei giggled as she bounced over to the idle Renji, pouting up at the male while holding up her tied wrist. Hoping he’d get the hint and untie her, she was in a new place and she was dying to explore.
“DAMN! Keepers!” Kyo said, finally looking at Kei who Renji tried in vain to ignore.
Still pouting and gently nudging Renji with her tied hands Kei spoke, “Awe man, if you got that earlier I would have lost.”
Kyo nodded and sighed, knowing the sexy redhead was not going to give into Kei’s cute pout this time. “I always think of shit too late,” she muttered, Byakuya finally returning to them, and gesturing for Renji to bring the captives along. Not a word left the mans lips, much to Kyo dismay of wanting to hear his dark-deep voice.
Renji sighed as he led the girls away. “Senzaikyu, Captain? Isn’t that a bit much? They haven’t really shown any threat.” He didn’t feel the need to put the girls into the power restricting cell, it wasn’t necessary. Then he glanced back, remembering that Kyoki had attacked him.
“Are you questioning my orders, Lieutenant Abarai?” Came the unhesitant voice of the male walking before them all.
Renji rolled his eyes and resisted the urge to sigh. “Of course not, Captain.”
Kyo looked over at her grumbling friend, Kei not liking Renji’s lack of response to her pout. Then something caught Kyo’s attention. ‘Blood…’ The side of Kei’s once white coat was soaked in red. “KEIYO!” she suddenly yelled, bringing all attention to her. “You’re bleeding!!” When Kei turned to her, Kyo noticed her normally pale skin was ashy and sickly.
Kei lifted her arms and began running in a circle trying to look at her own back. “Hmm, now that you mention it…” Her words slurred as her body finally gave way to the injury to her back, loss of blood, and just plain exhaustion.
In a flash, Renji was there to stop the girl’s unconscious tumble toward the ground. ‘These two keep ending up on me or in my arms somehow,’ he thought with a chuckle, though the laugh quickly died in his throat when he felt a watery substance on his arm. Quickly he pulled the girls body to lean against his own, looking down to inspect her back. “Oh fuck.” He removed his arm, that was now drenched in the gooey red liquid. ‘How did we not notice it was this bad?’
Just as fast as Renji had moved, Kyo was beside them, her hands miraculously free of the rope that once held them together. “FIX HER!” she proclaimed loudly, not understand why her friend was hurt. Kei had never been injured like this before; Kyo was at a lost as to what to do.
Byakuya quickly turned and grabbed hold of Kyo, his eyes shifting down to her now free hands. Kyo struggled in his grip, agitated that her friend was injured. Even if Byakuya’s mind was still trying to understand how the girl had freed herself, he voiced his instructions to his Lieutenant. “We still have a ways to the cell. Get up.”
Kyo’s eyes widened, they might not have thought she was listening but she was. “Kei wont be able heal in that place!” she said in a serious voice, very uncharacteristic for the normally playful girl.
Byakuya nearly scuffed, as he began to walk dragging Kyo along with him. “The health of an enemy is not our problem, you both will be detained. It’s our law,” he said simply, though his mind did wonder why the girl hadn’t tried to run away sooner. It was obvious that their binds were not as secure as the two Shinigami had thought they were.
Renji stood in silence, cradling Kei to his body. He was in a slight panic, though he didn’t let it be seen. He didn’t know what he should do. He didn’t want Kei to bleed out, but he also knew that denying his captains orders would be a drastic mistake. A stroke of brilliance hit him. “Captain, if the prisoner dies we cannot question her about the traitors,” he said, hiding the smirk on his face. If his Captain wanted to live by the laws, then Renji would just use it against him.
Byakuya stopped in mid-step for a second before he continued along, pulling Kyo after him. “Very well, see to have her treated and then place her in the cell.”
Kyo glanced back at her friend, Renji sending her a wink before he vanished from her sight. The dark girl’s heart sank. She just hoped Kei was returned to her before the pale girl woke up.
“It’s a conspiracy,” Kyo grumbled as she was pulled along the shaky long bridge, though she didn’t expect the silent - stick in the mud - Byakuya to answer her. He hadn’t spoken to her the entire trip, how she hated the silence. She chuckled as she could almost hear Kei’s response. ‘Yes, this is evil.’ But the witty white woman was no where in her sights, causing Kyo to sigh. “Ya know for all your good looks your personality blows.” A small yelp was all she could get out after her comment, as the male none to gently threw her into the cell.
Byakuya all but looked down his nose at her. “You would do well to stay put. You’re partner will be accompanying you soon.” He turned to leave, causing Kyo’s heart to sink lower. She hadn’t been alone in such a long time, and the mere thought frightened her. Not only would she be in the big dark room by herself but she was in the new world. And the way this odd tower sucked her energy and power from her made her want to hide in the corner.
With speed that would surely rival shunpo, she was by his side before he would leave. Her slightly shaking hand reaching out to grab hold of him, in attempts to keep someone with her in the cold room. Even if it was the quiet Captain.
Byakuya did not hesitate to draw his sword on the woman, though he noted that he felt no malice in her attack. Kyo gulped her eyes wide and a pout on her face. “What did we do to you?” she mumbled, taking a step back and putting some distance between her and the cold shinigami. “Renji said we are the bad ones…but you are the ones who are sticking us in ropes and cells.” Scratching her head, she turned and walked over to the lone chair in the room. Sitting, she crossed her legs and folded her hands in her lap. “I want Keiyo back.”
Byakuya watched the woman for a moment, many things running through his mind - none of which were expressed on his face. Slowly and almost gracefully he sheathed his sword and turned. His Haori and hair quickly flying through the air with his swiftness. Without words the large stone door was slammed down upon his departure.
Kyo’s hands tightened in her lap as she closed her eyes and decided to wait silently for Kei. Her mind raced, wondering if her friend was okay. ‘I think we may be in over our heads, Keiyo.’
At the same time Renji had taken Kei to the medical division, Byakuya was heading to the Commander-General to report his findings.
The fourth division Captain looked down in a silent awe. “You want me to heal her?” she questioned in a soft voice, even as her eyes traveled to the worried looking redhead, her attention stayed on the stationary girl on the bed.
Renji nodded and wiped the worry from his features. “Yes, we need them both to be healthy for…” He paused for a minute and sighed internally. “…for interrogation,” he muttered, not liking the sounds of it. Unohana studied the younger man for a minute before nodding and stepping closer to the injured girl.
“I see,” she said simply, before smiling down at the odd new woman. “I don’t know what I can do. I’m not sure what she is. But I will try my best.” Renji had to fight the silly grin that wanted to appear on his face and simply nodded to the Captain.
Kei felt a sharp pull at her sore back, her foggy mind trying in vain to wake itself. ‘Damnit, Grimmy better not have fallen asleep on me again,’ she mumbled in her mind, just in time to feel another sharp pull at her battered back. This time, however, her pale eyes shot open and her mouth flew open just the same. “OOOUCHIE!!!” she hollered, jumping from the bed she was laid on and trying to hold her hands to her back, though it proved impossible as they were still tied. “Geez, it feels like they let Szayel-sama dissect me,” she grumbled, lifting her hands to clear the sleep from her eyes. It was then that her still groggy mind caught on the presence of two people, one she knew to be Renji. The other, a slightly stronger - yet not evil aura. In fact it felt almost motherly, which was absurd to Kei since she didn’t know anything of mothers.
Slowly pale eyes fluttered open; quickly the foggy images began to morph into people. “Renji?” she asked with a tilted of her head, her eyes briefly taking in her surroundings and the new person. “I’m hungry,” she muttered with a pout sent towards him.
The male only smiled sadly at the girl as he took a step towards her. Only to have the female Captain stop him. “Hello dear, I am Retsu Unohana,” she introduced herself, her hands folded gently before her. “If you return to the table I will finish healing you.” Kei eyed her suspiciously, before shaking her head no vigorously. “I mean you no…”
Her words were cut off when Kei realized something important. “Where is Kyo?” the pale woman breathlessly asked, her eyes locked on Renji’s. “I can’t sense her, I can always sense her. Where is she?” A growl was working up her throat, a glare settling in her eyes. “Where is Kyoki?”
Renji opened his mouth to speak again, but Unohana beat him to it again. “She is being detained. Once you are healed you will be taken to her.”
Kei again glared at the woman, her calm and gentle appearance was creepy to the Arrancar. “I’m healed just fine - take me to…” Her words were cut off and her body went rigid. A murderous and large aura taking over her senses. Renji only took a minute to realize what it was before he flashed over to the girl and removed her from the wall. Just as they stepped away, the wall she’d been leaning against shattered, a sword coming through and slicing the air in which Kei had once stood.
As the dust and debris settled, Renji nearly groaned at what he saw. Kei’s eyes widened and her mouth fell open. “Wow…,” Kei muttered, eyes traveling up and up…and up. She took a moment to stare wide eyed at the tall male before quickly spinning and glaring at Renji. “YOU SAID YOU WEREN’T PIRATES!!!”
Renji smacked his hand to his forehead and allowed it to slowly drag down his face. “Keiyo…”
There was a sharp laughter from behind her and she looked back at the new being. “You’re not a pirate?” she asked as she slowly stalked around the big male, a big grin appearing on her face. “You’re hot,” she said simply, reaching out and grabbing his hand. “I’ve got to show you to Kyo!” The attack and her earlier uneasiness erased from her mind as the new male became even more interesting.
Kenpachi only looked down at the white haired female who had taken his hand. Renji watched in horror, wondering what Kenpachi was going to do to the woman. The redhead was relieved, and confused when the big brute had allowed the hyper girl to pull him away. ‘Must be used to the behavior,’ he thought, remembering that the 11th division captain had to deal with his hyperactive lieutenant on a daily basis.
Kei bounced along, holding firmly to her new friend’s hand. She either didn’t care or didn’t notice the odd looks she and her tiny entourage were getting. More likely the latter, seeing as she was just so happy to have made such a manly handsome new friend. The whole way she spoke nonsense, telling her new friend of the twins many adventures. Though she some how managed to leave out the fact that they were indeed prisoners.
Kenpachi only watched in detached wonder as the much smaller woman pulled him along. His eyes flicked to her hand in his large paw, and a smirk came to his face. ‘Strong.’ Was all his mind was telling him, though he found his eyes traveling to the woman’s body and his mind quickly wandered. ‘Hot.’ Was the next thought that flooded his mind. Renji only glanced behind him, warily watching the two as he led them to the cell in which Kyo was being held in.
Jabbering the whole way with the big scarred male, Kei bounced happily in step. Renji took the final steps across the rickety old bridge. And with a deep breath the large stone door opened, revealing a large dark and dingy room. Kei was ready to tell Kyo of her new friend and proclaim him as hers.
Though as soon as Kei saw Kyo, all thoughts of introducing her friends were thrown out the window. (Well the one window looking thing in the tower) With a squeal of delight Kei released Kenpachi and sped off towards Kyo. With a flying leap Kei jumped onto Kyo and giggled. “These Shinigami are silly, Kyo.” The dark haired girl supported the other while raising an eyebrow. When Kei realized her friend wanted her to elaborate, so she did. “They asked me if Aizen-sama was my father,” she said his name quietly, having learned fast that his name was like the plague here.
Kyo looked at her over her shoulder. “Ew!” she said with a disgusted look on her face. “Does that make Ichimaru-sama our mother?” She snorted out before covering her mouth with her hand.
“Then Tosen-sama is like a scary uncle?” Kei asked back, finally sliding off of her friends back and bouncing to the front of her. Kei looked back and saw the very agitated glare on Kenpachi’s face; he seemed annoyed that his pretty eye candy had bounced away from him. She leaned over and whispered into Kyo’s ear. “You’d think I took away his pointy objects or something, shesh.”
Kyo snorted and nodded. “He’s gotta give it extra oomph since there’s two against one.” She commented on the evil glare as Kei let out a giggle into her hand. Kyo’s eyes grew in excitement. “Steal the bells!” She proclaimed happily, causing Kei to jump and wrap her arms around her twin. Honestly, she was just happy to have Kei back and less alone than she was moments before.
“JINGLY!” Kei said with a squeal, which Kyo returned with an equally soulful. “And shiny!”
Their tiny reunion was broken when a third presence appeared within the tower. The two girls looked over and Kyo nearly swooned. Her eyes sparkled as she took in the handsome, silent, strict captain. Byakuya ignored Kenpachi’s presence and turned intrusting his Lieutenant, Renji only nodded with a look of defeat. Turning, the redhead took in the two girls who looked at them curiously.
“Keiyo and Kyoki, you will be taken to the Commander-General to face your charges.”
Kyo raised an eyebrow, her hand finding its way to her hip. “What did we do?” she asked, her dark gaze eyeing Byakuya.
Byakuya took the question with a grain of salt. “You existing is enough of a crime.” Kyo felt pure anger for the first time in her life.
“How so!” Kei said loudly, jumping back and pointing at the three with a serious frown. “We are innocent on all charges,” she said, holding her twins hand and pulling her to back away from the three men. Then a lopsided grin appeared on her face. “Well, if us being alive is the crime I guess we aren’t very innocent. Seeing as we are very much alive. But that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, and believe me I’ve heard a lot of stupid things. Hell, half the time it’s me saying the stupid thing!” Kyo looked back at Kei with an odd look of ‘shut up’ on her face. Kei just chuckled and sheepishly scratched the back of her head. Then her face dropped, a sad look coming over had face causing Kyo to stiffen. The dark ones mind raced, trying to think of ways to get her friend from traveling down the dark road she was starting on.
Quickly, the sooty simpleton looked over at Renji. “Oh noes!!” she said loudly, her hand rising to her mouth in mock distress. Kei all too quickly took the bait. “He looks sad!” Kyo pointed to a now confused looking Renji. “Quick Master! Group hug!”
Kei gasped and nodded, the two girls took off to initial the hug attack. The two flinging their arms and wrapping them around tight yummy muscles. “Is it bad that I think he looks very good sad?” Kei purred, as she nuzzled into the males neck, her eyes closed in bliss.
Kyo giggled. “Nooooo! Cause I thought so too!”
Kei sighed and snuggled closer to the others body. “It’s okay Renji…” she muttered.
“After all…it gave us another excuse to tackle him.” Kyo reasoned as she finally opened her eyes and watched Kei nod. Lifting her head, Kyo looked from Renji back to Kei, and sighed. “Kei…”
The ivory imbecile only muttered ‘hmm’ before snuggling deeper into the male body she was currently wrapped around. Kyo sighed again and shook her head. “What are you doing?”
Kei pouted and refused to open her eyes. “Erm, a tackle hug attack?” she asked, not really sure if that’s what she was still doing. It kind of felt like snuggling to her.
Nodding, even if Kei couldn’t see her Kyo continued. “Yes…you are.” She took a step away from Renji and smirked. “But you are supposed to be hugging Renji.”
Kei’s eyes popped open, only to be met with a large scarred chest. “Uhh…,” she said intelligently and slowly glanced up. Her eyes locking on an amused smirk of Kenpachi as the big male looked down at her. “Oppsie.”
My Minion [SweetYuya] - She rocks HARD CORE!! :)
& inSAnityfReAk (from DA) - Woot you have been converted to Kei & Kyo-ism!! Welcome to the INSANITY :D hehe The fork and Ladle shall SMITE ALL who tries to go against us!!
& Angil - WHERE HAVE YOU GONEEEEEEEE!!!
On another note I thought I should clarify the "Aizen is my father" comment in both the story & my Author note at the top...
(Let me remind you this next part is directly from a PM between Sweetyuya & I. NOT MADE UP NOR REHEARSED!)
It all started on Skype when I Brb'd cause my mom called me downstairs...
Wanna.Be says: she called me down and was like oh good you're here I wanted to tell you something.
SweetYuya says: uh huh
Wanna.Be says: (which was odd in its self because she called me down...she acted like it was a surprise)
SweetYuya says: mkay
Wanna.Be says: and I said "That you are a virgin, never touched by the hands of a man and that the all mighty and powerful GOD is my true father..."
SweetYuya says: ROFLMAO
Wanna.Be says: "Don't worry I already know because my awesomeness is far greater than that in which any human can obtain..."
SweetYuya says: hahahahaahhaha YESH! I AGREE!
Wanna.Be says: She just stared at me for a lil...and said "Where did you come from?"
SweetYuya says: HAHAHAHA
Wanna.Be says: in which O answered "Your womb didn't you feel me come out..."
SweetYuya says: -patpat- lol
Wanna.Be says: then she just told me to go back to my room...
SweetYuya says: ooooo bwahahaha
Wanna.Be says: i was giggling the whole way back up...mmmm :)
SweetYuya says: ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAH
Wanna.Be says: I have issues, but it's okay. My father will forgive me -hehehe-
SweetYuya says: lol
Wanna.Be says: I never did find out why she called me down in the first place tho.
And since Aizen is 'GOD' - He is then my father. -snort-
That my friends is a GREAT conversation!
Well, that's it for now...
Hope someone enjoyed that...
- WannaBePirate -