A Sexy Bleach Choose-Your-Own Halloween Adventure
Chapter #5
As the night air knifes its way through the thin fabric of your costume you start to wish you had gone with your ‘grizzly bear, pre hibernation’ idea. Your roommate is too busy monster mashing her way down the center of the street to notice the temperature. Suddenly, a giant bat swoops down right into your FREAKING face.
Your fight or flight instincts kick in and you abandon all reason, tearing off in any direction that isn’t a screaming face full of probable rabies. Once your higher brain functions switch back on you realize that you are in the middle of frickin spooky-ass nowhere. Somehow you’ve managed to make a mad dash to Creep Central Crossroads. The path fans out in three directions, each with its own extra scary horror movie cliché at the end.
Well, you can’t stand here forever. Taking a deep breath you head off to
- The evil, gnarled woods. It’s just nature, how scary could it be? (Go to #6)
- The old cemetery. I think there might be a shortcut. (Go to #7)
- The abandoned looking castle with a light on. Maybe they have a phone? (Go to #8)