Just Another Day in the Sereitei

Chapter 5: Soifon

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Meanwhile at the 2^nd Division….the stealth force was just finishing their training exercise.

“That was great guys.  You looked good out there and very stealthy”, Soifon gushed.  “You’re dismissed”.  The men walked away very confused their captain’s comments.  Soifon was checking out some of the men’s assets when Lieutenant Marechiyo Omaeda walked up.  “Hi”.

“Hello Captain did the training finish already?”

“It was great!”

He looked at her in confusion.

“You look wonderful today.  Have you lost some weight” she asked.

Omaeda’s eyes widen.  “No Captain”.

“Well what ever it is you look great.  I’m so luck to have you as my Lieutenant”.

He started to tremble.  “Captain”, he said fearfully, “are you all right?”

“Of course I am.  I’m just so pleased with the squad’s training, you must have been giving them pointers” she winked.

“---“

“You are a fine example for the rest of the squad.  They follow your lead in the bravery and fighting skills”.

Omaeda started to shake.  “Captain are you SURE you’re all right?”

“Why do you keep saying that?  I’m so lucky to have you by my side and to be so concerned for me”.  She glanced at the clock.  “Oh I got to go; I wanted to go to the pet store to check out the puppies”.

“Puppies, Captain?  I thought you only liked cats?”

“Cats are so over-rated”.

“---“

“Over-rated” he said with a moan.  “But you love cats especially black cats”.

“I’m over cats”.

Omaeda’s knees started to buckle.  “What…but…I…ahh”.

“See you later big boy” she patted him on the butt.  She walked away giving him a wink.

Omaeda blinked.  Blink.  Blink.  “Ahhhhhhhhh”.  He ran screaming from the barracks towards the 4^th Division.