Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby!
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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12
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CHAPTER SEVEN
"He's going to be just fine." Urahara assured a worried Ichigo, who sat on the floor next to a sleeping Renji.
"Are you sure? He cried! Really cried! Renji never cries!" Ichigo told him, then grabbed the front of Urahara's shirt. "ARE YOU SURE?!"
"Y-y-yes, Ichigo!" Urahara said as he tried to scrabble from Ichigo's grip.
"And the kid?"
"They're fine." Urahara answered and was surprised when Ichigo lost his grip. Ichigo's hands fell to his side.
"They're as in Renji and the kid?"
"No, they're as in Renji and the 'kids'-Ichigo!" Urahara exclaimed as he caught Ichigo, who fainted. "Crap! Now they're both unconsiuous...sigh..."
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"But-"
"Don't worry Ren-kun! Ichi-kun is asleep! He won't mind!"
"I don't know..."
"You know you want a kiss!"
"..."
"You can have a lot of them if you just do me this small favor!"
"...what?"
"Feel m-"
"WTF do you think that you're doing with Ren, Urahara!" Ichigo yelled as he jumped completely awake. Urahara and Renji blinked while holding a bag of chocolate kisses.
"Ichi?" Renji looked at him.
"..."
"Do you want some kisses too?" Urahara asked with smirk on his face, this earned him a foot in his face. He turned chibi and started 'crying'. "Ichi-kun is so mean...whaaaa!"
Renji pointed and started laughing at Urahara, causing to 'cry' even more.
"...I should have stayed asleep..." Ichigo muttered, then frowned when he noticed that Renji was quiet, too quiet.
"Ichigo! I'm hungry!"
"..."
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"I'm just going to a meeting and filing some paper work...I still don't understand why you wanted to come with me to the soul society..." Ichigo mummbled to a humming Renji, that was skipping ahead of him happily.
"That rhymed Blondie!" Renji told him, causing him to groan at the name. "I miss here!"
"..." Ichigo shook his head, but smiled as Renji greeted and talked to some of the soul society memebers. He must have really missed this place; he's hugging everyone he can! He then watched as Renji painfully glomped poor Hanataro/? He sweat-dropped. Or it could just be hormones...
"Renji-sama!" Hana squealed as the force knocked him off balanaced. He was saved from hitting the floor by...Byakuya. Renji immedatidly got off of Hana and stood up straight.
"At ease..." Byakuya told Renji with a slight smile. "You don't have to do that anymore Renji..."
"Habits are hard to kick." Renji told him with a smile.
"Do you have to attend the meeting being held today?" Ichigo asked Byakuya, who shook his head. "Good, you can watch hyper fireball here."
"Ichigo!" Renji scowled at the insult while crossing his arms and glaring at Ichigo, who was already walking away.
"I'll be back for him later! If the meeting takes too long, give him a small snack, no chocolate, and make him take a nap!" Ichigo yelled over his shoulders to him.
____________________________________________
"Congradultatiohns..." Byakuya said out of the blue. Him and Renji were in the Kuchiki complex/mansion/? They were sitting on a small bridge over a small koi pond. Renji looked at him in surprise. "You are with child, correct?"
"Y-yes I am..." Renji answered with a slight blush. He looked back at the swimming fish. "Thank you..."
"...Do you remember the time before you met Kurosaki?" Byakuya asked, causing Renji to look at him in confusion. "Do you remember what I made you promise me when you first reached your approprate age...?"
"No...I don't..."
"Then think harder, Renji! What did I make you promise?"
_________
FLASHBACK
Renji was smiling as he was watching everyone enjoy his small b-party. He had finally come of age, which was 16 in the soul society.
"Renji..." A smooth voice startled him from his watching. He looked over to see Byakuya, looking at him weirdly. "Are you enjoying your festivites?"
"Y-yes, sir...You didn't have to go through all this trouble..."
"There is a reason that I went through all his 'trouble'." Byakuya told Renji, who looked at him in confusion. "At first, I considered you weak, childish, loud, annoying..."
"And...now?" Renji asked nervously as Byakuya walked up to him and towered over him.
"I find you strong, dedicated, and..." Byakuya answered as he raised his hand to cup Renji's face. He then leaned in until their breathes mixed.
"A-and...?"
"Beautiful..." With that, they kissed. Renji panted as they broke apart. "This is an occasion to confirm that you are to promise yourself to me."
END OF FLASHBACK
________________
"E-ex-exuse me?!" Renji stuttered as Byakuya leaned in towards him as if he was going to kiss him.
"You are mine Renji." Byakuya stated as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. He pulled out a parchment and opened it. "This is the agreement that we signed. We are engaged."
"SAY WHAT!?" Renji shouted as he stood up. "One: I'm with Ichigo! Two: I'm pregnant with ICHIGO'S kids! Three: I was young and foolish when I signed that! Four:I'M WITH ICHIGO!"
"It does not matter. He shall receive his spawn when they are born, then I shall plant my own seeds in you."
"AH, HELL NO! I AM NOT SOME FUCKING GROUND! YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY!"
"..."
"..."
"I shall see what the consel has to say about this then..."
"The counsel...?...no..."
"Are you sure? He cried! Really cried! Renji never cries!" Ichigo told him, then grabbed the front of Urahara's shirt. "ARE YOU SURE?!"
"Y-y-yes, Ichigo!" Urahara said as he tried to scrabble from Ichigo's grip.
"And the kid?"
"They're fine." Urahara answered and was surprised when Ichigo lost his grip. Ichigo's hands fell to his side.
"They're as in Renji and the kid?"
"No, they're as in Renji and the 'kids'-Ichigo!" Urahara exclaimed as he caught Ichigo, who fainted. "Crap! Now they're both unconsiuous...sigh..."
_______________________________________
"But-"
"Don't worry Ren-kun! Ichi-kun is asleep! He won't mind!"
"I don't know..."
"You know you want a kiss!"
"..."
"You can have a lot of them if you just do me this small favor!"
"...what?"
"Feel m-"
"WTF do you think that you're doing with Ren, Urahara!" Ichigo yelled as he jumped completely awake. Urahara and Renji blinked while holding a bag of chocolate kisses.
"Ichi?" Renji looked at him.
"..."
"Do you want some kisses too?" Urahara asked with smirk on his face, this earned him a foot in his face. He turned chibi and started 'crying'. "Ichi-kun is so mean...whaaaa!"
Renji pointed and started laughing at Urahara, causing to 'cry' even more.
"...I should have stayed asleep..." Ichigo muttered, then frowned when he noticed that Renji was quiet, too quiet.
"Ichigo! I'm hungry!"
"..."
_________________________________________________
"I'm just going to a meeting and filing some paper work...I still don't understand why you wanted to come with me to the soul society..." Ichigo mummbled to a humming Renji, that was skipping ahead of him happily.
"That rhymed Blondie!" Renji told him, causing him to groan at the name. "I miss here!"
"..." Ichigo shook his head, but smiled as Renji greeted and talked to some of the soul society memebers. He must have really missed this place; he's hugging everyone he can! He then watched as Renji painfully glomped poor Hanataro/? He sweat-dropped. Or it could just be hormones...
"Renji-sama!" Hana squealed as the force knocked him off balanaced. He was saved from hitting the floor by...Byakuya. Renji immedatidly got off of Hana and stood up straight.
"At ease..." Byakuya told Renji with a slight smile. "You don't have to do that anymore Renji..."
"Habits are hard to kick." Renji told him with a smile.
"Do you have to attend the meeting being held today?" Ichigo asked Byakuya, who shook his head. "Good, you can watch hyper fireball here."
"Ichigo!" Renji scowled at the insult while crossing his arms and glaring at Ichigo, who was already walking away.
"I'll be back for him later! If the meeting takes too long, give him a small snack, no chocolate, and make him take a nap!" Ichigo yelled over his shoulders to him.
____________________________________________
"Congradultatiohns..." Byakuya said out of the blue. Him and Renji were in the Kuchiki complex/mansion/? They were sitting on a small bridge over a small koi pond. Renji looked at him in surprise. "You are with child, correct?"
"Y-yes I am..." Renji answered with a slight blush. He looked back at the swimming fish. "Thank you..."
"...Do you remember the time before you met Kurosaki?" Byakuya asked, causing Renji to look at him in confusion. "Do you remember what I made you promise me when you first reached your approprate age...?"
"No...I don't..."
"Then think harder, Renji! What did I make you promise?"
_________
FLASHBACK
Renji was smiling as he was watching everyone enjoy his small b-party. He had finally come of age, which was 16 in the soul society.
"Renji..." A smooth voice startled him from his watching. He looked over to see Byakuya, looking at him weirdly. "Are you enjoying your festivites?"
"Y-yes, sir...You didn't have to go through all this trouble..."
"There is a reason that I went through all his 'trouble'." Byakuya told Renji, who looked at him in confusion. "At first, I considered you weak, childish, loud, annoying..."
"And...now?" Renji asked nervously as Byakuya walked up to him and towered over him.
"I find you strong, dedicated, and..." Byakuya answered as he raised his hand to cup Renji's face. He then leaned in until their breathes mixed.
"A-and...?"
"Beautiful..." With that, they kissed. Renji panted as they broke apart. "This is an occasion to confirm that you are to promise yourself to me."
END OF FLASHBACK
________________
"E-ex-exuse me?!" Renji stuttered as Byakuya leaned in towards him as if he was going to kiss him.
"You are mine Renji." Byakuya stated as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. He pulled out a parchment and opened it. "This is the agreement that we signed. We are engaged."
"SAY WHAT!?" Renji shouted as he stood up. "One: I'm with Ichigo! Two: I'm pregnant with ICHIGO'S kids! Three: I was young and foolish when I signed that! Four:I'M WITH ICHIGO!"
"It does not matter. He shall receive his spawn when they are born, then I shall plant my own seeds in you."
"AH, HELL NO! I AM NOT SOME FUCKING GROUND! YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY!"
"..."
"..."
"I shall see what the consel has to say about this then..."
"The counsel...?...no..."