Just Another Day in the Sereitei

Chapter 2: Hitsugaya

Disclaimer:  Bleach is owned by Tite Kubo and Shonen Jump.  I am not making any money from this story.

Warning: swearing and major OOC.  This is a crack fic.  Characters will be OUT OF CHARACTER.  It a big part of the story.  It will make sense eventually!!

The next day…..

“Captain sorry I’m late”, said Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto as she rushed through the door.  She stopped dead in her tracks as she looked at her captain.  Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya, one of the most serious, hard working captain in the Sereitei was sitting not at his desk surrounded by paperwork as usual …she blinked and blinked again.  He was sprawled on the couch, feet up on one of the arms, playing…she shook her head…a video game and OH MY GOD blowing bubbles with GUM!!  He glanced over to her.

“Yo Rangiku babe, no problem” he drawled, “it’s s’all good”.  He looked back to his DS.  “Ha froze your ass bitch.  Articuno rules!”

“Captain?” She slowing inched her way closer.  “What are you doing?”

“Chilling…playing Pokemon.  Take that…Aurora beam…cha-ching I win!”

“P-p-playing P-p-pokemon!”  She crumpled to the floor.  “What about your paperwork” she asked a hint of desperation in her voice.

“Fuck it!”

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“Captain?”

He glanced at her popping a large bubble.  “What’s this captain crap?  You’ve known me long enough call me Toshiro.”

She gave a startled squeak her eyes growing wide.

“Why don’t you take the day off?”  He dug in his pockets.  “Here”, he handed her some money, “go get some sake, my treat”.

“Ahhhhhh!”

“What’s the matter?”

“A-are you feeling ok, captain?”

“Totally bitching, how bout you?”

“I-I’ll just go now” she slowing backed out of the room.

“Later babe.”

“Ahhh…” She ran screaming from the building not stopping until she reached the 4^th Division barracks.