11 Stories of IchiIshi
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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11
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Title: Epiphany
Author: MusikVibe
Rating: M
Theme: #15. Epiphany
Summary: Ishida is the smartest one in his class, but clearly lacks a bit of common sense.
Warnings: Sexual situations and dirty talk
Disclaimer: Me no own.
Epiphany
“AH HA!” Ishida sits up quickly in bed, eyes wide in satisfaction.
“What is it now, freak?” says a voice somewhere in the same vicinity.
“I’m not a freak. I just had an epiphany.”
“Oh great, let the great Ishida Uryuu speak.” Ichigo announces in his most sarcastic voice, holding up his arms as if praising somebody.
“It’s about time you recognized my greatness.” Ishida can’t help but snort at the middle finger he received from Ichigo.
“Uryuu...” Ichigo glares warningly, sitting up on his elbows. “So what is this epiphany, oh great and wise Ishida Uryuu?”
“I’ve come to realize that I, Ishida Uryuu, the last Quincy, am gay.”
Then silence.
Looking back towards Ichigo, Ishida is shocked to find the orange-haired Shinigami squinting at him. Well, that is, until it starts scrunching up in disbelief.
“WHAT! THE! FUCK!!!! Are you just figuring this out? I could have told you that by the fact that: one, we just got done fucking, two, my dick is still in your ass, three, you’re in the HANDICRAFT CLUB! And you’re just now realizing your gay?! Holy fucking shit!”
Getting off Ichigo’s lap, Ishida flops back onto the bed beside Ichigo. “Would you quit yelling so much? Your voice is starting to grate on my nerves.”
“Well, you shouldn’t say shit that the whole rest of the world knew! I mean...come on...it...it’s obvious”, he nearly whines.
“Is that so? It’s obvious that you’re gay, you know.” Ishida smiles, letting the light coming through the blinds glint off his glasses evilly.
“No its not. How so?” Ichigo is taken aback by this new information.
“Well, you always dress impeccably, you use hair product, and you have a sweet bubbly ass, which is great for squeezing and hanging onto.” The Quincy reaches around and squeezes the shinigami’s ass for emphasis. You use skin conditioning cream to make your skin virtually shine in any light. And the last thing, aka my favorite thing, you get this marvelous hard-on whenever I’m near that makes me want to drop to my knees right there and suck you so hard.”
Ishida runs his hand down Ichigo’s torso, heading for his favorite “thing”, when Ichigo bolts from the bed, in all his naked glory. Ishida can’t help but smirk at the sight in front of him.
“Those are only things you would notice because I’m with you. Nobody would notice that I use hair product or even my ass unless they’ve slept with me.”
“Inoue did. Did she sleep with you?”
“Wha--? NO! I haven’t slept with anyone other than you!”
“I heard a rumor a while back that you slept with Rukia when she was here.”
“You’re making that up! I wouldn’t sleep with her if my life depended on it.”
“So what you’re saying is that you’ve only slept with me and nobody else.”
“Correct.”
“Wouldn’t that qualify you to be gay too?”
Ichigo looks at Ishida, much the same way a dog would look at a person trying to speak in barks. He tilts his head to the left, crossing his eyes, snapping his mouth shut.
“Well...I suppose so. I never thought of it that way.”
“Good”, Uryuu holds his hand out to Ichigo, who slowly takes it, “Get your gay ass in bed so you can put your gay cock in my gay ass.”
Crawling onto the Quincy, Ishida smirks as says, “Yes, your gayness.”
Author: MusikVibe
Rating: M
Theme: #15. Epiphany
Summary: Ishida is the smartest one in his class, but clearly lacks a bit of common sense.
Warnings: Sexual situations and dirty talk
Disclaimer: Me no own.
Epiphany
“AH HA!” Ishida sits up quickly in bed, eyes wide in satisfaction.
“What is it now, freak?” says a voice somewhere in the same vicinity.
“I’m not a freak. I just had an epiphany.”
“Oh great, let the great Ishida Uryuu speak.” Ichigo announces in his most sarcastic voice, holding up his arms as if praising somebody.
“It’s about time you recognized my greatness.” Ishida can’t help but snort at the middle finger he received from Ichigo.
“Uryuu...” Ichigo glares warningly, sitting up on his elbows. “So what is this epiphany, oh great and wise Ishida Uryuu?”
“I’ve come to realize that I, Ishida Uryuu, the last Quincy, am gay.”
Then silence.
Looking back towards Ichigo, Ishida is shocked to find the orange-haired Shinigami squinting at him. Well, that is, until it starts scrunching up in disbelief.
“WHAT! THE! FUCK!!!! Are you just figuring this out? I could have told you that by the fact that: one, we just got done fucking, two, my dick is still in your ass, three, you’re in the HANDICRAFT CLUB! And you’re just now realizing your gay?! Holy fucking shit!”
Getting off Ichigo’s lap, Ishida flops back onto the bed beside Ichigo. “Would you quit yelling so much? Your voice is starting to grate on my nerves.”
“Well, you shouldn’t say shit that the whole rest of the world knew! I mean...come on...it...it’s obvious”, he nearly whines.
“Is that so? It’s obvious that you’re gay, you know.” Ishida smiles, letting the light coming through the blinds glint off his glasses evilly.
“No its not. How so?” Ichigo is taken aback by this new information.
“Well, you always dress impeccably, you use hair product, and you have a sweet bubbly ass, which is great for squeezing and hanging onto.” The Quincy reaches around and squeezes the shinigami’s ass for emphasis. You use skin conditioning cream to make your skin virtually shine in any light. And the last thing, aka my favorite thing, you get this marvelous hard-on whenever I’m near that makes me want to drop to my knees right there and suck you so hard.”
Ishida runs his hand down Ichigo’s torso, heading for his favorite “thing”, when Ichigo bolts from the bed, in all his naked glory. Ishida can’t help but smirk at the sight in front of him.
“Those are only things you would notice because I’m with you. Nobody would notice that I use hair product or even my ass unless they’ve slept with me.”
“Inoue did. Did she sleep with you?”
“Wha--? NO! I haven’t slept with anyone other than you!”
“I heard a rumor a while back that you slept with Rukia when she was here.”
“You’re making that up! I wouldn’t sleep with her if my life depended on it.”
“So what you’re saying is that you’ve only slept with me and nobody else.”
“Correct.”
“Wouldn’t that qualify you to be gay too?”
Ichigo looks at Ishida, much the same way a dog would look at a person trying to speak in barks. He tilts his head to the left, crossing his eyes, snapping his mouth shut.
“Well...I suppose so. I never thought of it that way.”
“Good”, Uryuu holds his hand out to Ichigo, who slowly takes it, “Get your gay ass in bed so you can put your gay cock in my gay ass.”
Crawling onto the Quincy, Ishida smirks as says, “Yes, your gayness.”