A Sexy Bleach Choose-Your-Own Halloween Adventure
Chapter #3
You tell yourself that all mature, responsible adults choose to celebrate by spending a nice, quiet, relaxing evening at home. Your roommate calls you a lame old lady and asks if she can pick you up any denture glue the next time she goes grocery shopping.
Not to be deterred, you throw on your favorite pair of fuzzy jammies and cozy up on the couch with the remains of your pizza, nursing a pumpkin-guts-orange soda and working your way through a bag of gummy spiders. A movie sounds like just the thing. Going through your DVD collection you take out and pop in
(Pick a movie, then go to #4)
-It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! - You don’t want to get too scared.
-The Exorcist - Scared is exactly what you want to be.