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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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5
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Chapter 2: WTF?!
Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed! It really made me happy and made me eager to write more! Keep the reviews coming! The only reason it took so long to get this next chapter out is because I’m in the middle of a move and it’s dragging out for longer than I had hoped. In about another week everything should be situated and then I should have more time to write. So thanks for being patient! Enjoy!
Chapter 2: WTF?!
Ichigo just sat perfectly still for a moment and stared at Yumichika. The black haired man idly wondered if anyone’s eyes could seriously get any bigger than Ichigo’s were at that very moment. Then suddenly, and rather startlingly, Ichigo calmed down completely and looked right at Yumichika with absolutely no expression on his face and stated in a rather deadpanned sort of voice, “Seriously, Yumichika, that’s not something to joke about. You could really scare a person just spoutin’ off shit like that out of nowhere.”
Yumichika raised one fine eyebrow and spoke back just as calmly, “I am being serious Ichigo. I really am gay. As in, homosexual, as in, I like guys!”
Ichigo just stared calmly for a couple of seconds more before the sincerity of the man’s statement managed to sink it’s way completely into his brain. Once the message got to the brain, however, all hell broke loose. Ichigo leapt up from his place on the bed and flattened himself against the wall next to his window, staring at Yumichika with wide eyes. “You, you’re really gay!” He spluttered out, pointing one trembling finger at the man still sitting calmly in the chair at the desk. Yumichika just nodded. “Shit, that’s just messed up man! I mean, why in the world did you just tell me that! I could have seriously lived the rest of my days in perfect bliss without knowing that you, you, um…well, have the hots for guys!” the poor orange haired teen choked out and then slumped down on his bed with his back still against the wall carefully eying Yumichika as if the man were suddenly going to take it into his head to molest him right then and there.
“Hmmm…actually I seem to recall you asking me if I was gay. Which is why I told you of course.” Yumichika stated logically. He tilted his head to one side for a moment just looking at the paranoid boy and slowly his eyes took on the sheen of a hard glare that also had mischief dancing at the edges of them. “Don’t look down on people just because they like something different than you do, Ichigo.” He stated pointedly with some heat in his voice. “Besides, usually people who react that strongly when they hear someone is gay only do so because they feel insecure about their own sexuality.” Now a really mischievous grin spread its way slowly across Yumichika’s handsome face and he leaned forward to get himself closer to the boy for effect as he said in a low, hushed voice, “I also happen to know that several people you are very close to and consider friends are similarly inclined towards the same sex.” He then sat back and watched as those words sunk their way into Ichigo’s now horribly overwrought brain.
“What the fuck!!!” Ichigo predictably exploded a few seconds later. He was now on the edge of his bed again glaring at Yumichika. “You don’t need to tell me these things!” He threw his hands into the air and glanced heavenward. “Now I’m going to be scarred for life thanks to you! And I’ll be constantly paranoid and wondering who it is that’s gay! And it’s ALL YOUR fault!” He ended up pointing one finger accusingly right in the center of Yumichika’s face and glaring. You could practically see steam sprouting out his ears and nose.
Yumichika rolled his eyes. This house was turning out to be just as noisy as the one he had left only half an hour ago. However, it was fairly interesting to watch Ichigo turn so many different shades of red and go through so many different moods within just the course of a few minutes. The black haired man smiled slightly to himself as he realized that once again Ichigo’s mood was changing. Sure enough, Ichigo quit staring and poking his finger rudely at Yumichika just to slump his shoulders and bury his face in his hands. Aww, he looks so cute like that! Yumichika thought to himself with stars in his eyes.
After a couple more seconds Ichigo slowly raised his head and peered out carefully between his parted fingers. Yumichika raised one eyebrow. Was that a blush on Ichigo’s cheeks?! “Um, hey, Chika,” Ichigo asked rather innocently, slowly pulling his hands away from his face. Where the hell did that nickname come from? Yumichika twitched a bit as his other eyebrow rose as well. “Do you think, I mean, who are the other people I know that are gay?” Ichigo finished quickly, his voice barely above a whisper. But now he looked a little less intimidated and actually seriously curious as to who these people were.
Yumichika glared at the poor kid and ground out, “I’m not going to tell you if you are just going to go spastic on me again and make life miserable for those people by acting weird around them or going out of your way to stay the hell away from them!” Yumichika’s glare was rather convincing and rather scary when he was actually pissed and Ichigo was rightly a bit intimidated by this side of the normally calm and happy man. But at the moment he just really wanted to know who these people were that were gay that he apparently knew so well. Damn it, it was just eating him up inside not to know and he would do anything to find out!
“Okay, I understand,” the orange hair bowed down for a brief moment in acquiescence to the older man. “I won’t act weird and I won’t say anything and I WON’T run away from them. So can you PLEASE tell me?!” He finished in near desperation as he looked back up into Yumichika’s face eagerly.
Yumichika just looked at the kid for a moment and then he grinned. Well, the poor boy brought this on himself. Who was he to keep this all a secret now? Besides, if he knew the kid even a little then he knew that if he wasn’t told the truth now then he would just go out and analyze everyone’s actions a little bit too closely and come to some really wrong and potentially embarrassing conclusions. So, Yumichika raised his head a little higher and said, “Okay, I’ll tell you, but on one condition.” Ichigo looked suspicious but said, “yes, what is that?” “Only that you never call me “Chika” every again!” Yumichika glaringly flung at the orange haired teen. “That is NOT a beautiful name!”
“Oh,” Ichigo said looking surprised at the sudden outburst, “Yeah, sorry man, won’t do that again. Okay, so it that all? You’ll really tell me?”
Yumichika sighed and nodded. “Shall I start with soul society or the human world?”
“Um, human world first.” Ichigo quickly decided, now sitting right on the edge of his bed in anticipation. This promised to be good.
“Okay, so let’s see,” Yumichika began, tapping his chin with this forefinger and gazing up at the ceiling contemplatively. “Ah yes, there is one of your friends that you should really know about. If you think hard enough I’m sure you’ll be able to figure it out on your own, but I’m nice, so I’ll tell you. It’s…”
The sound of Ichigo’s substitute shinigami badge sounding a hollow alert broke off the next word in Yumichika’s sentence and caused the orange haired shinigami to curse colorfully. Unfortunately, it looked like the juicy gossip would have to wait awhile.
Authors Note: Okay, so sorry I left this on another cliffhanger. Thing is, it’s late and I have to work tomorrow and well, you know. So hope you enjoyed this one! I’ll try to post more as soon as possible!
mikichan
Chapter 2: WTF?!
Ichigo just sat perfectly still for a moment and stared at Yumichika. The black haired man idly wondered if anyone’s eyes could seriously get any bigger than Ichigo’s were at that very moment. Then suddenly, and rather startlingly, Ichigo calmed down completely and looked right at Yumichika with absolutely no expression on his face and stated in a rather deadpanned sort of voice, “Seriously, Yumichika, that’s not something to joke about. You could really scare a person just spoutin’ off shit like that out of nowhere.”
Yumichika raised one fine eyebrow and spoke back just as calmly, “I am being serious Ichigo. I really am gay. As in, homosexual, as in, I like guys!”
Ichigo just stared calmly for a couple of seconds more before the sincerity of the man’s statement managed to sink it’s way completely into his brain. Once the message got to the brain, however, all hell broke loose. Ichigo leapt up from his place on the bed and flattened himself against the wall next to his window, staring at Yumichika with wide eyes. “You, you’re really gay!” He spluttered out, pointing one trembling finger at the man still sitting calmly in the chair at the desk. Yumichika just nodded. “Shit, that’s just messed up man! I mean, why in the world did you just tell me that! I could have seriously lived the rest of my days in perfect bliss without knowing that you, you, um…well, have the hots for guys!” the poor orange haired teen choked out and then slumped down on his bed with his back still against the wall carefully eying Yumichika as if the man were suddenly going to take it into his head to molest him right then and there.
“Hmmm…actually I seem to recall you asking me if I was gay. Which is why I told you of course.” Yumichika stated logically. He tilted his head to one side for a moment just looking at the paranoid boy and slowly his eyes took on the sheen of a hard glare that also had mischief dancing at the edges of them. “Don’t look down on people just because they like something different than you do, Ichigo.” He stated pointedly with some heat in his voice. “Besides, usually people who react that strongly when they hear someone is gay only do so because they feel insecure about their own sexuality.” Now a really mischievous grin spread its way slowly across Yumichika’s handsome face and he leaned forward to get himself closer to the boy for effect as he said in a low, hushed voice, “I also happen to know that several people you are very close to and consider friends are similarly inclined towards the same sex.” He then sat back and watched as those words sunk their way into Ichigo’s now horribly overwrought brain.
“What the fuck!!!” Ichigo predictably exploded a few seconds later. He was now on the edge of his bed again glaring at Yumichika. “You don’t need to tell me these things!” He threw his hands into the air and glanced heavenward. “Now I’m going to be scarred for life thanks to you! And I’ll be constantly paranoid and wondering who it is that’s gay! And it’s ALL YOUR fault!” He ended up pointing one finger accusingly right in the center of Yumichika’s face and glaring. You could practically see steam sprouting out his ears and nose.
Yumichika rolled his eyes. This house was turning out to be just as noisy as the one he had left only half an hour ago. However, it was fairly interesting to watch Ichigo turn so many different shades of red and go through so many different moods within just the course of a few minutes. The black haired man smiled slightly to himself as he realized that once again Ichigo’s mood was changing. Sure enough, Ichigo quit staring and poking his finger rudely at Yumichika just to slump his shoulders and bury his face in his hands. Aww, he looks so cute like that! Yumichika thought to himself with stars in his eyes.
After a couple more seconds Ichigo slowly raised his head and peered out carefully between his parted fingers. Yumichika raised one eyebrow. Was that a blush on Ichigo’s cheeks?! “Um, hey, Chika,” Ichigo asked rather innocently, slowly pulling his hands away from his face. Where the hell did that nickname come from? Yumichika twitched a bit as his other eyebrow rose as well. “Do you think, I mean, who are the other people I know that are gay?” Ichigo finished quickly, his voice barely above a whisper. But now he looked a little less intimidated and actually seriously curious as to who these people were.
Yumichika glared at the poor kid and ground out, “I’m not going to tell you if you are just going to go spastic on me again and make life miserable for those people by acting weird around them or going out of your way to stay the hell away from them!” Yumichika’s glare was rather convincing and rather scary when he was actually pissed and Ichigo was rightly a bit intimidated by this side of the normally calm and happy man. But at the moment he just really wanted to know who these people were that were gay that he apparently knew so well. Damn it, it was just eating him up inside not to know and he would do anything to find out!
“Okay, I understand,” the orange hair bowed down for a brief moment in acquiescence to the older man. “I won’t act weird and I won’t say anything and I WON’T run away from them. So can you PLEASE tell me?!” He finished in near desperation as he looked back up into Yumichika’s face eagerly.
Yumichika just looked at the kid for a moment and then he grinned. Well, the poor boy brought this on himself. Who was he to keep this all a secret now? Besides, if he knew the kid even a little then he knew that if he wasn’t told the truth now then he would just go out and analyze everyone’s actions a little bit too closely and come to some really wrong and potentially embarrassing conclusions. So, Yumichika raised his head a little higher and said, “Okay, I’ll tell you, but on one condition.” Ichigo looked suspicious but said, “yes, what is that?” “Only that you never call me “Chika” every again!” Yumichika glaringly flung at the orange haired teen. “That is NOT a beautiful name!”
“Oh,” Ichigo said looking surprised at the sudden outburst, “Yeah, sorry man, won’t do that again. Okay, so it that all? You’ll really tell me?”
Yumichika sighed and nodded. “Shall I start with soul society or the human world?”
“Um, human world first.” Ichigo quickly decided, now sitting right on the edge of his bed in anticipation. This promised to be good.
“Okay, so let’s see,” Yumichika began, tapping his chin with this forefinger and gazing up at the ceiling contemplatively. “Ah yes, there is one of your friends that you should really know about. If you think hard enough I’m sure you’ll be able to figure it out on your own, but I’m nice, so I’ll tell you. It’s…”
The sound of Ichigo’s substitute shinigami badge sounding a hollow alert broke off the next word in Yumichika’s sentence and caused the orange haired shinigami to curse colorfully. Unfortunately, it looked like the juicy gossip would have to wait awhile.
Authors Note: Okay, so sorry I left this on another cliffhanger. Thing is, it’s late and I have to work tomorrow and well, you know. So hope you enjoyed this one! I’ll try to post more as soon as possible!
mikichan