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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
11
Views:
2,531
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Number 2
Title: Pink
Author: MusikVibe
Rating: PG -13
Themes: 1. the color pink, 2. Opposite sex, 5. Over the Rainbow, 9. Candy
Summary: Why is Rukia pestering Ichigo?
Warnings: Mentions of the unmentionables, severe poking of ribs, nosebleeds
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach I wouldn’t be stuck in this hell-hole called the Butt-crack of Texas.
“Oi, Ichigoooo!” Rukia sings as she pokes him in his ribs with her pencil finger.
Not turning around, he responds with an aggravated growl. “What Rukia? I’m trying to study for my test tomorrow.”
“Weeell, I was wondering what kind of underwear Ishida wears”, she says slowly, drawing out ‘wears’
Whipping his head around, Ichigo glares at her incredulously. “Why do you want to know? It’s none of your business!”
“It’s just a question. If you don’t want to answer it then, I could always go ask him myself.” Grinning evilly, she gets up to go only to be pulled back down by a strong grip on her wrist.
“Sit”, says the grave voice of Ichigo.
And sit she does.
“What do you want to know?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Boxerbriefs.”
“White or black?”
“Neither.”
“What? He’s as square as anyone could be and he’s not wearing power black or pure white?”
“No.” Ichigo flushes as he remember what color Ishida’s underwear is.
“Don’t tell me he has gay pride underwear”, Rukia says, eyes widening when Ichigo slowly nods his head.
“Oh my... Do tell.” Rukia scoots to her knees, completely enthralled in this new information.
“Why must you know thi—“
“Start talking!”
“Ok ok. He has these pink bikini briefs with a little rainbow flag on the crotch that says, ‘take me out and wave me’. They’re pink for one; they’re bright, they’re GAY!”
“They turn you on.” Rukia state matter-of-factly as she brings her hands to cover her nose as blood is now dribbling down her chin.
It is at this point in his life that Ichigo realizes that the opposite sex is truly the strangest thing he’s ever encountered and that he should stay very far away from them.
“OI! Don’t bleed on the carpet! You asked me to tell you this and then you threatened me and then you start bleeding on my carpet after I tell you. You women are so damn confusing!” Ichigo rants as Rukia runs to the bathroom. “Ah, just for torturing me, maybe I should tell you about the strawberry-flavored edible underwear we use when we’re getting hot and sweaty rolling around on the bed!”
“SHUT UP! I’m gonna die of blood loss!”
Author: MusikVibe
Rating: PG -13
Themes: 1. the color pink, 2. Opposite sex, 5. Over the Rainbow, 9. Candy
Summary: Why is Rukia pestering Ichigo?
Warnings: Mentions of the unmentionables, severe poking of ribs, nosebleeds
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach I wouldn’t be stuck in this hell-hole called the Butt-crack of Texas.
“Oi, Ichigoooo!” Rukia sings as she pokes him in his ribs with her pencil finger.
Not turning around, he responds with an aggravated growl. “What Rukia? I’m trying to study for my test tomorrow.”
“Weeell, I was wondering what kind of underwear Ishida wears”, she says slowly, drawing out ‘wears’
Whipping his head around, Ichigo glares at her incredulously. “Why do you want to know? It’s none of your business!”
“It’s just a question. If you don’t want to answer it then, I could always go ask him myself.” Grinning evilly, she gets up to go only to be pulled back down by a strong grip on her wrist.
“Sit”, says the grave voice of Ichigo.
And sit she does.
“What do you want to know?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Boxerbriefs.”
“White or black?”
“Neither.”
“What? He’s as square as anyone could be and he’s not wearing power black or pure white?”
“No.” Ichigo flushes as he remember what color Ishida’s underwear is.
“Don’t tell me he has gay pride underwear”, Rukia says, eyes widening when Ichigo slowly nods his head.
“Oh my... Do tell.” Rukia scoots to her knees, completely enthralled in this new information.
“Why must you know thi—“
“Start talking!”
“Ok ok. He has these pink bikini briefs with a little rainbow flag on the crotch that says, ‘take me out and wave me’. They’re pink for one; they’re bright, they’re GAY!”
“They turn you on.” Rukia state matter-of-factly as she brings her hands to cover her nose as blood is now dribbling down her chin.
It is at this point in his life that Ichigo realizes that the opposite sex is truly the strangest thing he’s ever encountered and that he should stay very far away from them.
“OI! Don’t bleed on the carpet! You asked me to tell you this and then you threatened me and then you start bleeding on my carpet after I tell you. You women are so damn confusing!” Ichigo rants as Rukia runs to the bathroom. “Ah, just for torturing me, maybe I should tell you about the strawberry-flavored edible underwear we use when we’re getting hot and sweaty rolling around on the bed!”
“SHUT UP! I’m gonna die of blood loss!”