War of the roses.

Chapter Five.

Yumichika was in his quarters brushing his hair when he heard the loud thumps on the wooden floor. He knew by the spiritual pressure that was coming was his captain. He opened his door to see him staring at him. Yumichika bowed to his captain. "What can I do for you, Captain Zaraki, sir?"

"I need . . . help, Yumichika, of the female kind." Zaraki whispered, looking around to make sure no one was around to hear him say that.

Yumichika's eyebrows raised up in wonder, but he knew it might be dealing with Yachiru. "So she started her female cycle, eh?"

"Not Yachiru, Yumichika. I have a problem in what to get for my girlfriend," Zaraki whispered. He looked around. "Can I come in or will I be spilling this all over the compound?"

Yumichika smiled and allowed him entrance. "So tell me who is this battle warrior woman who got my captain all hot and bothered?"

"It's Unohana, of the Fourth division and yes, she has me hot and bothered." Zaraki admitted to his fifth seat of his squad.

"Ah, I see. Have you given her a rose yet?" Yumichika asked.

"I have to give her something better than that, Yumichika. I have been giving her kisses for a long time. I need to give her something better then that," Zaraki said.

"Oh but a rose is a good starting choice, Zaraki. She will love it. You should get her a bouquet of roses." Yumichika stated, putting his hands together by his left cheek.

Zaraki sighed. "Anything else, Yumichika?"

"And chocolates. Girls just love chocolates," He replied.

"Roses and chocolates. Okay, got that. Oh, I hate to think!" moaned Zaraki, putting his hands to his head.

"Or you could go to the living world to see Ichigo and see what he would get for a girl he's dating. He might help you out there," Yumichika said. He saw Zaraki smile big as he realized what he had said.

"Yes, I could ask him about it and maybe have him help me get the items for my sweetie." Zaraki said, as he stood up and walked out of Yumichika's quarters and down the hallway for the door leading out of their division.

Ikkaku stepped to Yumichika's side and asked. "What did he want to see you about?"

"Zaraki got himself a girlfriend in Unohana and wanted something to give to her. But I think the joy of seeing Ichigo and asking him about what to give to a girl would be done in a fight between them." Yumichika said, as he looked at his best friend.

"Think we should tell Yachiru that Ken-chan is going out of Soul Society to visit Ichigo?" Ikkaku said.

Both of them looked at each other and shook their heads. "Nah,"

They headed for the practice room to practice fighting with the rest of the squad.

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