Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby!

RECAP: "ICHIGO, THEY WON'T GIVE ME MY FOOD!" Renji cried into the phone. "AND ONE OF THEM SAID THAT I HAD A FAT ASS! I WANT TO EAT AND SLEEP!" Renji then suddenly went deadly calm and asked. "Can I kill them?"

"What no!?" Ichigo yelled. "You can't kill them!"

"And why not...?" Renji asked confused, then started sobbing again. "YOU LOVE THEM MORE THAN ME!"

"WHAT?!"

"AND YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ALL MY FOOD WITH THEM!"

"ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF!?"

"ICHI...DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" Renji shouted, then went calm again. "If you don't get here soon...I'll kill everyone in this jail..."

"DON'T YOU DARE! LOOK, ME AND RUKAI ARE COMING NOW! DON'T KILL ANYONE!" Ichigo shouted in the phone, then hung up. He ran to put his shoes and jacket on. "Jail house now, Rukia!"

__________CHAPTER THREE__________

RENJI'S POV

“See, my tattoos do go all the way past my ass!” I declared happily as I showed my new cell friends my tattoo. “Isn’t it cool!”

“Delicious.” One of them said as he traced the tattoo on my stomach. I giggled and slapped his hand away.

“That tickles!” I told him as I pulled my pants up and my shirt down. I sat own my ‘bed’ and sighed. “Now I’m bored!”

“I can think of some things to do.” The one that told me I had a fat ass earlier said. I frowned, then smiled.

“I can think of something too.” I said with a dark voice. I walked over to him and smirked. I called my sword (from no where), which made everyone scream. “I’m going to kill you! I don’t have a fat ass!”

“Please, don’t hurt me!” He screamed. I laughed evilly at him while thunder and lighting are cued in the background.

“Renji!” Ichigo yelled. I made my sword go away and ran through the opened doors. I glomped Ichigo and wrapped my legs around his waist. I hugged him tightly. “I knew you wouldn’t eat with them!”

“Renji…let’s just go…” Ichigo said as he shook his head.

“Hey, Renji!” Rukia greeted us as we came outside. I released Ichigo and glomped Rukia, who fell on her butt. “Ow!”

“Rukia! I knew you would stop Ichigo from eating all my food with those people!” I exclaimed, the thought for awhile. “Ru-kun?”

“Yes?” She asked cautiously.
“Where’s my food?”

“Uh…”

“I WANT FOOD AND I WANT IT NOW DAMN IT!”

"RENJI, SHUT UP!"

"I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD EAT IT!"

"WHAT!?"

"GET ME FOOD NOW OR MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE SHALL DIE!"

"RENJI, CALM DOWN!"

"CALM, I AM CALM!"

"THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING UP AN OLD GUY!"

"THE INNOCENT SHALL SUFFER!"

"P-PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M JUST AN OLD MAN!"

"RENJI!"
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“Are you satisfied?” Ichigo asked as I dipped another pickle into my hot sauce ice cream. I nodded my head.

“For now…that’ll do pig…that’ll do…”


AN: I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF SHORT…I PROMISE TO MAKE THE NEXT CHAPTER LAST LONGER! THIS IS IN RESPONE TO THE CHALLANGE MADE BY agatha10. OH, AND I DON'T OWNY BLEACH! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! THANK YA FOR READING AND THE REVIEWS!