Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby!
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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CHAPTER FOUR
RECAP: “I WANT FOOD AND I WANT IT NOW DAMN IT!”
"RENJI, SHUT UP!"
"I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD EAT IT!"
"WHAT!?"
"GET ME FOOD NOW OR MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE SHALL DIE!"
"RENJI, CALM DOWN!"
"CALM, I AM CALM!"
"THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING UP AN OLD GUY!"
"THE INNOCENT SHALL SUFFER!"
"P-PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M JUST AN OLD MAN!"
"RENJI!"
______________________
“Are you satisfied?” Ichigo asked as I dipped another pickle into my hot sauce ice cream. I nodded my head.
“For now…that’ll do pig…that’ll do…”
__________CHAPTER FOUR__________
ONE MONTH LATER
RENJI'S POV
“Do you love me?" I asked Ichigo out of the blue one day. Ichigo frowned.
"Why are you asking?" He asked. I shrugged my shoulders.
"Do you?"
"Of course I do, idoit!" He answered, then asked. "Do you think I don't?"
"..."
"Renji?!"
"It's just...I gained some weight...I've been acting moody...and eating everything in the house..." I told him while looking down.
"You've been doing all those things before you got pregnant. The only thing that changed is that you gained a pound or two. You can barely tell that you got a kid in you." Ichigo pointed out while rolling his eyes. Renji frowned in thought, then smiled.
"That is true!"
"Duh!"
"Ichigo!" Rukia yelled, startling him and Renji. "There's a powerful hollow that I need you to help me with."
"Another one?" Ichigo asked as he stood up, leaving Renji on the couch. "They've been active a lot around here and have gotten a whole lot more powerful...somethings not right..."
"Let's think on this later."
"Right!" Ichigo agreed as he and Rukia ran to the door.
"Be careful!" Renji shouted from the couch. Ichigo waved to him while running out the door. "I think I'll head on over to Urahara!"
_____________________________________________________________________________________________
"Urahara! Old man!" Renji called out as he entered the shop.
"You hurt my feelings Ren-kun!" Urahara said as he started crying. Renji rolled his eyes. "But you can make them better with a kiss-"
"Ichigo's sword up your ass." Renji reminded him of Ichigo's threat.
FLASHBACK_______
"Ren-kun!" Urahara exclaimed as he hugged Renji, who was in a 'happy/cheerful' mood. Renji glomped him. Urahara was now on the floor being straddled by Renji.
"Ura-kun!" Renji exclaimed as he hugged Urahara and rubbed against him like a cat. "Ichi is being mean to meeeee!"
"Mmm...ho, ho, ho..." Urahara tried to hold back a nose bleed at a uke-acting Renji. "So, uke Ren-kun..."
"Hm..." Renji sat up on Urahara's belly, causing his ass to rub against Urahara's crotch. Urahara bit back a moan. "I only uke to Ichigo, cause he's a total pussy when it comes to taking it up the ass! Though its fun since he can't really control his power...mmm...I'm hungry...I wonder when Ichi will come back with my food. Guess what I sent him at!" He bounced slightly against Urahara in excitement.
"..." Urahara smirked as he rubbed against Renji a litte, who was talking about what he was going to eat. Then the door opened.
"WHAT THE HELL URAHARA!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!" Ichigo's voice rang for miles. "AND RENJI WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU WENT NEAR THIS MOLESTING-PERVERTED FREAK! I AM GOING TO CHOP YOUR HANDS AND YOUR-"
"FOOD!"
"SHUT UP RENJI!"
"I CAN EXPLAIN, ICHIGO! WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT SWORD."
"I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"
"THAT'S NASTY ICHI! YOU CAN'T DO THAT-"
"GO EAT!"
"YEA! ICHI BOUGHT ME FOOD!"
END OF FLASHBACK___________
"Uh...never mind then..." Urahara said as he sweat-dropped. "What brings you over here Ren-kun?"
"I'm bored. This place is boring now that I think about it...I'll just go for a walk in the park..."
"Do you think its wise for you to do that in your condition with powerful hollows popping up everywhere?"
"I'll be fine."
"Renji, you can't even use or sense anyone's power/aura."
"Have there been any reports of hollows over here?"
"Well, no."
"Then I'll be fine. Those hollows are wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy far off."
"..."
"Don't worry about me. That's Ichi's job!"
AN: I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF SHORT…I PROMISE TO MAKE THE NEXT CHAPTER LAST LONGER! THIS IS IN RESPONE TO THE CHALLANGE MADE BY agatha10. OH, AND I DON'T OWNY BLEACH! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! THANK YA FOR READING AND THE REVIEWS!
"RENJI, SHUT UP!"
"I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD EAT IT!"
"WHAT!?"
"GET ME FOOD NOW OR MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE SHALL DIE!"
"RENJI, CALM DOWN!"
"CALM, I AM CALM!"
"THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING UP AN OLD GUY!"
"THE INNOCENT SHALL SUFFER!"
"P-PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M JUST AN OLD MAN!"
"RENJI!"
______________________
“Are you satisfied?” Ichigo asked as I dipped another pickle into my hot sauce ice cream. I nodded my head.
“For now…that’ll do pig…that’ll do…”
__________CHAPTER FOUR__________
ONE MONTH LATER
RENJI'S POV
“Do you love me?" I asked Ichigo out of the blue one day. Ichigo frowned.
"Why are you asking?" He asked. I shrugged my shoulders.
"Do you?"
"Of course I do, idoit!" He answered, then asked. "Do you think I don't?"
"..."
"Renji?!"
"It's just...I gained some weight...I've been acting moody...and eating everything in the house..." I told him while looking down.
"You've been doing all those things before you got pregnant. The only thing that changed is that you gained a pound or two. You can barely tell that you got a kid in you." Ichigo pointed out while rolling his eyes. Renji frowned in thought, then smiled.
"That is true!"
"Duh!"
"Ichigo!" Rukia yelled, startling him and Renji. "There's a powerful hollow that I need you to help me with."
"Another one?" Ichigo asked as he stood up, leaving Renji on the couch. "They've been active a lot around here and have gotten a whole lot more powerful...somethings not right..."
"Let's think on this later."
"Right!" Ichigo agreed as he and Rukia ran to the door.
"Be careful!" Renji shouted from the couch. Ichigo waved to him while running out the door. "I think I'll head on over to Urahara!"
_____________________________________________________________________________________________
"Urahara! Old man!" Renji called out as he entered the shop.
"You hurt my feelings Ren-kun!" Urahara said as he started crying. Renji rolled his eyes. "But you can make them better with a kiss-"
"Ichigo's sword up your ass." Renji reminded him of Ichigo's threat.
FLASHBACK_______
"Ren-kun!" Urahara exclaimed as he hugged Renji, who was in a 'happy/cheerful' mood. Renji glomped him. Urahara was now on the floor being straddled by Renji.
"Ura-kun!" Renji exclaimed as he hugged Urahara and rubbed against him like a cat. "Ichi is being mean to meeeee!"
"Mmm...ho, ho, ho..." Urahara tried to hold back a nose bleed at a uke-acting Renji. "So, uke Ren-kun..."
"Hm..." Renji sat up on Urahara's belly, causing his ass to rub against Urahara's crotch. Urahara bit back a moan. "I only uke to Ichigo, cause he's a total pussy when it comes to taking it up the ass! Though its fun since he can't really control his power...mmm...I'm hungry...I wonder when Ichi will come back with my food. Guess what I sent him at!" He bounced slightly against Urahara in excitement.
"..." Urahara smirked as he rubbed against Renji a litte, who was talking about what he was going to eat. Then the door opened.
"WHAT THE HELL URAHARA!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!" Ichigo's voice rang for miles. "AND RENJI WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU WENT NEAR THIS MOLESTING-PERVERTED FREAK! I AM GOING TO CHOP YOUR HANDS AND YOUR-"
"FOOD!"
"SHUT UP RENJI!"
"I CAN EXPLAIN, ICHIGO! WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT SWORD."
"I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"
"THAT'S NASTY ICHI! YOU CAN'T DO THAT-"
"GO EAT!"
"YEA! ICHI BOUGHT ME FOOD!"
END OF FLASHBACK___________
"Uh...never mind then..." Urahara said as he sweat-dropped. "What brings you over here Ren-kun?"
"I'm bored. This place is boring now that I think about it...I'll just go for a walk in the park..."
"Do you think its wise for you to do that in your condition with powerful hollows popping up everywhere?"
"I'll be fine."
"Renji, you can't even use or sense anyone's power/aura."
"Have there been any reports of hollows over here?"
"Well, no."
"Then I'll be fine. Those hollows are wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy far off."
"..."
"Don't worry about me. That's Ichi's job!"
AN: I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF SHORT…I PROMISE TO MAKE THE NEXT CHAPTER LAST LONGER! THIS IS IN RESPONE TO THE CHALLANGE MADE BY agatha10. OH, AND I DON'T OWNY BLEACH! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! THANK YA FOR READING AND THE REVIEWS!