Fools & Manipulators
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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Category:
Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
2,360
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Crack Ending (For Shoori)
(My friend said I shouldn’t do this to Toshiro, so here is a damn ‘happy ending’ for people who can’t take the angst. Do not consider this the true ending; it’s not my original ending.)
“Any other business?”
“I have some!” Gin proclaimed loosely.
He stepped up in front of the whole Gotei 13, smiling insanely.
“I’m afraid I did something terrible last night, and I’m making amends!”
11 Taicho slowly, distrustfully, put their hands on their swords. One little Taicho was not present for some reason though.
“Last night I, through methods carried out over time, succeeded in taking the virginity of Hitsugaya Toshiro!”
“WTF?!”
“But I told him I didn’t love him, so he ended up crying through the rest of the night, while I went home.”
“…”
“So I’m going to marry him!”
“IS THAT FRIGGIN’ POSSIBLE?!”
“Um, there isn’t a law against it…”
“OMG, don’t tell me that…” Mayuri exclaimed.
“Yup! Folks, a few weeks ago I asked ol’ Mayuri to experiment on my body a bit. Even though I was Seme, I got pregnant!”
“…”
“So there’s gonna be White haired, bad-attitude midgets around soon!
The whole Gotei hall was silent.
A creaking came from the back. In came a short, white haired captain.
“Sorry I’m late…!”
“Any other business?”
“I have some!” Gin proclaimed loosely.
He stepped up in front of the whole Gotei 13, smiling insanely.
“I’m afraid I did something terrible last night, and I’m making amends!”
11 Taicho slowly, distrustfully, put their hands on their swords. One little Taicho was not present for some reason though.
“Last night I, through methods carried out over time, succeeded in taking the virginity of Hitsugaya Toshiro!”
“WTF?!”
“But I told him I didn’t love him, so he ended up crying through the rest of the night, while I went home.”
“…”
“So I’m going to marry him!”
“IS THAT FRIGGIN’ POSSIBLE?!”
“Um, there isn’t a law against it…”
“OMG, don’t tell me that…” Mayuri exclaimed.
“Yup! Folks, a few weeks ago I asked ol’ Mayuri to experiment on my body a bit. Even though I was Seme, I got pregnant!”
“…”
“So there’s gonna be White haired, bad-attitude midgets around soon!
The whole Gotei hall was silent.
A creaking came from the back. In came a short, white haired captain.
“Sorry I’m late…!”