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Interrogation
Chappi 3
"The last test is a tester of your reiatsu. No matter how hard you try to hide it, this reiatsu ball will detect and score your reiatsu. The higher your score, the higher your reiatsu. All you need to do is hold the ball in your hand, like so," he demonstrated for her, "and your score appears on this side. It did. His score was very low. No wonder he became a sensei instead of going the the Gotei 13. Shi's thoughts showed in her eyes, and the sensei got red. 'Is it that noticeable?'
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A messenger arrived at the Sou-Taicho's office. "Speak."
"Hai. All of the new arrivals have been tested and admitted into the Shinigami Academy."
"Good. You may go."
"..."
"Is there any paricular reason why you choose to stay?"
"No, d-demo..."
"Yes?..."
"W-well, Zaraki Taicho brought in a particularly strong one..." Well. That was a surprise. Kenpachi never did anything except fight. "Is there a problem with her?"
"N-no, demo..." the messenger took a deep breath. "The reiatsu reader broke." The Sou-Taicho's eyes opened slightly. "That's impossible. The reiatsu reader was built to be a ble to withstand twice the amount of my reiatsu. There's no way that a new arrival would be able to break it."
"T he sensei told me to bring it to you. It still holds traces of the girl who broke it, and even her score." The messenger took it out of his bag and lay it on the Sou-Taicho's desk. He picked it up and inspected it. It did seem to hold the remnanats of a powerful reiatsu. When he looked at the score, his eyes widened in surprise for a moment and then closed again. "Bring the girl to me."
"Th-that would be intruding on her class time, sir."
"Nani? They still let her in?" He spun his chair so it faced the opposite wall and tightened his grip on his cane. This was serious. "Bring her to me."
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"Who are you, and what are you doing here?" Shi was in the Sou-Taicho's office, and was obviously miffed. "Well, that's a nice way to start a conversation," she said, hands and her hips. "Who do you think you are? You can't just go around acting all high-and-mighty all the time, or people will hate you and plot things behind your back." She shunpoed behind the chair and said, "Ooo, look, I'm plotting things behind your back against this bowl of Jell-o!" She shunpoed back to her spot. "Are you going to start correctly?"
"Hello. Who are you and what business do you have here?"
"That's better. I am Shi, and this is Senshi," she said, patting her zanpakuto. "We actually have no business being here, but that fucktard Kenpachi dragged me in and forced me to do this shit." She picked up the reiatsu reader, looked at the score, and grimaced. "Not one of my better scores." She tossed the ball from one hand to the other and stared at the Sou-Taicho.
"You took others?"
"Yeah, when I materialized in the woods in Rukongai some asshole kidnapped me and made me go through an extensive training program. This type of thing measured my progress. When I finally escaped, some motherfucker knocked me out and took me to the 81st District where they stripped me and chained me against the wall. I still have the shackles here." She showed him her wrists. "The bolts were rusty, so I escaped and knocked out the guard with these. The actually have weights attached. I stole some clothes and then they caught up to me and branded my ass. That's when Kenpachi showed up." Shi shivered. "I didn't notice until I got my clothes on, but still..." After taking a moment to compose herself, she continued. "That's when he dragged me here. I scratched up his face pretty bad, though," she said proudly. "I took that thing they called a written exam. It made good confetti, and that funny thing that left marks on the paper worked pretty well as a sword when i was cutting up that flimsy paper. Then, I did the next exam and I fought Kenpachi. He was really fun to fight, but I had to go to the first stage of my shikai in order to retaliate. We didn't use those fake-ass wooden katanas, and since I only know how to fight with my zanpakuto and jujitsu, I'm really klutsy with normal weapons.
"Then they made me take this test, and I broke it. It's really flimsy. Couldn't even take a tiny fraction of my reiatsu," Shi finished. Yama-jii had so many questions, it was impossible to know where to start. "What was the training program like?"
"It sucked. I had to get up at six and run in the morning, then do it again on my hands, then I had a raw egg for breakfast, then I did a lot of pull-ups, then I trained in jujitsu, hand-to-hand-combat, and fighing with Senshi, and then I ran an agility course. It's impossible to tell how much, 'cause my load increased by ten every day."
"How is the 81st District and why did they take you?"
"It sucked. It's the worst one yet out of the districts, and I fucking hated it, damn. They took me to be some sort of sex slave, and of course, I didn't like that. So before they could do anything to me, I escaped, but they caught up to me and attacked when I was asleep. Fucking bastards fight cheap."
"You fought Zaraki Kenpachi?"
"Yeah."
"But you had to go to Shikai."
"Yeah." Shi took out her zanpakuto and put it on his desk. "See this end?" She pointed to the arrowhead-type part. "It's blunt, so it's very good for drilling into eyeholes or cracking people's bones. Since I didn't want to actually hurt him that badly, I went to Shikai. First stage merely sharpens the point of the spear, so all I could do was stab at him. I stopped the fight when he found out." She put it back on her back. "Last question."
"Shoot."
"That was only a fraction of your reiatsu?"
"Yeah, but it only shows up when someone else's reiatsu mixes with it, although it only shows up an extremely tiny part. If it was out all the time, you wouldn't be able to breathe."
"That's all. You may go back to class."
"Later, ojii-san." She jumped out the window and walked back to class. Yama-jii rubbed his temples. This was going to be harder than he thought.
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A/N
Whew! I'll answer my review here. Yes, review. As in, only one! Review people!
Wolfbane420:
Yeah, I know there are only 80 Districts, and I thank you for your kindness in telling me. Most people would probably be like, "Oh, look at me, I'm so smart, there are only 80 Districts, you're so stupid, bwahaha, your mother was a pig and your father smelt of elderberries," you know what I mean. So I sincerely thank you for your kindness, but please note that in my screwed up mind, anything is possible!
"The last test is a tester of your reiatsu. No matter how hard you try to hide it, this reiatsu ball will detect and score your reiatsu. The higher your score, the higher your reiatsu. All you need to do is hold the ball in your hand, like so," he demonstrated for her, "and your score appears on this side. It did. His score was very low. No wonder he became a sensei instead of going the the Gotei 13. Shi's thoughts showed in her eyes, and the sensei got red. 'Is it that noticeable?'
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
A messenger arrived at the Sou-Taicho's office. "Speak."
"Hai. All of the new arrivals have been tested and admitted into the Shinigami Academy."
"Good. You may go."
"..."
"Is there any paricular reason why you choose to stay?"
"No, d-demo..."
"Yes?..."
"W-well, Zaraki Taicho brought in a particularly strong one..." Well. That was a surprise. Kenpachi never did anything except fight. "Is there a problem with her?"
"N-no, demo..." the messenger took a deep breath. "The reiatsu reader broke." The Sou-Taicho's eyes opened slightly. "That's impossible. The reiatsu reader was built to be a ble to withstand twice the amount of my reiatsu. There's no way that a new arrival would be able to break it."
"T he sensei told me to bring it to you. It still holds traces of the girl who broke it, and even her score." The messenger took it out of his bag and lay it on the Sou-Taicho's desk. He picked it up and inspected it. It did seem to hold the remnanats of a powerful reiatsu. When he looked at the score, his eyes widened in surprise for a moment and then closed again. "Bring the girl to me."
"Th-that would be intruding on her class time, sir."
"Nani? They still let her in?" He spun his chair so it faced the opposite wall and tightened his grip on his cane. This was serious. "Bring her to me."
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
"Who are you, and what are you doing here?" Shi was in the Sou-Taicho's office, and was obviously miffed. "Well, that's a nice way to start a conversation," she said, hands and her hips. "Who do you think you are? You can't just go around acting all high-and-mighty all the time, or people will hate you and plot things behind your back." She shunpoed behind the chair and said, "Ooo, look, I'm plotting things behind your back against this bowl of Jell-o!" She shunpoed back to her spot. "Are you going to start correctly?"
"Hello. Who are you and what business do you have here?"
"That's better. I am Shi, and this is Senshi," she said, patting her zanpakuto. "We actually have no business being here, but that fucktard Kenpachi dragged me in and forced me to do this shit." She picked up the reiatsu reader, looked at the score, and grimaced. "Not one of my better scores." She tossed the ball from one hand to the other and stared at the Sou-Taicho.
"You took others?"
"Yeah, when I materialized in the woods in Rukongai some asshole kidnapped me and made me go through an extensive training program. This type of thing measured my progress. When I finally escaped, some motherfucker knocked me out and took me to the 81st District where they stripped me and chained me against the wall. I still have the shackles here." She showed him her wrists. "The bolts were rusty, so I escaped and knocked out the guard with these. The actually have weights attached. I stole some clothes and then they caught up to me and branded my ass. That's when Kenpachi showed up." Shi shivered. "I didn't notice until I got my clothes on, but still..." After taking a moment to compose herself, she continued. "That's when he dragged me here. I scratched up his face pretty bad, though," she said proudly. "I took that thing they called a written exam. It made good confetti, and that funny thing that left marks on the paper worked pretty well as a sword when i was cutting up that flimsy paper. Then, I did the next exam and I fought Kenpachi. He was really fun to fight, but I had to go to the first stage of my shikai in order to retaliate. We didn't use those fake-ass wooden katanas, and since I only know how to fight with my zanpakuto and jujitsu, I'm really klutsy with normal weapons.
"Then they made me take this test, and I broke it. It's really flimsy. Couldn't even take a tiny fraction of my reiatsu," Shi finished. Yama-jii had so many questions, it was impossible to know where to start. "What was the training program like?"
"It sucked. I had to get up at six and run in the morning, then do it again on my hands, then I had a raw egg for breakfast, then I did a lot of pull-ups, then I trained in jujitsu, hand-to-hand-combat, and fighing with Senshi, and then I ran an agility course. It's impossible to tell how much, 'cause my load increased by ten every day."
"How is the 81st District and why did they take you?"
"It sucked. It's the worst one yet out of the districts, and I fucking hated it, damn. They took me to be some sort of sex slave, and of course, I didn't like that. So before they could do anything to me, I escaped, but they caught up to me and attacked when I was asleep. Fucking bastards fight cheap."
"You fought Zaraki Kenpachi?"
"Yeah."
"But you had to go to Shikai."
"Yeah." Shi took out her zanpakuto and put it on his desk. "See this end?" She pointed to the arrowhead-type part. "It's blunt, so it's very good for drilling into eyeholes or cracking people's bones. Since I didn't want to actually hurt him that badly, I went to Shikai. First stage merely sharpens the point of the spear, so all I could do was stab at him. I stopped the fight when he found out." She put it back on her back. "Last question."
"Shoot."
"That was only a fraction of your reiatsu?"
"Yeah, but it only shows up when someone else's reiatsu mixes with it, although it only shows up an extremely tiny part. If it was out all the time, you wouldn't be able to breathe."
"That's all. You may go back to class."
"Later, ojii-san." She jumped out the window and walked back to class. Yama-jii rubbed his temples. This was going to be harder than he thought.
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A/N
Whew! I'll answer my review here. Yes, review. As in, only one! Review people!
Wolfbane420:
Yeah, I know there are only 80 Districts, and I thank you for your kindness in telling me. Most people would probably be like, "Oh, look at me, I'm so smart, there are only 80 Districts, you're so stupid, bwahaha, your mother was a pig and your father smelt of elderberries," you know what I mean. So I sincerely thank you for your kindness, but please note that in my screwed up mind, anything is possible!