Trading Places

 

Chapter 3 part 2: Let The Games Begin

A/N: here I am again with with the second part of the third chapter... I would really would enjoy receiving reviews :) But beggars can't be chooser. Sorry this is coming late. (been busy with work, school and watching my 3 and 7 year old nieces but I'm going publish it now. :) :)

Ichigo's POV:

I still can't believe after all this time of Itachi and I being close, she still flat out lies to me. All Itachi had to do was tell me and I would understand. But, no she had to keep it a secret from me and what was up with her catching Renji and I having sex in the shower? Is she into exhibition or something? The little fucking pervert! Seriously Itachi needed to get a life!! She probably has been laid by Uryu before. Or has she... The little whore's probably still a virgin. Uryu's to uptight to have sex with her. And who in the right mind would have sex with a girl like her? I mean Itachi's okay looking but she's a total liar.. I can't believe she found out that I was gay too.

Yeesh Itachi was really bating a thousand today wasn't she. I just wish she wasn't here right now. She gains Soul Reaper powers and I lose mine... God if I had my powers I would so kick her ass!!! I still could take her in martial arts.

“Ichigo, Itachi, time for breakfast!” Yuzu shouted.

“Coming!” Itachi and I yelled in a union.

We'll discuss this later,” I said sending her a chilling glare.

“Okay,” she chirped in a meek little voice.

I had to admit that I was wondering what kind of Zanpaktou she would have. I wonder if it would be like mine? Probably not, since she's a girl. Usually girl Soul Reapers have smaller blades then the male. Expect Gin Ichimaru and Dad. I probably had the biggest one of all. Itachi said it looks like a huge ass kitchen knife. My Zangetsu was that size, because of my overwhelming spiritual pressure.

I sighed and got dressed in my uniform and headed down to the kitchen for breakfast.

“Surprise Kurosaki Kick!” my father yelled. I quickly dodge the attack causing him to crash into the wall. What a dumbass I have for a Dad. This is just a normal day for me.

“H-h-hey Ichigo,” Itachi said.

I shrugged and Ignored her and went on with eating my breakfast. Like I would give her the satisfaction of being a Soul Reaper. What she really needed to be punched in the face for being a little liar. I love my sister and still do, but right now I'm pissed at her.

I still can't get over the fact that she caught me and Renji having sex... The little pervert. Yeesh I bet it scared her for life. Wait... Maybe she was going to take a shower and caught us. That probably is it. So yeah... I'm not pissed at her for that now. But I'm still pissed at her for not telling me about her new powers.

“Itachi, why is Ichigo so angry today?” Yuzu asked Itachi.

“I really don't know,” She said shrugging.

Little Liar, you knew exactly why. I sighed and continued to eat my food.

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Itachi's POV

I understand why Ichigo has his panties in a bunch but yeesh, enough with the frigid glares from Ichigo. The only reason why kept it a secret from him was because I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I guess I learned not to keep a secret from Ichigo or anyone. Really he needs to learn not to freak out on me!. I didn't mean to catch him and Renji and him having sex. All I wanted to do was take a shower, which I never got to take... Great now I feel so dirty. And After school I have training with Urahara. Yay, can my day get any worse.

I sighed and watched rolled my dark brown eyes. I really needed to get out of here. I picked up breakfast dishes, scape them off and put them in the sink. I walk off and grab my bag and head out the door. I really didn't need to deal with my family right now in my awkward mood. I sighed and started walking towards school when I feel and hand on my shoulder. I turn around and I catch Ichigo in my vision.

“Hey, Itachi, you might need this,” Ichigo said, tossing his Substitute Soul Reaper badge at my head.

Thank God, I had quick reflexes cause I dodge and grabbed it in my left hand. “Uh, thank you...I guess...What's the catch?” I asked him.

“Nothing, I figured since you're a Soul Reaper now, you'd need it to get out of your body,” he said as if he bit into the world's sourest lemon. Yeesh he didn't have to give his badge I could have used soul candy or whatever it's called. I wish I had a my Soul Slayer Key, that's what made it easy for me to transform. But the Soul Reapers have it the hard way.

I sighed and turned away from Ichigo, pocketing the badge he gave me. Then I turned and walked away from him in broken stance...God I wish things were still the same. But you can't want in one hand and shit in the other.... Yeesh, my mom would smack me across the face thinking about this.

Since when did I have so much mental angst? Seriously! I'm not like one of those stupid over emotional teenagers, on those stupid American dramas. I was Japanese we're strong warriors! Our race is descended from the katana wielding samurais. I sighed and shook my head at my silly thoughts.

Seriously? Who was I bullshitting? I need to get a hold of my own life and get on with it. So what if I'm now a Soul Reaper, and Ichigo isn't happy. It's time to take matters into my own hands and get on with it.

No one else can make you happy, expect you.. Or as my mom likes to say, No one can fight your battles, you have to grab a sword and get in there and kick some ass!. I missed my mom and her wisdom. To bad she's in America right now..

I really needed someone close, but my friend Izzy was in America also. Damn it I'm fucked up the butt. (no puns on Ichigo)

Crash!!!

Roar!!!

Screaming.

“Damn it a Hollow and I'm human I can't take care of it, Itachi it's up to you.

“What?” I said snapping out of my mental reverie battle.

“Damn it Itachi, there's a Hollow you need, to kill it use the badge I gave you!!” Ichigo shouted.

“R-right,” I said nervously. I remembered how Ichigo did it. I pressed the badge against my chest and out I popped in my Soul Reaper glory. I looked down I had my sword at my hip. I knew enough from being a Soul Slayer on how to kill a Hollow. I looked at it, it was mere weak one at that. I sighed and jumped.

“Just what I fucking need before school, Ichigo watch my body!” I said looking over at him.

“Fine whatever,” he stated glancing down at my soulless body. He gave it a quick kick and I shot him a glare.

“Just take care of the fucking hollow!” he shouted at me.

“Fine, fine I will Sheesh, don't get you...”

The Hollow roared and game at me knocking me on my ass into a fence. Fuck that hurt! Damn it keep your eyes on the Hollow.. I try to reach for my sword but it's like 32 yard away. Damn that Hollow sent me flying. I look over my shoulder and I see the Hollow quickly approaching me. I look over my shoulder and I see a Quincy arrow shoot past my head.

I look up and I see Uryu standing there like a knight in shining armor....Well a nerd in shiny armor.

“Damn it Itachi, you know it's not good to play with your food before you eat it!” Uryu mocked.

“Oh fuck off!” I scoffed glaring at him.

“Just kill it!” Ichigo and Uryu yelled in a union.

“Fine, fine,” I yelled.

“Little girl wanna play with big scary monster?” it mocked.

My eyebrow twitched and I glared at the monster. “What was that you good for nothing piece of slime!” I yelled angry.

Wait what was it my mom said about anger. Anger is your enemy's best defense Keep your cool and you'll succeed.

I would charge at it with my sword if it was close to me. Damn it! I dropped my defense and look what happened. I'm weaponless. To bad I couldn't use my Soul.... Fuck it. I know like one Kidou spell my mom taught me.

“Shakkaho no. 31, Red fire cannon!” I yell as a red beam shoots form my had destroying the hollow on contact. It shattered and I dropped down to the ground. My eyes were wide. Damn I can't believe I pulled that off with out an incantation! I mean as a Soul slayer I could get up to level 89 with out an incantation but damn!

“Holy fuck, she just used kidou on the poor bastard and she totally destroyedit!” Uryu and Ichigo said in shock.

I skipped over towards them, in a happy-like hyper fashion. “Did you see that I totally kicked that Hollow's ass!” I shouted happily.

“Yeah, now you have to figure out how to get back in your body,” he stated.

I glared at Uryu. “You're lucky that you're a Quincy, you don't have to transform all you gotta do is put on you little...”

“Itachi for the last time, it's not a gay batman cape!” Uryu said glaring at me. Causing Ichigo to break up laughing.

“Shut up Ichigo!” Uryu said blushing in embarrassment.

“What, you gotta admit that it's funny!” Ichigo said busting out laughing.

I sighed and got back in my body by climbing into it. “Okay, I think it's about time to go to school,” I said.

“No, actually you're going to go see Urahara,” Ichigo said.

“Do what.. oh that guy,” I said rolling my eyes.

“What do you mean that guy, you've already met Urahara before?” Ichigo asked me.

“Uh, kind of,” I said causing me and Uryu to blush.

“Do I even wan to know?” Ichigo asked.

“Uh, no you don't want to know,” I said blushing harder.

“Well, we best be going towards Urahara,” Ichigo said.

“Hai,” I said looking at both of them.

I followed Ichigo and Uryu to some strange looking building that was supposed to sell sweets. I knew that was a total lie, all they did sell was Soul Reaper Black Market. I rolled eyes as Ichigo and Uryu barged in. I looked at them strange and decided to follow them into the building.

“Welcome to Urahara's shop,” some tall dude with braids said. I looked up at him, he looked like a a large version of Mr T with glasses and some strange mustache and beard.

“Nice to meet you,” I said looking at him. I kind of felt awkward with hovering over me. He was really starting to scare me a bit.

“Tessai, quit scaring the girl,” Urahara said walking in with a cane. What did he do think that he was some kind of Soul Reaper pimp? Wait isn't that cane where is sword's at? I think Ichigo saying something like that.

“So, you ready to learn how to become a Soul Reaper?” Urahara asked me.

I looked at him and nodded. “I'm ready to begin that part of the journey!” I shouted hyperly.

A/N: so that's the end of the story. Itachi got to show off her skills in kido.. Next chapter she's going to begin her training for real. Thanks for watching also. There's going to be dual lemons in the next chapter. Itachi and Uryu gets it on again. Please review this story or at least rate. I want to know how well I’m doing on this. Cause I think I'm skipping around a bit I don't know.