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Poker causes pregnancy

By: picabone99
folder Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male › Grimmjow/Ichigo
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 24
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Disclaimer: I absolutely DO NOT own Bleach or its characters. This story is strictly for fun, NOT for profit.
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epilogue

Epilogue, 5 months after the birth of the twins

It was yet another trip to Urahara's shoten for the poker tradition, except this time, Ichigo and Grimmjow showed up carrying babies, and Shiro came with, carrying the baby bags and a portable play pen.

Shinji opened the door for the trio since they had their hands full. As they walked past him, Shinji took the opportunity to grin down at the well bundled armfuls Ichigo and Grimmjow were carrying.

"Glad ya could make it, tonight. Yer the last ones we were waitin' on. This is tha first time everyone of tha original crowd has been able to make it in forever. Even Renji finally made it and brought little Nozumi with him."

Ichigo's face lit up at the thought of seeing Nozumi. He had only been able to visit Renji and Byakuya once since the birth of their daughter. Ichigo had been far too busy caring for his twins to make as many visits as he wanted too. Those people who wanted to see his cubs had better luck coming to Heuco Mundo for a visit, then Ichigo had in leaving to visit. He had been able to leave for only two trips. Once to the living world, taking his cubs to visit Masaki's grave, and once to Soul Society shortly after Nozumi's birth.

Shiro set up the playpen in the back of the main room, near the couch, while Ichigo and Grimmjow headed over to see Renji and Byakuya.

"Ooh...Renji, she's adorable. You're going to have your hands full in a few years trying to keep the boys away." Ichigo teased his friend when they got closer.

"Yah, yah. Yer one ta talk. Ya got yer own little princess, too." Renji commented in return. "Besides, anyone trying ta mess with my baby will have ta deal with her dad. Not something for tha faint of heart."

"Very true, Abarai-kun," Kisuke said as stepped around the corner and entered the room from the hallway.

"Urahara, have you put on some weight lately? You don't look quite the same lately." Ichigo asked, looking puzzledly at the man in question.

Urahara squirmed under the gaze of the orange-haired Beta.

"Now, Ichigo-chan. You know it's not nice to point out something like that."

"I know, but you really seem different. Have you been feeling alright lately?"

Yorouchi starting laughing uproariously from behind Kisuke, where she had been following him and began batting her hand at Kisuke's shoulder. "You'd better tell them, it's not like you could hide it for much longer anyway. Besides, it's your own damn fault for not being careful and studying further what the particles did before using them."

Kisuke grimaced and then flashed a sheepish grin at Ichigo. "Um...remember that talk I gave you almost a year ago about the special particles and gigai thoery involved with your's and Renji's pregnancy? And how those particles could cause a clone to form instead of a mixture of the two parents if a second set of DNA wasn't sampled weekly, at the very least? Well, it turns out that if someone handles the particles, without adequate protection involved, the handler can become...infected, if you will." Seeing the looks of incomprehension on the faces gathered in the room, Kisuke sighed and grabbed at the bridge of his nose. Sometimes being a genious was a burden; that, and Yorouchi's belly-busting laughs were starting to get on his nerves.

"Simple explination then. The particles invaded my body and formed a fetus. Without sex being involved."

"Oh. My. GOD!" Ichigo, Grimmjow, Renji, and Shiji yelled in horror, Buyakuya looked like he was living in a nightmare and Hallibel's mouth dropped open in shock.

"Yup, I'm going to give birth to myself. But at least I'll have someone to help with my experiments who will understand everything." Kisuke said with an enormous grin.

I did it, I did it! My first story! Thanks to everyone who read it.   A great big thanks to those who took the time to review.

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