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Fuck You
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Category:
Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
2,840
Reviews:
13
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I don't own or associate with Bleach or its makers, nor do I make money from writing this.
Fuck You, Too
A/N: Three more for y'all! And thanks to everyone who reviewed! I really appreciate it :D
So, that said, these three are linked together. Oh, and the latter two aren't between Ichigo and Kenpachi, but they're still related to fun KenIchi tidbits XD Enjoy!
“Oi, Ichigo. I know you aren't that hurt, so wake up.”
“What the crap?! How the hell did you get in my room?”
“Easy enough. That freak you have for a father let me right in, no questions asked. You should really talk to him about that, y'know. I might've been a Hollow, for all he knows. Or even worse, it could've been Renji!”
“... I really think I have less to worry about from Renji than from you, Kenpachi.”
“Well, that's not very nice. And here I am, bringing you a present to wish you a speedy recovery.”
“I'm pretty sure that, whatever it is, I don't want it.”
“Oh, I'm pretty sure you do. Here. Open it.”
“...”
“Like it?”
“Are you fucking kidding me?! You disgusting creep!”
“How rude! After all the trouble I went through finding strawberry flavored lube, you don't like it?”
“God damn it, Kenpachi, you have ten seconds to get out of my room. Ten.”
“I was just trying to be nice!”
“Nine. Eight.”
“H-hey, calm down!”
“Fuck you. Seven. Six.”
“Ichigo, put that down. You're gonna hurt yourself, lifting furniture like that--”
“Five, damn it! Four!”
“Put the bed down!”
“Three! I warned you! Two!”
“Ichigo, listen to me!”
“One!”
“Oh, shit.”
CRASH.
“Hey, Kenpachi. Ichigo told me to tell you he's getting a restraining order against you the next time you try to talk to him.”
“Pssh. Like that'll stop me.”
“I think you really annoyed him this time. You might wanna hold off on the harassment a bit.”
“Rukia, you can tell the pissy Strawberry that there's an easier way to get me to lay off.”
“... Oh? And what's that?”
“Tell him it involves his present and something rather large in my pants.”
“Wha? I don't get it...”
“Heheh... Believe me, pipsqueak, you're better off that way.”
“Kenpachi, stop telling Rukia perverted things that she doesn't understand!”
“Renji, stop ogling Ichigo's ass every time you get a chance.”
“Fuck you!”
“Sorry, but that's not going to happen. Unless it's me with Berry. And then it'd be reversed.”
“Damn it, Kenpachi...”
So, that said, these three are linked together. Oh, and the latter two aren't between Ichigo and Kenpachi, but they're still related to fun KenIchi tidbits XD Enjoy!
“Oi, Ichigo. I know you aren't that hurt, so wake up.”
“What the crap?! How the hell did you get in my room?”
“Easy enough. That freak you have for a father let me right in, no questions asked. You should really talk to him about that, y'know. I might've been a Hollow, for all he knows. Or even worse, it could've been Renji!”
“... I really think I have less to worry about from Renji than from you, Kenpachi.”
“Well, that's not very nice. And here I am, bringing you a present to wish you a speedy recovery.”
“I'm pretty sure that, whatever it is, I don't want it.”
“Oh, I'm pretty sure you do. Here. Open it.”
“...”
“Like it?”
“Are you fucking kidding me?! You disgusting creep!”
“How rude! After all the trouble I went through finding strawberry flavored lube, you don't like it?”
“God damn it, Kenpachi, you have ten seconds to get out of my room. Ten.”
“I was just trying to be nice!”
“Nine. Eight.”
“H-hey, calm down!”
“Fuck you. Seven. Six.”
“Ichigo, put that down. You're gonna hurt yourself, lifting furniture like that--”
“Five, damn it! Four!”
“Put the bed down!”
“Three! I warned you! Two!”
“Ichigo, listen to me!”
“One!”
“Oh, shit.”
CRASH.
“Hey, Kenpachi. Ichigo told me to tell you he's getting a restraining order against you the next time you try to talk to him.”
“Pssh. Like that'll stop me.”
“I think you really annoyed him this time. You might wanna hold off on the harassment a bit.”
“Rukia, you can tell the pissy Strawberry that there's an easier way to get me to lay off.”
“... Oh? And what's that?”
“Tell him it involves his present and something rather large in my pants.”
“Wha? I don't get it...”
“Heheh... Believe me, pipsqueak, you're better off that way.”
“Kenpachi, stop telling Rukia perverted things that she doesn't understand!”
“Renji, stop ogling Ichigo's ass every time you get a chance.”
“Fuck you!”
“Sorry, but that's not going to happen. Unless it's me with Berry. And then it'd be reversed.”
“Damn it, Kenpachi...”