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Inoue Orihime Drabbles
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Bleach › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
7,958
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1
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light saber
Characters: Yumichika, Orihime
Prompt: light saber (heh)
Rating: pg13
Thats right you read that pairing correctly......8D. This one is crack, as if you couldn't tell. Also lack of real smut but fun.
Orihime really enjoyed her little visits to the 11th division. Everyone was so nice and helpful and when she offered to cook, why no one batted an eye at her leek and chocolate ramen surprise! Now everyone was going to bed and Orihime was still wound up. She went looking for Zaraki-san in his office.
Yumichika was fortunate enough to have been on duty that night to miss Orihime's foray in their kitchen. When he returned, everyone was in their bunks groaning about chocolate noodles. Yumi just scrunched his nose and headed to taichou's office to file his report. Zaraki-taichou was just ridiculous about Hime-chan. No one could look at her for more than a second without having taichou's zanpaktou at his neck. For some reason, taichou never minded Yumi being alone with Hime-chan. Yumi knew the whole division thought he 'swung the other way' but he was more complicated. If he had to describe himself it would be as a Beautisexual, attracted to anything beautiful, and that included Hime-chan.
So when Yumi found the said object of his lust in taichou's office, looking out the window, he locked the door behind him. "~Hime-chan, how~are~you?" Orihime twirled around, "Oh, Yumichika-san, you scared me, I was having this daydream of spiders with swords fighting dwarves with light sabers and.."
Yumi chuckled, "Hime-chan, you look tense, let Yumi-chan give you one of his fa~mous shoulder massages, ne?" Orihime brightened, "Oh that sounds just lovely, Yumichika-san." "Call me Yumi-chan, I would like to know you ~sooo~ much better, Ori~hime!" Yumi began to massage Orihime's shoulders. As he saw she was becoming putty in his hands he casually slipped his hands into he robes to fondle her breasts, tweaking her nipples. "Yumi-chan! I....I thought...!" "You thought I was gay, Hime-chan? Even if I was, I think I would be straight for the night just for you." he whispered against her neck, licking up to her ear.
Prompt: light saber (heh)
Rating: pg13
Thats right you read that pairing correctly......8D. This one is crack, as if you couldn't tell. Also lack of real smut but fun.
Orihime really enjoyed her little visits to the 11th division. Everyone was so nice and helpful and when she offered to cook, why no one batted an eye at her leek and chocolate ramen surprise! Now everyone was going to bed and Orihime was still wound up. She went looking for Zaraki-san in his office.
Yumichika was fortunate enough to have been on duty that night to miss Orihime's foray in their kitchen. When he returned, everyone was in their bunks groaning about chocolate noodles. Yumi just scrunched his nose and headed to taichou's office to file his report. Zaraki-taichou was just ridiculous about Hime-chan. No one could look at her for more than a second without having taichou's zanpaktou at his neck. For some reason, taichou never minded Yumi being alone with Hime-chan. Yumi knew the whole division thought he 'swung the other way' but he was more complicated. If he had to describe himself it would be as a Beautisexual, attracted to anything beautiful, and that included Hime-chan.
So when Yumi found the said object of his lust in taichou's office, looking out the window, he locked the door behind him. "~Hime-chan, how~are~you?" Orihime twirled around, "Oh, Yumichika-san, you scared me, I was having this daydream of spiders with swords fighting dwarves with light sabers and.."
Yumi chuckled, "Hime-chan, you look tense, let Yumi-chan give you one of his fa~mous shoulder massages, ne?" Orihime brightened, "Oh that sounds just lovely, Yumichika-san." "Call me Yumi-chan, I would like to know you ~sooo~ much better, Ori~hime!" Yumi began to massage Orihime's shoulders. As he saw she was becoming putty in his hands he casually slipped his hands into he robes to fondle her breasts, tweaking her nipples. "Yumi-chan! I....I thought...!" "You thought I was gay, Hime-chan? Even if I was, I think I would be straight for the night just for you." he whispered against her neck, licking up to her ear.