I am a What?

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIX IT", Ichigo yelled while the orange cat ears on his head twitched.

Renji was on the floor laughing his ass off.

"Ah well I do believe a strand of cat hair ended up in the antidote I made. The DNA with in it must have merged with your own",Urahara said hiding behind his fan. He thanks the gods the Tessai had found Ichigo's zanpakutō before Ichigo did.

Ichigo lunged at Urahara intent on murdering the man but was caught by Tessai .

"Maybe we should have a relaxing cup of tea", Tessai said as he held Ichigo back.

"Yes tea", Urahara said happily before running to the kitchen. "I know we have some" He said as he searched through his boxes of tea. "Ah ha found it", he said as he pulled out a box of catnip tea.

Urahara made a strong batch of catnip tea. It wouldn't affect the others but if he was lucky it would affect Ichigo. Plus catnip made a wonderful tea.

Ichigo glared at Urahara as he walked into the room, until the scent of the catnip hit his nose. His tail lazily went back and forth as he tried to figure out what the smell was.

Urahara gave Ichigo a cup first before serving everyone else.

After adding some sugar Ichigo took his first sip. It tasted weird but a good weird.

Rukia tried to figure out what was in the tea as she stared at Ichigo's cat ears, she wanted to pet them badly.

Urahara smiled as Ichigo drained his first cup, which he was quick to refill.

Ichigo felt like he was high. He had never been high before that what it felt. He couldn't resist rubbing his cheek against Renji's shoulder.

"What are you doing Ichi?", Renji asked and was shocked by Ichigo's response.

Ichgo made a mewling noise before rubbing his head against Renji again.

"Urahara what did you put in this tea", Rukia demanded, this was not normal Ichigo behavior

"Catnip", Urahara said with a grin before frowning at the glare he had received from Rukia . "Well I couldn't have him trying to kill me or destroying my home, could I?"

"You drugged him" Rukia said after looking at Ichigo who was being affectionate towards Renji.

"Oh come on Rukia it won't hurt him", Renji said with a grin as he looked down at Ichigo, who was now in his lap purring. "I think I like him like this".

"RENJI" Rukia yelled before punching him hard in the arm.

"Ow", Renji said "I mean Rukia's right you shouldn't have drugged him", he said quickly to prevent Rukia from hitting him again.

Ichigo was oblivious to the argument that was being made on his behalf. He was more intent on cuddling with Renji.

Renji rolled his eyes as Rukia went on about how drugging Ichigo was a bad thing . "Rukia why don't you touch his ears? " Renji said with a smirk. "I know you want to"

Rukia frowned before letting out a defeated sigh. She reached over and stroked one of ichigo's ears, which earned her a mewling sound.