Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection

Review Replies- usmorgan: Thank you! I'm glad that I am able to write something that people can enjoy =)
ShadowofLight: It's like kid books that have morals, except mine are for adults that are really really REALLY smutty... I guess whatever works though.
BolognaAnChi: Haha, that reminds me of Eyeshield21 or Katekyo Hitman Reborn... Extreme!!!
Blue-eyed Fox: Get back in my head, brain!
VioletEyes: Yeah, I understand why DP can be a bit weird... But I liked writing it =D
Kazes: I'm guilty of that in a lot of my stories... Especially when it's so convenient just to forget about protection in the heat of of the moment, even in fan fiction. kekeke, I can so picture Aizen thinking that.
Lynzee: Those three together makes me go XD
Yakumo: I would get into so much trouble if I did those campaigns though... have you seen France's gay safe sex campaign? You can find it on youtube.
Tiramisu: If they're fighting for Ichi's love Gin would pwn, but Aizen is pretty sly.
Aralaiqualasse: haha, why yes, I am planning on writing a sequel for it =D I know which bad guy you are talking about exactly.
Dagger Stiletto: Thank you!!!! It makes me very happy to hear that, I hope I can continue to keep it up!
xfairygirlx: I am planning on writing one or two chapters more on the GrimmIchi story, maybe eventually even a full length fic.

Pairing: Nnoitra x Ichigo (Have I mentioned how much I love this pairing?) Requested by tharailwaydra.

Summary: Set in the Bleach universe. Six domestic uses for Nnoitra’s six arms, not to mention naughty ones as well.

Contains: Sexual content, desecration of common household chores which are twisted for my nefarious purposes, violence, cursing.

Beta’d by KitsuneKiri- thank you!

The Many Uses of Six Arms

Use number 1: Cooking

Nnoitra glared down at the pot that he was attempting to cook rice in. Ichigo was working at the hospital but he said he would be home in time for dinner, which meant that Nnoitra had to cook for his boyfriend. He was also frying the meat and vegetables while making the sauce and checking the rolls to make sure they weren’t burning.

All at the same time. Of course that only took up four of his arms, but he was leaving those free so he could molest his Ichigo when he got him. He heard Ichigo cursing outside the door and grinned broadly, glancing over his shoulder at his rumpled lover.

“Hello pet.” Nnoitra purred and smirked when Ichigo gave him the smile only Nnoitra got.

“Nnoitra.” Ichigo walked over and wrapped his arms around Nnoitra’s waist and snuggled into the crook of his arms. Nnoitra hugged him back and quickly turned off all the burners and the oven so he could pay attention to just Ichigo.

His hands roamed over Ichigo’s body and he squeezed that tight, pert ass he had been thinking about all day.

“Ya need to get a job that isn’t such long hours.” Nnoitra said huskily.

“Mm, sorry.” Ichigo nuzzled Nnoitra’s chest and grinned up at him. “I’m hungry.”

“So am I.” Nnoitra scooped Ichigo up bridal style and Ichigo immediately began to flail about.

“That’s not what I meant!”


-Use Number 2: Fighting-

“Stay the fuck away from Ichigo, Zaraki!” Nnoitra was once again fighting Kenpachi who dared to ogle Ichigo’s ass, not that Nnoitra blamed him.

“Nnoitra.” Ichigo said in an exasperated tone as he watched the two fighting. Did those two ever give it a rest? They were going to be late for their reservations.

He sighed as two sets of arms ripped through Nnoitra’s suit below his original pair. He could never take Nnoitra anywhere.


-Use Number 3: Cuddling-

The movie they were watching was disgustingly romantic and sappy, but Nnoitra wasn’t going to complain. Not when he had Ichigo curled in his arms and nuzzling his neck. Don’t get Nnoitra wrong, he loved sex more than anything and delighting in banging Ichigo into the nearest surface, but this was nice as well.

Ichigo shifted even closer and Nnoitra wrapped four arms around him while the other two stroked his sides.

Ichigo made a soft noise in the back of his throat and Nnoitra grinned. He knew all the sounds Ichigo made by heart and that one meant that he wanted to maybe do a little more than cuddle.

Sure enough, a second later Ichigo moved so he was straddling Nnoitra’s lap and kissed him deeply. Nnoitra eagerly returned it and squeezed Ichigo’s ass with two hands while two others threaded through his hair and the last two wrapped around his back.

Nnoitra liked cuddling.


-Use Number 4: Bathing…Ichigo-

“I told you to wait until I was finished!” Ichigo yelled and tried to push the amorous espada away from him.

“And I told ya I’m horny!” Nnoitra yelled back. “Now hold still before ya slip.”

Ichigo sighed as Nnoitra yanked him back so Nnoitra’s chest spooned Ichigo’s back and his legs were on either side of Nnoitra’s. Ichigo knew he should have locked the door when he mentioned he was taking a bath, but he knew that it wouldn’t have stopped Nnoitra anyways.

“Be good and let me clean you.” Nnoitra murmured into Ichigo’s ear. Ichigo bit his lower lip as Nnoitra’s hands moved up his inner thigh while another pair held his wrists firmly so he couldn’t push him away.

“Are ya a dirty boy?” Nnoitra purred into Ichigo’s ear as he pushed two fingers inside of his lover. Ichigo yelped and squirmed but Nnoitra held him firmly and stretched him out. Two of his hands grabbed Ichigo’s hips and lifted him while he also guided his hard cock to Ichigo’s entrance.

Ichigo hissed as Nnoitra slipped inside and raised his hips in discomfort. Nnoitra stroked his erection to ease the pain and nibbled on his ear until he was fully seated.

“I don’t know why ya never want to bathe together.” Nnoitra complained. Ichigo could only whimper as Nnoitra began to move. When he pressed against Ichigo’s prostate however, Ichigo wondered why as well.


-Use Number 5: Cleaning-

Nnoitra was only doing this because Ichigo told him there would be no sex unless the house was cleaned by the time he got back from his trip. Nnoitra was pissed off as it was that Ichigo went to Soul Society for two whole weeks, and there was no way he was going to be cock blocked after all that time of no Ichigo.

So he cleaned. Luckily it went much faster when he was able to lift up five items and dust underneath them rather then doing it one at a time or just moving all of them together. It also made doing the dishes and making the bed a lot faster as well.

In the end Nnoitra was satisfied that he did a good enough job that Ichigo would be happy with it.

Nnoitra was practically giddy with glee when he felt Ichigo’s reiatsu return to the human world and had to force himself not to go find Ichigo instead of wait for him to come home.

“Nnoitra, I’m back!” Ichigo called out as soon as he walked in the door and was instantly captured in a six-armed embrace as Nnoitra grabbed him.

“Ya aren’t allowed to leave anymore.” Nnoitra growled and crashed his lips over Ichigo’s before Ichigo could say otherwise.

Ichigo mentally sighed before patting Nnoitra’s head and kissing his lips quickly.

“Okay Nnoitra.” He said sweetly. “I promise to never leave ever again.”

“Don’t be condescending.” Nnoitra growled and Ichigo let out a yelp as he was lifted up and carried by all six arms into their clean bedroom. “Now make it up to me.”


-Use number 6: Fucking Ichigo until he’s forced to call in sick-

Ichigo panted as Nnoitra bounced him up and down on his cock, all six of his arms gripping Ichigo’s sides and hips for even more leverage.

“Nnoi-Nnoitra, I have work tomorrow!” Ichigo stuttered and slumped against Nnoitra’s chest as his body continued to be pleasurably tortured.

“This is all your fault, ya did that thing with your tongue and the spoon.” Nnoitra growled and shoved Ichigo onto his back, only to bend him in half and list his hips up into his thrusts. Ichigo threw back his head and screamed, which made Nnoitra smirk and bend his head down to such on his throat.

“Nnoitra!!!” Ichigo cried out when Nnoitra hit his prostate and made his toes curled.

“Ya know I love it when ya say my name, babe.” Nnoitra said and began to stroke Ichigo’s erection while holding his hips still for his harsh thrusts.

Ichigo growled and an angry tick appeared on his forehead. He purposefully clenched down on his lover’s cock and Nnoitra’s thrusts faltered momentarily.

“And you know I hate it when you call me that.”

“Ichigo….” Nnoitra hissed and pulled completely out of him before thrusting back in, making Ichigo yelp. He pistoned in and out of him, making the bed creak with his thrusts as he grabbed a hold of the head board with one set of hands and Ichigo’s hips with the other.

“Nnoi~tra!” Ichigo practically sobbed and spilled himself onto Nnoitra’s hands.

Nnoitra shivered at the sound of his name spoken so wantonly and came deep inside of Ichigo, filling him with his seed. He panted harshly for a moment and then lowered Ichigo’s trembling legs off of his shoulders and pulled out of his love.

Ichigo gasped an his face twisted momentarily in discomfort before Nnoitra wiped him off quickly and tossed the used tissues into the wastebasket they kept in their room solely for that purpose.

Ichigo was already half asleep and his lips were slightly parted as he breathed in and out. Nnoitra simply watched him for a few moments before reaching one of his six hands to Ichigo’s face and running his thumb over Ichigo’s lips. Ichigo opened his eyes and blinked sleepily at him, making Nnoitra smirk and lean down to kiss him before rolling on top of Ichigo and starting their dance again.

His six arms were useful sometimes.

LINE

Smut just rolls off of my finger tips sometimes. I have like ‘evil hands’ except it’s more like ‘smutty hands’.