Poker causes pregnancy
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male › Grimmjow/Ichigo
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Adult ++
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24
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"Ichi, you okay over there?", asked Yorouchi, her voice rising above the chatter that has sprung up over the news Urahara dropped on everyone. "You've been pretty quiet about all this. Wanna let us know how you're doing?"
Ichigo looks up with a pained expression on his face and grimaces, saying, "Fuck! I don't know what to think. My...boyfriend...and I have only been together for three weeks. I don't even know if he wants kids. I mean, I've always wanted some. This ain't how I thought I would get some though, ya' know? I need to talk to him about this". "Oh, who is it? Anyone we know, Ichigo-kun?", crooned Kisuke, batting his eyes at the orangette from behind his fan. "None of your damn business ya' pervert! You're in enough trouble as is without butting in on my business." "Why Ichi-kun, I'm heartbroken...Anyway", Kisuke switched personalities in mid speech, going from perverted shopkeeper to serious scientist, "you and Renji need to stay here and let me examine you both to make sure everything is progressing normally and that everyone is healthy". "What's normal about two guys getting pregnant?", huffed Ichigo with a look of disbelief on his face. Even Renji was scowling at Kisuke as he got up to stand next to Byakuya, who had risen at the mentioning of examinations. "I think you have done enough Urahara-san. Why should I stay longer and entrust Renji to your care?" "Because it was my research, my formula and my drug, and I'm pretty sure I can diagnose positively if they are pregnant. They could be experiencing false pregnancies, you know. I also should check that all three of your reitsu is capable of supporting the pregnancies. Ichigo, I'm espiecially concered over your pregnancy. You have enough power by yourself to concieve, but my research has concluded that to have a healthy child, carried to full term, you will need reitsu support from a partner. Renji has Byakuya and.." Ichigo interrupted, "Don't worry about it just yet, Hat'n'clogs. My partner has plenty of reitsu. If he isn't interested in helping out, I'll let you know. Besides, you said it could be false". "Don't get your hopes up to high. The drug is quite potent". "Well...shit". "Now, if both Renji and yourself could come with me. Hai, hai Byakuya-sama you can come as well. Grimmjow, Hallibel, Stark -oh- he's still asleep, nevermind, and Shinji sorry the pok.., er, meeting ended so early this time. See you all in two weeks for the next game and hopefully our two favorite pregnant men will be feeling a bit better. Yorouchi, please come assist me". Kisuke stood up as Tessai opened the outer door to the shop for those leaving. Since everyone was busy making sure they didn't forget anything, and Hallibel was trying to rouse her mate, they all missed Ichigo looking at Grimmjow and mouthing "later" at him.