A Sexy Bleach Choose-Your-Own Halloween Adventure
Chapter #21
Ouija board, shmuija board. Don’t they sell these things for like $10 at walmart? What’s the worst that could happen? You just don’t know, either because you’ve never seen a movie scarier than The Lady and The Tramp or you are just really, really bad at learning valuable lessons taught from films or aging, eccentric Great Aunts. Either way, let’s light some candles, climb up into the attic, and get chatting with some spirits.
It’s only until everything is set up that you realize your belief that oujia boards are totally dumb and fake completely makes using one by yourself pointless. You ask questions and make the planchette spell out swear words for about three minutes before deciding to pack it in for the night. You blow out the candles and reach to pick up the planchette when it jerks out of your hand.
S-U-M-M-O-N-M-E-Y-O-U-T-R-A-S-H
Wow, sassy ghost. “Hang on, let me get a pen.” You say into the empty air of your attic. Did the atmosphere in here just get a little more evil maybe? Ehh, it’s probably just mothballs. You quickly pop down stairs for some paper and a writing utensil. Once back, the planchette skitters around the Ouija board, spelling out instructions. It looks like the ghost wants you to get the usual stuff: spider’s legs, the heart of a black cat, crow’s feet, a vial of gypsy tears, and … an Evanescence CD? Good thing you went to the store earlier.
You assemble all of the items in a rough pentagram on the attic floor and take a step back. Suddenly, green flames spring from the items, bathing the room in an evil emerald glow. A black portal in the floor opens up and out of the darkness rises none other than ULQUIORRA THE DEMON, horns and all. Definitely not a ghost. Oops.
- Go to ENDING #1.