Shi Means Death, you Fucktard...

Chappi 2

"GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! PUT ME DOWN OR I'LL CASTRATE YOU!" Kenpachi laughed. That was a new one. She just didn't stop coming up with new ammo to throw at him. While she kept screaming profanities, he somehow got her signed up to take a test to be in the Shinigami Academy. "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! I'M NOT GOING THE ANY FUCKING SHINIGAMI SCHOOL! GODDAMMIT!" Hearing the commotion, Ukitake Taicho and Kyoraku Taicho strode up to him. "Zaraki," said Shunsui. "Where were you during the captain's meeting? We had to do it without you." That's when the noticed the rabid girl thrown over his shoulder. Zaraki looked at her. "Ooh, the evil eye. That's a new one." Juushiro reached a hand up to her, only the have her tear it up with her teeth. "Careful," Zaraki said, a little too late. "She bites."
"I can see that," Juushiro said, inspecting his wounded hand. That's when he noticed the multiple scratches and bite marks on Zaraki's face and neck. "You should go get that treated by Unohana Taicho. Those are definitely going to get infected." Zaraki touched his face and winced. He didn't even notice.

He said his goodbyes to the two taichos and shunpoed off to the Academy to get the girl tested. She finally stopped screaming (probably because she killed her throat by screaming for that long), and although she still gave off a very angry reiatsu, the testers shrugged it off. She'd fit right in with the Eleventh Division.

"Okay, first test," the tester said after Zaraki left to get his wounds treated (they were already starting to puff up from infection). "It's a written exam. Here's a paper and a pen. You may start... now." Shi looked at the paper. Quizzically, she picked it up and turned the paper over and around, inspecting it from any and all angles. Putting it down, she grabbed the pencil in her fist and stabbed the paper with it. Her eyes grew wide at the mark left by the interesting new device she had found. Shi timidly attempted to tear a little piece of it off. Her mouth dropped as she realized the paper was weak. Closing her mouth, she stood up and held her pencil like a sword. She threw the paper up in the air and slashed it with her pencil. It broke apart easily and it fluttered to the ground like confetti. She put it in a small pile, picked it up in her hands and threw it in the air again. Everyone in the room stared at her, astonished. After she had her fun, she sat down again at the desk and looked expectantly at the senseis.

After a minute of silence, on of them stood up and strode over to a door leading to another room. "Shi, follow me," he said, and she silently obeyed. She strode over to him and stared at him with expressive, but blank eyes. He shivered and went into the room. Tossing her a wooden katana, she realized what was expected of her. They went outside to a large training area. She took a battle stance. There were no openings that he could see. That added another 10 points to her overall score. The sensei shivered again. He took that time to properly inspect her. She was quite beautiful. Long black hair, bloody bandages on her arms that looked like the bandages on Kenpachi's chest, that nice outfit she changed into, those eyes... they were mixed with fellings of excitement, expertise, confidence, and that bone-chilling blankness that would make anyone feel naked. There was also those shackles on her arms that she refused to take off although they were rubbing her arms raw, and that strange-looking mahogany wooden stick similar to Ikkaku's shikai, except with a blunt golden spearhead-type thing on one end and a golden leaf-type thing on the other with six golden rings in it on her back. She tensed, snapping him out of his stupor, and he took his stance. She waits for her opponent to get ready before she charges, so she doesn't fight cheap. Good. That was a plus for her. She waited for him to make the first move. Another plus. He was knocked from his thoughts (again) when Kenpachi burst out, an big grin on his face. He wouldn't miss a fight. His wounds were all gone. Shi caught his eye and straightened up, walking over to him and inspecting him up and down. After a moment she seemed to reach a decision. She put away her wooden katana and jogged back outside. Taking the strange-looking stick off her back, she took her battle stance again, but this time, sh e wasn't looking at the sensei, but at 11th Division Captain Zaraki Kenpachi! They both wore identical grins on their faces and the sensei stepped back, knowing that he couldn't do anything when Kenpachi smiled THAT smile. That meant he was ready to fight, and no one could stop Kenpachi when he wanted to fight.

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Kenpachi charged at her, his Zanpakuto unsheathed and that freaky grin still plastered on his face. At the last moment, Shi dropped her zanpakuto and allowed herself to be beaten up by the giant man. Kenpachi spent a few minutes striking the girl and throwing her in the air like a ragdoll, and backing away with a frown when he realized she wasn't fighing back. She jumped away and picked up her weapon, taking her battle stance again. Kenpachi looked into her eyes and saw gears turning. They told him what she was doing. She was just showing the sensei that she could take a beating. Next, she was going to show him her agility, and afterwards her skills in defense, and lastly she was going to start to retaliate and show him raw power. It was a good strategy. Show him what she could do in turn, so he would know what she was capable of without having her other talents get in the way. She chose to fight him because she knew that he wouldn't stop fighting when he realized that she wasn't fighting back and just allowed herself to get whipped around like a rag doll. He looked into her eyes again. Those eyes... He shuddered. Yes, him, Zaraki Kenpachi, the most feared captain of the 13 Gotei Protection Squads, shuddered. How could he not? Those eyes disclosed her every emotion, her thoughts, and a trained eye could even predict her moves beforehand. He shook the idea out of his head and ran at her a second time. As he brought his zanpakuto around horizontally to hit her in the side, she ducked backwards as if in slow motion, and the blade swept by her harmlessly (kind of like playing limbo, except with the limbo stick coming around at you. If you don't get it, tell me and I'll come up with a better explanation). Next, he turned around and slashed vertically at her shoulder. She leaned slightly backwards, the tip of the sword almost touching her. He tried to strike at her horizantally again, and she jumped in the air, did a flip, and landed on Kanpachi's zanpakuto. She jumped off and scanned the area where a large crowd had formed. Among them, she saw Juushiro and Shuuhei, as well as Kusajishi Yachiru, Hitsugaya Toushiro, and Matsumoto Rangiku. A swing at her face brought her back to reality, and she dodged quickly. She turned to defence. Kenpachi swung at her again and again, and she took her weapon in both hands, like this
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and defended herself so that when ever Kenpachi swung at her, his zanpakuto hit here:
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(nice visual help, huh? lulz). Shi quickly got bored with playing around, so sheturned to attacking. She turned her weapon around so that the side with the rings was facing up. "First kill! Senshi (warrior, figher)!" The weapon flew into the air with a flash of light and when the smoke cleared, the golden spearhead-type thing was sharpened to a point and she was rushing at him, the large grin finally reappearing on her face. Kenpachi dodged her attacks as best he could. The last time a person came at him with this ferocity, it was during his fight with Ichigo (Tousen didn't come at him like Ichigo did). As he kept dodging, something clicked in his mind. With her zanpakuto (for it truly was a zanpakuto, as proven when she brought it to shikai) driven to a point like that, she could only stab, and not handle it like a real katana. It seemed as if she noticed this too, for she only stabbed at him and didn't slash. Just as he was about to grab the tip of her zanpakuto and swing her around with it, she sheathed it and held out her hand. "Good fight," she said. As he reached out to shake it, she flicked her hand back. "Psyche," she said with a smirk. She jogged away to where the sensei was watching. "What's next?"