A Sexy Bleach Choose-Your-Own Halloween Adventure
Chapter #18
“It doesn’t matter how much he looks like Michael Jackson in the thriller video, a graveyard is no place to meet a man.”
You never really appreciated how may little gems of wisdom your Great Aunt Iris had imparted to you while she was alive. Most of the time, you thought she was nuts. Tonight though, she had been spot on. Maybe lizard people really do live in the moon and control our thoughts through microwaves…
But you don’t have time to consider our Great Reptilian Lunar Overlords (praises be upon them) now because you’re still in this super spooky graveyard. The only positive thing happening at the moment is you are fairly sure the man didn’t follow you in your desperate and graceful squirm to freedom. You are now walking through an apparently even more ancient part of the cemetery, as the path you are on is dotted with tall and very spooky mausoleums on both sides. The wind suddenly picks up and sends a swirling gust of dead leaves flying up the path up ahead. A quick flash of bright white fabric quickly catches your attention, disappearing out of sight inside one of the tombs. Do you check it out?
-No way Jose, I have had enough horror movie shit for this lifetime. I think I see my neighborhood from here! (Go to #22)
-Two monsters in the same cemetery? Pssshhh what are the odds on that? (Go to #29)