Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection

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Pairing: Kaien x Ichigo

For Warrior Nun’s birthday, thank you for being a great friend!

Summary: AU High School Play Ichigo is forced into a female lead's role (Juliet) because he goes to an all-boy’s high school. The semes compete for the male lead.

Beta’d by KitsuneKiri, thanks very much.

A Romeo for the Juliet

“I never wanted to go to this school in the first place!” Ichigo snarled to his sympathetic, but amused friends who were listening to his rant.

“I’m not a girl!” Ichigo yelled loudly, making the other students in the cafeteria turn to look at the boisterous group.

Ichigo Kurosaki went to an all boys’ high school, and by his amazing logic, deduced that he was indeed male, if his penis wasn’t enough of an indication. So it was hard for him to understand why he, Ichigo Kurosaki, 16 year old MALE, was playing the role of Juliet, a female. It didn’t make sense.

“Did they cast somebody for Romeo yet?” Renji asked around a mouthful of banana.

“No.” Ichigo grumbled as he crossed his arms over his chest. “Shunsui-sensei said that they’re going to be holding auditions all week. I need to be there so he can see who has the most ‘chemistry’ with me.”

Ikkaku patted his back sympathetically while Renji and some of his other male friends stared at him.

“Out of curiosity…is there going to be the kiss?” Kaien asked, his face going white.

“Yes.” Something Ichigo was even MORE unhappy about.

The friends exchanged glances and Yumichika moved over to sit by Ichigo to try and placate him. Yumichika was the second option for Juliet, but Ikkaku downright refused to allow his boyfriend be kissed by another guy, because there was no way Ikkaku would be cast as Romeo.

While Yumichika tried to get Ichigo to look on the bright side, Renji and Shuhei were glaring at each other. They both blatantly flirted with Ichigo, which Ichigo was too oblivious to pick up on, and now the rivalry was taken to new levels as now it was a battle for Ichigo’s first kiss.

Beside them Kaien was being curiously quiet as he considered the situation. There was no way that he would ever let anyone else kiss Ichigo. He had to win the role of Romeo at all costs, and hopefully win Ichigo’s heart as well.

“Oi, Ichigo!”

Ichigo started a little bit as a rather loud voice interrupted his conversation with Yumichika.

“Zaraki-sempai?” Ikkaku asked in confusion as the captain of the football team walked over to them.

Ichigo stood up immediately and made a break for the exit.

“Get back here Ichigo!” Kenpachi chased after him while the friends stared.

“You don’t think he found out, do you?” Renji asked uncertainly.

“Don’t think I’ll let another man kiss you!!!” Kenpachi shouted loudly as he slammed through the door.

Everybody winced.

“I’m going to go get Ichigo before Kenpachi corners him.” Kaien said and dusted off his pants before leaving the gym. As soon as he was out of sight, he broke into a sprint to try and get to them before Kenpachi managed to pin Ichigo down.

He found them in the music hallway with Ichigo sprawled on the ground and Kenpachi crouched over him. He was leaning down to touch their lips together when Kaien ran at them at full speed and slammed into Kenpachi with both feet. Kenpachi grunted and was flung off of Ichigo who scrambled to his feet and sent a grateful look at Kaien before taking off.

Kenpachi got to his feet and glared at Kaien.

“More competition?” Kenpachi said with a low chuckle. “Good. It would be boring if I didn’t have to destroy a few men before getting into his pants.”

“Stay the fuck away from Ichigo,” Kaien said seriously, with no trace of humor in his voice. “He deserves better then a jock like you who wouldn’t care about anything but sex.”

“And you want more?” Kenpachi asked with a booming laugh. “Ichigo isn’t the type to go for weakling like you. Better give up while you’re still in one piece.”

He walked past Kaien, purposefully hitting him with his shoulder.

“And who said that all I wanted was sex?”

Kaien stared after where Kenpachi left and shook his head. He had a feeling that this battle for Juliet wasn’t just going to be fought on stage.

…

Ichigo sighed as Keigo stammered out his lines to Ichigo. The over-energetic teen tried to grab Ichigo’s hand to put a kiss on the back of it, but Ichigo batted him away.

“Next!” Shunsui called out with no hint of remorse for easily dismissing Keigo. Keigo’s expression drooped and he walked off the stage, making Ichigo almost feel bad for him.

Ichigo sighed as an over-eager Renji bound onto the stage.

“If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.”

He wasn’t as bad as some of the others because he was confident with what he was saying, but he overacted and was arrogant.

“Next!” Shunsui yelled.

Renji looked a tad disappointed, but he grinned at Ichigo. “This won’t stop me from getting that kiss.”

“Dream on.”

Ichigo turned his attention to Kenpachi, who was the next man trying out. He tensed as the large jock strolled onto the stage like he owned it and locked eyes with Ichigo.

“He jests at scars that never felt a wound. But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon.”

His voice was slightly rough as usual, but it didn’t break and he rose and lowered his voice at the proper spots. Ichigo was almost entranced with the way the light hit his eyes. He was good, Ichigo would give him that. They glanced over at Shunsui who was deliberating with Jushiro and Shunsui nodded.

“Please step over to the right, Kenpachi.”

Kenpachi grinned gleefully and stepped off, but not before giving Ichigo one last smoldering look. Then Kaien stepped on the stage. His normally cheerful demeanor was replaced with seriousness as he stepped forward and took both of Ichigo’s hands in his.

“With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls; For stony limits cannot hold love out, and what love can do that dares love attempt; Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me.”

Ichigo couldn’t quite describe the way he felt in that moment as Kaien spoke the words that seemed to be really directed at him rather then just recited. His heart thumped slightly and he felt his face heat up. Kaien grinned broadly at the sight and Ichigo quickly jerked his hand away.

“Wonderful! Please step to the right Kaien.”

Kenpachi looked downright murderous and Kaien was hesitant to stand near him lest his be killed. But he did so anyways, because it was for Ichigo.

“Next!”

An upperclassman with brown hair and glasses stepped onto the stage. He was a reoccurring actor at the school and was a member of the drama club as well as the president of the debate team. He walked across the stage gracefully and slid his glasses from his face as he did so. Ichigo was tempted to take a step back as Aizen Sousuke drew closer, but fought the urge. Aizen had always given him a bad feeling…

Ichigo gritted his teeth as Aizen reached his hand up and lightly gripped Ichigo’s chin, tilting his head up to stare straight into his eyes.

“Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face, else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek for that which thou hast heard me speak to-night fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny what I have spoke: but farewell compliment!”

His voice was soft, but carried across the theater as though he had yelled. He was charming, handsome, and intelligent and all of that oozed from his pores like a sweat attempting to rid the body of toxins. Ichigo hated him. He hated the way Aizen looked so certain that he was the one who would win, and hated the lust in his eyes.

“Very good, next!”

The three men ended up being the only ones to go onto the next round. Ichigo just wanted this done and over with. He was tired and this play was getting on his last nerve. Everyone else had left except for the two directors, the three other students, and Ichigo.

“You have all shown that you can act and play the part of Romeo, but it’s not just about you gentlemen.” Shunsui made a tutting sound as though they had suggested. “It’s all about chemistry! How can we make this play shine to its fullest if there is no chemistry between the leading man and leading lady?”

“I’m not a lady you crack pot!” Ichigo snarled and Jushiro covered his mouth to hide his smile.

“Of course not.” Shunsui waved him off without even glancing at him. “So in order to decide which of you Romeo is, you must show me how much passion is in your kiss.”

There was a moment of silence before Ichigo blew up. He screamed and ranted, stomping on the floor and turning red in the face before Shunsui managed to interrupt him.

“Of course we could always draw this out for several days, keeping you here until it has been decided.”

There was a long pause.

“Fine.” Ichigo spat and crossed his arms over his chest with a scowl.

“Great! The three of you will each draw a number out of my hat to decide the order which you will go.” Shunsui tipped his hat off flamboyantly and Jushiro wrote down the three numbers before tossing them in. Shunsui shook them up before holding it out to Kenpachi, Sousuke and Kaien.

Sousuke reached in first and then unfolded the number. 2. Ichigo sighed in relief. There was no way he wanted Aizen to be his first kiss. Kaien drew the next one and unfolded it. 3. Ichigo cringed as he realized that Kenpachi would therefore draw a 1, thus being his first kiss.

Kaien looked genuinely pissed while Kenpachi was ecstatic.

“Pucker up Ichigo!” Shunsui said as Kenpachi stepped forward. He slid one of his arms around Ichigo’s waist and lifted his hand to cup the back of Ichigo’s hand before he leaned down.

At first it was just the brush of their lips, and then Kenpachi tilted his head and ran his tongue over Ichigo’s soft lips while pressing more firmly. It wasn’t what Ichigo was expecting… it didn’t feel awkward or unusual, but it didn’t send sparks down his spine either. He tried to pull away, but Kenpachi held on tightly. Ichigo’s brow furrowed and he tried harder. Still nothing.

“Alright, that’s enough you love birds!”

Kenpachi ignored him and began to kiss more aggressively, adding his teeth to the mix as he nipped and sucked hard at his lips.

“Gh!” He tried to shove Kenpachi off but it was like trying to shove a brick wall.

“Kenpachi, that’s enough.” Shunsui said sternly but Kenpachi didn’t acknowledge him at all.

“I said that’s enough!!!” He yanked Kenpachi off of Ichigo, and Ichigo gasped in relief while taking a few staggering steps back while wiping his mouth off with the back of his hand.

Kenpachi looked dazed and licked his lips. His eyes settled on Ichigo and he smirked, making Ichigo shudder.

“Right. Kenpachi, that’s enough for today. I’ll be posting the results tomorrow so you can see if you got the role or not then.”

Kenpachi looked like he wanted to protest, but in the end he grudgingly left.

“No need to fear Ichigo, I won’t treat you as harshly as that brute.” Aizen said softly, his voice sounded warm, but it felt like ice itself to Ichigo’s ears. Instead of gripping Ichigo’s waist oppressively like Kenpachi, Aizen threaded his fingers through Ichigo’s soft hair while the other rested on Ichigo’s arm.

He pecked Ichigo on the lips lightly and swiftly at first, making Ichigo hope that that was all, but alas, it wasn’t the case. His tongue flicked out and he licked the inside of Ichigo’s lip and dragged over his gums. It wasn’t pleasant at all and he kept his mouth firmly shut. Aizen didn’t seem to like that because his nails dug into Ichigo’s skin and the fingers tugged at his hair.

Ichigo opened his mouth to gasp in pain and Aizen took the opportunity to dart his tongue in and caress Ichigo’s. When Ichigo tried to push it away with his own, Aizen grabbed it with his teeth and actually sucked it into his mouth. Ichigo pulled away quickly and wiped his mouth again. He could see on his arms that little crescent moons appeared where Aizen had dug his fingernails in and felt a little pissed.

“Alright, alright. Like I said to Kenpachi, the results will be shown tomorrow.” Aizen smiled pleasantly and left. Ichigo really hoped that Shunsui and Jushiro thought that there was chemistry between them.

“Kaien now.”

Kaien nodded and stepped forward slightly hesitantly. He reached his hand up and stroked Ichigo’s hair, tucking a little tuft of it behind his ear. Ichigo felt himself blushing already at the gesture along and looked away.

“Just get on with it already.” He said in embarrassment, making Kaien frown.

“I might never get the chance to taste those honeyed lips of yours again, please allow me to savor it.”

Ichigo looked at him with wide eyes and swallowed when Kaien stepped forward. He was taller then Ichigo, but not to the extent that Kenpachi and Aizen were and didn’t have to stoop down to kiss Ichigo. He didn’t touch Ichigo at all at first. Instead he slowly backed him against a wall and braced his hands on either side of his head.

Ichigo’s heart thumped loudly as Kaien slowly leaned down, still without breaking eye contact, and kissed him. Kaien’s lips felt like silk compared to either Kenpachi or Aizen’s. This time Ichigo shyly parted his lips into it. Kaien didn’t French kiss him at first, but instead moved their lips together slowly without making it chaste or over-bearing.

Reaching up, Ichigo draped his arms over Kaien’s shoulder and threaded his fingers together over the back of Kaien’s neck to pull him down closer. They both forgot the two directors were still there as Kaien molded his body to Ichigo’s and dropped his hands down to clasp Ichigo’s hips.

Ichigo shivered at the touch and arched his back. His mouth opened wider in a gasp and Kaien slipped his tongue in to caress Ichigo’s. Ichigo met him half way and their mouths danced together as they both equally explored and coaxed each other into taking more.

Shunsui and Jushiro exchanged an amused glanced before they quietly left the room, locking it behind them for the day. Everyone else had gone home for the day after school and Kaien and Ichigo were truly alone.

Kaien shifted his hand and moved it up Ichigo’s shirt slightly to rub against his bare stomach. Ichigo jolted a little at the touch and the two broke away.

“Is it okay?” Kaien asked softly and Ichigo glanced around nervously before realizing that they were actually alone.

“It’s fine,” Ichigo was slightly red, but he didn’t stutter or sound uncertain. “It just surprised me.”

“Oh?” Kaien raised an eyebrow and gave a mischievous grin. Both hands went up his shirt this time, and raised the piece of clothing with it. Ichigo shivered as his bare skin was revealed and Kaien drank in the sight of his six pack and slim waist.

“Beautiful.” He murmured and felt the ridges of his muscles.

“It makes me want to taste your skin.” He glanced up at Ichigo who looked surprised, but arousal had made his cheeks even redder.

“Do it.”

Kaien grinned and dropped to his knees. He pressed a quick kiss to his sternum first and then moved further down before pausing.

“Do you mind just taking off your shirt so I don’t just have to keep holding it up?”

Ichigo mulled the question over for a second before nodding.

“Only if you take yours off too.”

Apparently Kaien had no problem with that because he threw his shirt off before Ichigo had a chance to blink. Ichigo stared at the rippling muscles and felt his groin tighten in response. Kaien was hot.

To try and take his mind off it, Ichigo pulled his shirt above his head. Before he even got it over his ears, Kaien’s mouth was on him, dragging his teeth over Ichigo’s nipple and making him inhale sharply.

“Kaien!” His knees almost buckled, but Kaien’s strong hands held his hips tightly and pressed him against the wall for support. His mouth moved down, tracing the ridges of his abs before dipping his tongue into the hollows of his hips.

“Ichigo.”

Ichigo opened his eyes that he didn’t remember shutting and looked down at Kaien who was nuzzling the orange hair trailing down his stomach and disappearing down his boxers.

“Can I find out where this leads?”

Ichigo froze and Kaien waited patiently for him to answer while staring up at him. “Ah, th-that’s…”

“Too much?” Kaien was slightly disappointed, but was thankful that Ichigo even liked him in the first place.

“No!”

Kaien was surprised with Ichigo’s quick reply and raised an eyebrow.

“I- I mean, I’ve never done something like this before, I don’t know what to do.”

Kaien’s face lit up and he grinned.

“Let me show you then.” His began to undo Ichigo’s pants and pulled them down along with Ichigo’s boxers. Ichigo’s erection sprang free and Kaien was delighted to see that he was already leaking precum.

He nudged Ichigo and got him to step out of his jeans before he kissed Ichigo’s inner thigh softly. Ichigo’s breath quickened and he grew slightly nervous as Kaien moved upward and then engulfed his cock. Ichigo soon found he had nothing to worry about as pure pleasure overcame him. Just as he thought he was about to come, Kaien pulled away. Ichigo whined at the loss and Kaien laughed.

“Come on Ichi.” Kaien grabbed their discarded clothes and led Ichigo, who was wobbling and limping with his denied orgasm, to the backroom intended solely for actors. There was a large couch there that Kaien nudged Ichigo onto.

Ichigo was confused at first, but Kaien just situated him so he was facing the couch and moved him so one of his hands was braced on the back of the couch and the other was on the arm rest. He maneuvered his legs so that one was tucked underneath him while the other angled out slightly.

“Kaien?” Ichigo sounded lost and confused but Kaien just gave him a reassuring kiss and glanced at the table which held lots of different miscellaneous props. One of them was a bottle of Crisco that they had used in their last production for wounds special effects, and would do perfectly for what Kaien had in mind.

“Now you have to relax.” Kaien instructed as he dipped his fingers into the large vat and smeared a lot of it over his fingers.

“What are you doing?” Now Ichigo sounded fearful as Kaien moved behind him. His hands tightened on the couch as greasy fingers dipped down his crack and rubbed his entrance.

“Kaien!?” He said a little desperately and craned his neck to look over his shoulder.

“It’s okay; I’m not trying to hurt you.”

“It’s not going to, is it?”

Kaien hesitated in his answer and Ichigo began to balk. He moved to close his legs but Kaien gripped his hips ands held him still.

“It’s going to hurt, but it will go away and be worth it.”

Ichigo nodded but was still tense as Kaien resumed his exploration of Ichigo’s puckered hole. He applied pressure with one of his fingers and was delighted as it was immediately sucked inwards. Ichigo’s hips jerked forward in surprise, but he didn’t make any sounds of pain so Kaien continued.

He repositioned himself so that he could speak into Ichigo’s ear as he prepared him.

“You’re so beautiful. I’ve wanted this for so long, but I never thought that I would have the chance.”

Ichigo shuddered as another finger opened him along with the first. He bit his lower lip as they were spread apart but then cried out as Kaien brushed against his prostate.

“Oh, Kaien!”

“That’s it, say my name.” Kaien encouraged and pushed in a third finger. Ichigo tensed in pain and Kaien hastily rotated his fingers to find the spot again in order to distract him.

“Oh god, oh god, oh god….” Ichigo chanted as he rocked his hips back onto Kaien’s hand.

“I’m flattered, but I assure you that I am but a mortal.”

“Shut up. You know what I-ah! - what I meant…” Ichigo panted as Kaien removed his fingers and reached down to scoop up more of the Crisco and smeared it onto his cock.

“Fuck, Ichigo, you’re so hot you’re going to make me sizzle.”

“Gh…” Ichigo’s brown knotted as Kaien guided his cock to Ichigo’s hole and pressed in. Even with the stretching and slick lubrication to ease the way, Kaien had to use a bit of force to get past the initial ring of resistance.

Ichigo was incredibly tense and he bowed his back as Kaien continued to press steadily inward.

“Shit…” Ichigo hissed and dropped his head to rest against the back of the couch.

“Shitshitshit!!!”

Kaien had to grit his teeth to fight his instincts to fuck Ichigo roughly into the couch.

“Ichigo you’re so fucking sexy!!!”

“Shut up.” Ichigo said hoarsely and grunted as Kaien snapped his hips forward and penetrated him to the hilt.

“Gah!” He cried out in pain and Kaien immediately felt guilty.

“Fuck! Sorry Ichigo…” Kaien murmured guiltily as he began to lose control.

“Fuckity fuck fuck!” His groin was already beginning to tighten and he knew that he was close to coming despite not even doing anything yet. “Shit Ichi, I’m gonna blow.”

“Don’t you dare come before me!” Ichigo snarled, and reached his hand in between his legs to jerk himself off. His remaining arm that supported him shook as he trembled.

“You said you’d make it worth it!”

“I’m gonna, just give me a second.” Kaien dropped his forehead to Ichigo’s back and breathed in his scent. Ichigo let out a low moan as Kaien shifted his hips and sunk in a little deeper even.

“Ouch!” Ichigo growled at Kaien who only seemed to be making matters worse.

“Idiot!” He pushed Kaien back and sucked in a deep breath at the uncomfortable feeling of him slipping out suddenly. Kaien looked surprised and a bit put out, but Ichigo straddled him and grabbed his erection. He lifted his hips up and then sank down. He had to bite his lips from screaming at the sudden and immediate pain, but was soothed by Kaien’s hands which slid up and down his sides.

“Hey, you okay Ichi?”

“Just give me a second, and don’t fucking move!”

Kaien chuckled and relaxed slightly to enjoy the view of Ichigo riding him.

“Come on Ichi, you can do it.” Kaien said by way of encouragement, earning himself a sharp nipple twist by Ichigo.

Finally, after what seemed like forever to Kaien, Ichigo lifted himself up, and then very slowly slid back down. Kaien tried to stay still, he really did, but he figured that having someone as Ichigo letting his cock only slowly penetrate his tight heat must be considered torture, and therefore illegal. Therefore he totally legitimized grabbing Ichigo by the hips and thrusting his lower body up.

The sound of their skin coming together made a wet slapping noise and Ichigo almost fell over from the force of it. He cried out and gripped the back of the couch as Kaien began to piston his large cock up into Ichigo without pause. Ichigo couldn’t even get enough breath to complain and ended up only holding on for the ride as Kaien bounced him up and down.

“Kaien!” Ichigo spasmed and threw his head back as Kaien finally hit his prostate, making him forget about all the pain.

“Ahnnngh…” Ichigo moaned incomprehensibly and collapsed on top of Kaien’s chest. Kaien kept up his back and snuck his hand in between their bodies to stroke Ichigo’s erection.

“Ichigo.” Kaien murmured softly and nuzzled his hair, pressing a kiss to his temple as Ichigo began to shiver uncontrollably and pant.

“Kai…” Ichigo couldn’t even finish saying his name as his hips twitched and he cried out, shooting his come in between their bodies. Kaien smeared his fingers through it as he continued to thrust in and out of Ichigo. He reached behind the limp teen and began to massage the tight skin that was stretched around his cock.

The result was instantaneous and Ichigo clamped down on his aching hard on even more than he had when he came.

“What are you doing!?” Ichigo said in fear of Kaien actually putting his fingers in alongside his cock.

Kaien held Ichigo’s hips firmly and braced his feet solidly onto the couch before jerking his ups with all the strength that he had. His shoulders and feet were the only things left to balance him and Ichigo’s legs curled around his waist in order to not fall over.

“Ichigo!” Kaien screamed and his whole body went taunt as he spilled his essence inside of the gasping teen. He collapsed back down and Ichigo let out a groan as Kaien was jarred within them. They both took a few moments to catch their breath.

Kaien petted Ichigo’s hair and took in his lax form with a smile of endearment. “If Kenpachi or Aizen get the role of Aizen I’m not going to let you in the play.”

“You couldn’t pay me to kiss them again.” Ichigo grumbled and very slowly moved his hips to let Kaien slip out of him. Ichigo made a face at the discomfort and the feeling of the different fluids inside of him, making Kaien laugh.

“Hey Ichi?”

“Hm?”

“I love you.”

Ichigo blinked and turned his head to stare into Kaien’s serious eyes. “I- I love you too.”

Kaien grinned broadly at him and squeezed him in a tight hug. “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.” (1)

“I’m not squishy!”

Kaien laughed and just hugged him tighter. “Mm, comfortable.”

“I’m not squishy.” Ichigo said again with a grumble and Kaien nuzzled him.

“I know, but you’re still mine.”

“I can live what that, as long as you never call me Squishy again.”

“Deal.”

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Notes: Yes I have been to play auditions and partaken in them and I know this isn’t exactly how it works, but I thought it was more dramatic this way =D I couldn’t help but use Crisco, I thought it was funny although Ichigo might not agree. (1) Yes, that’s from Finding Nemo.

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