Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby!
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
6,605
Reviews:
17
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CHAPTER TWO
RECAP:
"Look, I know I forgot your birthday! But do you have to kill me?!" Ichigo yelled, and then noticed the Renji wasn't chasing him anymore. He frowned when he noticed the tears in Renji's eyes. "What?"
"Happy anniversary." Renji said hoarsely as he threw Ichigo a wrapped box. Ichigo's eyes widen. "At least for you..."
"Renji..." Ichigo called after him, but he had already run into their room. Ichigo sat down, feeling shameful, guilty, and just plain out stupid. He looked at the gift and smiled slightly at the red and orange wrapping around the paper. He opened it and found a note with a picture of him and Renji hugging and smiling. There was an arrow pointing at the space in between them. 'Happy Anniversary, Ichigo! Sorry about being sick and acting emotional! Love Ya, Renji! Oh, and get ready for that space to be filled up! Looks like it’s not going to be just the two of us anymore!'
"What does he mean by that?"
________CHAPTER TWO__________
RENJI'S POV
I yawned and strecthed as I slowly rolled over onto my back. I sniffed and licked my lips at the smile of pancakes-mmm...blueberry...toast, and bacon. My favorite breakfast.
"Morning, Ren." Ichigo greeted as I sat up and he placed a tray onto my lap. He then gave me a peck on the cheek. I gave him a look of 'don't think that I forgot'. He then gave me a letter. I tilted my head at him. "Just read it."
"Whatever." I said as I opened it.
Ren,
I'm sorry I forgot the most important day of my life, getting together with you. I always forgot your birthday. I'm not really good with words, so sorry. I love you a lot, and stuff. So, to make up for it, I'll be your slave for two days straight. I'll do anything you want me to.
Love and forgive
your Ichi.
I smiled after I read the letter and held my arms open. He hugged me, then kissed the top of my head. I then pushed him away, causing him to stubble and scowl.
"Don't think you're off the hook that easy." I told him, then commanded him. "Now go get me some mayo and grape jelly!"
"..." Ichigo left with the scowl still on his face. When he came back, he handed me the mayo and jelly, which I sprended out on my pancakes, I then poured syrup all over it and added more mayo.
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"How the hell did you eat that?!" Ichigo asked in disgust and amazement after breakfast. I shrugged as I sat on the couch.
"Slave!" I yelled in his ear.
"I'm right here." Ichigo grumbled out.
"Turn the TV." I told him.
"You have the remote in your han-"
"Did I ask where the remote was?"
"No, bu-"
"Turn the TV!"
"..." Ichigo muttered something under his breathe as he got up and turned the TV to my favorite station, SCIFI. "Stupid station..."
"Hot sause and chocolate ice cream!" Renji yelled to a disgusted Ichigo. Ichigo got the hot sacuse and a bowl chocolate ice cream and gave them to Renji with a spoon. Renji poored the hot saucse all over the ice cream and ate while watching another SCIFI orginal movie 'Space Things that Take Over the Whole World'.
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REGULAR POV
The rest of the day consisted of Renji yelling at Ichigo, who was always in hearing distance, to get him something strange to eat or to do something. The next day consisted of the same thing. And the day after that, Ichigo snapped...
"Why the f-ck are you eating and acting like this!?" Ichigo snapped at Renji, who just moments ago angery that Ichigo didn't pee as much as he did. "Yo-yo-your acting like my mom did when she had to have my sisters!"
"Ichigo, you're an idoit!" Renji yelled. "Did you not figure out the part of 'not two of us' anymore!?"
"What?!" Ichigo yelled, then his eyes widen in realization. "Not...just...the...tw-" Ichigo landed on the ground with a thump. Renji rolled his eyes and kicked him in the side.
"Asshole!" Renji shouted at him. "I'm calling Rukia!"
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"HOW THE HELL COULD YOU FAINT!?" Rukia yelled at a now concious Ichigo.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HOW THE HELL COULD I FAINT! HE JUST TOLD ME THAT HE WAS PRENANT!" Ichigo yelled right back at her.
"THAT'S NO EXCUSE, DO YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS CRYING OVER THE PHONE WHEN HE CALLED ME!" Rukia yelled, causing Ichigo to feel slightly guilty.
"He did..."
"Well..."
FLASHBACK
"Yo' Rukia, this is Renji."
"Oh, hey Renji!"
"Can you come over, dumbass fainted." Renji said with a hint of annoyance. "WHAT A PUSSY! What kind of asshole faints when you tell him...NEVERMIND! Can you come over here and wake him up or something? I'm going to go get me something to eat."
____________________
"Basically." She answered. Ichigo frowned, then asked.
"How long has he been gone?"
"Hmm...now that you mentioned it...He wasn't here when I came..." Rukia answered with a frown.
"How long does it take to get-" Ichigo was interrupted by the phone ringing. He walked over and picked it up. "Kurosaki residence, Ichigo speaking."
"Yes, this Officer Lib-do speaking on behalf of the Demin County Prison/?. We have a Mr. Renji...ur...crying to talk with you..."
"RENJI!" Ichigo yelled, then he heard the phone shift.
"ICHIGO, THEY WON'T GIVE ME MY FOOD!" Renji cried into the phone. "AND ONE OF THEM SAID THAT I HAD A FAT ASS! I WANT TO EAT AND SLEEP!" Renji then suddenly went deadly calm and asked. "Can I kill them?"
"What no!?" Ichigo yelled. "You can't kill them!"
"And why not...?" Renji asked confused, then started sobbing again. "YOU LOVE THEM MORE THAN ME!"
"WHAT?!"
"AND YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ALL MY FOOD WITH THEM!"
"ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF!?"
"ICHI...DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" Renji shouted, then went calm again. "If you don't get here soon...I'll kill everyone in this jail..."
"DON'T YOU DARE! LOOK, ME AND RUKAI ARE COMING NOW! DON'T KILL ANYONE!" Ichigo shouted in the phone, then hung up. He ran to put his shoes and jacket on. "Jail house now, Rukia!"
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AN: THIS IS IN RESPONE TO THE CHALLANGE MADE BY agatha10. OH, AND I DON'T OWNY BLEACH! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! THANK YA FOR READING AND THE REVIEWS!
"Look, I know I forgot your birthday! But do you have to kill me?!" Ichigo yelled, and then noticed the Renji wasn't chasing him anymore. He frowned when he noticed the tears in Renji's eyes. "What?"
"Happy anniversary." Renji said hoarsely as he threw Ichigo a wrapped box. Ichigo's eyes widen. "At least for you..."
"Renji..." Ichigo called after him, but he had already run into their room. Ichigo sat down, feeling shameful, guilty, and just plain out stupid. He looked at the gift and smiled slightly at the red and orange wrapping around the paper. He opened it and found a note with a picture of him and Renji hugging and smiling. There was an arrow pointing at the space in between them. 'Happy Anniversary, Ichigo! Sorry about being sick and acting emotional! Love Ya, Renji! Oh, and get ready for that space to be filled up! Looks like it’s not going to be just the two of us anymore!'
"What does he mean by that?"
________CHAPTER TWO__________
RENJI'S POV
I yawned and strecthed as I slowly rolled over onto my back. I sniffed and licked my lips at the smile of pancakes-mmm...blueberry...toast, and bacon. My favorite breakfast.
"Morning, Ren." Ichigo greeted as I sat up and he placed a tray onto my lap. He then gave me a peck on the cheek. I gave him a look of 'don't think that I forgot'. He then gave me a letter. I tilted my head at him. "Just read it."
"Whatever." I said as I opened it.
Ren,
I'm sorry I forgot the most important day of my life, getting together with you. I always forgot your birthday. I'm not really good with words, so sorry. I love you a lot, and stuff. So, to make up for it, I'll be your slave for two days straight. I'll do anything you want me to.
Love and forgive
your Ichi.
I smiled after I read the letter and held my arms open. He hugged me, then kissed the top of my head. I then pushed him away, causing him to stubble and scowl.
"Don't think you're off the hook that easy." I told him, then commanded him. "Now go get me some mayo and grape jelly!"
"..." Ichigo left with the scowl still on his face. When he came back, he handed me the mayo and jelly, which I sprended out on my pancakes, I then poured syrup all over it and added more mayo.
____________
"How the hell did you eat that?!" Ichigo asked in disgust and amazement after breakfast. I shrugged as I sat on the couch.
"Slave!" I yelled in his ear.
"I'm right here." Ichigo grumbled out.
"Turn the TV." I told him.
"You have the remote in your han-"
"Did I ask where the remote was?"
"No, bu-"
"Turn the TV!"
"..." Ichigo muttered something under his breathe as he got up and turned the TV to my favorite station, SCIFI. "Stupid station..."
"Hot sause and chocolate ice cream!" Renji yelled to a disgusted Ichigo. Ichigo got the hot sacuse and a bowl chocolate ice cream and gave them to Renji with a spoon. Renji poored the hot saucse all over the ice cream and ate while watching another SCIFI orginal movie 'Space Things that Take Over the Whole World'.
____________
REGULAR POV
The rest of the day consisted of Renji yelling at Ichigo, who was always in hearing distance, to get him something strange to eat or to do something. The next day consisted of the same thing. And the day after that, Ichigo snapped...
"Why the f-ck are you eating and acting like this!?" Ichigo snapped at Renji, who just moments ago angery that Ichigo didn't pee as much as he did. "Yo-yo-your acting like my mom did when she had to have my sisters!"
"Ichigo, you're an idoit!" Renji yelled. "Did you not figure out the part of 'not two of us' anymore!?"
"What?!" Ichigo yelled, then his eyes widen in realization. "Not...just...the...tw-" Ichigo landed on the ground with a thump. Renji rolled his eyes and kicked him in the side.
"Asshole!" Renji shouted at him. "I'm calling Rukia!"
________________
"HOW THE HELL COULD YOU FAINT!?" Rukia yelled at a now concious Ichigo.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HOW THE HELL COULD I FAINT! HE JUST TOLD ME THAT HE WAS PRENANT!" Ichigo yelled right back at her.
"THAT'S NO EXCUSE, DO YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS CRYING OVER THE PHONE WHEN HE CALLED ME!" Rukia yelled, causing Ichigo to feel slightly guilty.
"He did..."
"Well..."
FLASHBACK
"Yo' Rukia, this is Renji."
"Oh, hey Renji!"
"Can you come over, dumbass fainted." Renji said with a hint of annoyance. "WHAT A PUSSY! What kind of asshole faints when you tell him...NEVERMIND! Can you come over here and wake him up or something? I'm going to go get me something to eat."
____________________
"Basically." She answered. Ichigo frowned, then asked.
"How long has he been gone?"
"Hmm...now that you mentioned it...He wasn't here when I came..." Rukia answered with a frown.
"How long does it take to get-" Ichigo was interrupted by the phone ringing. He walked over and picked it up. "Kurosaki residence, Ichigo speaking."
"Yes, this Officer Lib-do speaking on behalf of the Demin County Prison/?. We have a Mr. Renji...ur...crying to talk with you..."
"RENJI!" Ichigo yelled, then he heard the phone shift.
"ICHIGO, THEY WON'T GIVE ME MY FOOD!" Renji cried into the phone. "AND ONE OF THEM SAID THAT I HAD A FAT ASS! I WANT TO EAT AND SLEEP!" Renji then suddenly went deadly calm and asked. "Can I kill them?"
"What no!?" Ichigo yelled. "You can't kill them!"
"And why not...?" Renji asked confused, then started sobbing again. "YOU LOVE THEM MORE THAN ME!"
"WHAT?!"
"AND YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ALL MY FOOD WITH THEM!"
"ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF!?"
"ICHI...DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" Renji shouted, then went calm again. "If you don't get here soon...I'll kill everyone in this jail..."
"DON'T YOU DARE! LOOK, ME AND RUKAI ARE COMING NOW! DON'T KILL ANYONE!" Ichigo shouted in the phone, then hung up. He ran to put his shoes and jacket on. "Jail house now, Rukia!"
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AN: THIS IS IN RESPONE TO THE CHALLANGE MADE BY agatha10. OH, AND I DON'T OWNY BLEACH! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! THANK YA FOR READING AND THE REVIEWS!