Everyone wants a Piece of Grimmjaw Jaegerjaques

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a/n: Posted this on ff.net, and finally decided to post it here again. Hope you enjoy it.

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Drinking Buddies

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Grimmjaw was feeling the sweet buzz of alcohol humming through his blood. It was a good night for drinking. The first Anniversary of Aizen's defeat, and all of Seretei was celebrating. A whole year since that bastard died, and Grimm really had never been happier. Even though he'd originally been very distrustful of the Shinigami, Kurosaki Ichigo…the only one worth trusting at the time if only because of his infallible honor, had convinced him it would be a good idea to go to Soul Society.

It ended up being one of the better decisions in his life, if not the best.

He was placed in the Eleventh Squad, a group of real fighters where there was never a lack of people to spar with. He'd risen quickly through the ranks, taking third seat when Ikkaku was promoted to fukutaicho. Yachiru-chan decided she'd much rather spend her days playing with Nel-chan, and Kenpachi had been all too ready to see his daughter to a safer life. Ever since she was injured in the war, he was much less excited to bring her into battle. He'd almost lost her forever.

As for Grimm's captain, well, he really liked the other man's company. He was just as crude and violent as the former Sexta. He had no class and liked the idea of a difficult fight as well. They were two branches of the same tree, so Grimmjaw really had no trouble respecting him. After the man beat the snot out of him that first time a year ago, Grimm had accepted Zaraki Kenpachi as his leader.

Grimm sighed as he brought the next round of drinks over to the table he and his friends had taken at the beginning of the night. He grumbled a few curses under his breath at the scene that met him. Sitting there, slobbering all over one another, was Abarai Renji and Hisagi Shuuhei. Grimmjaw scowled at his two buddies. They always got like this when they were drunk, then the next day they'd be all awkward with one another. He shot a sour look at the giggling Kira.

"Yer supposed ta be watchin' these two morons so they dun do this shit," Grimm drawled. Kira just giggled louder, hazy blue eyes watering as he gasped for air.

"Yer fuckin' trashed aren't ya?"

Kira promptly fell face first into the table.

"Shit! How am I supposed ta get all these idiots home!"

He stomped over to where his other two friends were eating each other's saliva. He watched Shuuhei slip a hand into his redheaded buddy's kimono, pinching a nipple and causing the man to moan deeply. Grimm shuddered. It wasn't fair how fucking sexy Abarai Renji was…it just wasn't fair. He'd always kind of had a thing for the redhead. The first time he laid eyes on him, he knew he had to have him. After another breathy moan, Grimmjaw growled. Yanking the drunks apart, he glared down at their pouting faces. Shuuhei's head kinda lolled back, his eyes rolling in their sockets dangerously.

"Whasss wrong Grimm-chan?" Renji slurred, auburn eyes staring up at him, glazed. The taller man forced his blue eyes away from that one, puffy nipple, shooting a flat look at the drunk.

"Ya guys're always all ova each other when yer drunk, but ya claim ya got no interest in each other when yer sober."

Renji grinned crookedly at him, fingers creeping up Grimm's thigh. His shirt fell open a little more, revealing tan, tattooed skin and that damned, red little nub that called to Grimmjaw's tongue like chocolate to a menstruating woman.

"I ain't interested in Shuuhei. I got my eye on sumon else," Renji said. Something twinkled in those red-brown eyes that had Grimmjaw's blood heating up. He smacked the questing hand aside just short of cupping his crotch, and glowered at the other man.

"Stop playin' 'round ya drunk!" he snapped.

"Ain't playin'."

Grimm chose to ignore that in favor of locating some help in getting his idiot friends home.

"Hey! Woman!" Grimmjaw called to the tiny girl sitting with her big-titted friends.

He recognized the strawberry blond one as Matsumoto Rangiku of Tenth Squad, but the tall one was a mystery. All he knew was that she was from the Fourth. Little Hinamori jumped and turned her wide eyes on him in question.

"Get yer Captain ta his quarters safely. He's 'bout done for," Grimm said.

She nodded, both of her friends rising to help her complete her task. Matsumoto-fukutaicho and Hinamori took hold of the Ninth Squad's captain, and their tall friend from the Fourth took Kira with her. Once they were safely out the door, the former Espada then pulled some money out of his pocket for the drinks. He hoisted his extremely drunk, red-haired friend into his arms bridal style, and headed for the exit.

"Mmmm, Grimm ya smell really goood," Renji purred, nuzzling his face into the blue haired man's shoulder. Grimm merely held the man tighter and started the walk to his quarters.

"Wonder if ya taste good…" he slurred. Grimm pinched his arm hard causing him to yelp and pout up at him.

"Shaddup. Ya lick me, and I'll rip yer tongue out yer damn mouth!" he growled. Renji giggled at him, snuffling his pointed nose into the blue-haired man's chest.

Fingers caressed the baby hairs at the base of his neck. A pointed nose nuzzled the crook of his neck as hot breath puffed against his skin. He shivered a little, hating how hot he was getting over Renji. He'd always been attracted to him, ever since he came to Soul Society and met the man. It was just that at that moment, Renji was drunk off his ass. No matter how much he wanted the other man, Grimm wasn't the kinda guy who took advantage of his drunk friends. He looked down to see jasper eyes staring hotly up at him. A pink tongue came out to swipe over shapely lips.

'Shit!' he thought as his dick pulsed with want.

"Why don't ya shut me up?" Renji husked, leaning up and lapping at a soft spot behind Grimm's ear. Grimm gripped the back of the other man's head and pushed it into his shoulder forcefully.

"Stop it, Renji. I ain't playin' with ya," he growled. The Shinigami whined, hand fisting in the material of Grimmjaw's top.

"M'not playin' either. Why won't ya listen ta me?" he asked, pushing the fabric away so he could stroke gently at the skin of Grimm's scar. The former Sexta shivered again when his friend's lips moved in to press wetly against that sensitive flesh as well.

"Ren!" he snapped, pulling Renji's head back so he could glare into his eyes. "Behave yerself 'til I can get ya home, kay?"

Full lips pouted, and those glazed auburn eyes saddened. One of Renji's big hands came up to Grimm's face, fingers trailing lightly over the sharp angle of his cheekbone.

"Why ya bein' so mean ta me? S'not my fault yer gorgeous, Grimm. I jus' want ya is all," he said in a soft tone. Then his fingers fell to Grimmjaw's frowning lips. The Hollow jerked his head away, lowering Renji's feet to the ground and digging through his pockets for his keys.

"We're here. Jus' shaddup, and try not ta fall down while I get the door open," he ordered.

"Maybe I can help'ya!" Renji giggled, sticking his hands into the blue haired man's pockets and wiggling them around.

"Ren! Stop it!" Grimmjaw growled, jumping and groaning when the redhead's fingers squeezed his crotch enthusiastically.

"Hmmnnn, ya want it! Come on, lemme do it, I can feel ya want it! I'll suck ya so good, 'til yer dry! Please!" Renji panted into his friend's ear, stroking and squeezing at the quickly hardening cock in his hand. Grimm panted hotly for a few moments, body going crazy in need after hearing that husky voice beg to suck his cock. He somehow managed to push his buddy away.

"Renji, quit it! Behave for five seconds while I get the door open, will you?" he snapped, slinging the lieutenant up over his shoulder like a sack of flower, and wrenching his keys out of his pocket to unlock the door.

He maneuvered the both of them into his Eleventh Division quarters, and desperately ignored the way Renji kept grabbing his ass. When he got to his bedroom he dropped the drunken lieutenant onto the bed and stalked out of the room. He didn't want to hear whatever lewd things the other man was slurring from those unfairly delicious lips. He wanted to take his shower and fall asleep on his couch. Hopefully, Renji would not remember what a little flirt he'd been all night. Grimm knew in the morning that his friend would be embarrassed beyond belief at his own behavior. They had never made sexual advances on one another before, so he knew Renji would be weird about it.

"GRIMMMMMJAWWW! I'M HORNY! COME PLAY WITH ME!" he heard his friend yell from the bedroom. Blue eyes rolled in irritation.

"Shut yer damn mouth and go ta bed ya drunk!"

He slammed the door to the bathroom shut and turned the shower on to drown out any more noise from the man down the hall. When he was naked, he was made abruptly aware of his hard cock staring up at him as if it were begging him to go fuck Renji's ass. Grimmjaw growled at the pleading appendage, which promptly cried a few beads of pearly pre-cum in response. He sighed.

'Might as well get it over with now,' he thought.

Wrapping his fingers around the aching flesh he stroked himself languidly, sighing at the duel sensations of hot water against his flesh and friction against his dick. Adding a little squeeze to the upstroke, Grimm worked himself harder. He jerked himself until cum shot out of his cock and slid down the tile wall of the shower. It was as if someone had opened the window and let some fresh air in. He felt much better. Slinging a towel around his hips he walked towards his room.

When he finally made it back to his bedroom he found Renji already asleep. He had somehow made it out of all his clothing save his boxers, and apparently passed out. Grimm smiled down at his unconscious friend, sitting down on the futon and pushing some red hair out of the other man's face. Renji snuffled the pillow and smiled in his sleep. Grimm just laid down next to him. It wasn't long before he fell asleep.

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Renji woke up that morning with a splitting headache. Everything hurt, the light was too bright, and the world was too loud. He groaned, turning his head into the warm pillow he was snuggled against. That's when he noticed, the pillow…it was breathing. He sat up so quickly it made his head spin and his stomach churn. After taking a few deep breaths he opened his eyes to peer down at the person laying in bed with him.

"Shit!" he hissed.

He was nearly naked in a bed with a certain naked ex-Espada. Grimmjaw lay on his back, arms thrown up over his head, long, lean body stretched out beautifully and exposed all the way down to his defined hips, where the sheets rode down low. The redhead felt himself harden almost immediately, but was too busy freaking out to worry about that particular problem. He'd been wasted the night before. What had happened?

'Damnit! I finally got Grimm in bed and I can't even remember it! Fuck!' the Shinigami thought angrily.

He was still internally freaking out when a sleepy moan snapped him out of his thoughts. He snapped his gaze down just in time to watch Grimmjaw's eyelashes flutter, and lidded blue eyes make a lazy trip up his body until they reached his face. The Arrancar grinned up at him.

"Mornin' ya stupid drunk," he growled in a sleep husked tone. Renji shivered, his cock firming a little more in interest.

"What happened last night?" he asked. That shit-eating grin widened.

"Ya mean ya don't 'member? N'I thought it was such a special night too," Grimm said, slyly peering at the Shinigami through his lashes. Renji held back a growl.

"We fucked?"

The mirthful cackle following his frantic question made him glare harshly at his friend.

"Ahahahahaha! Ya shoulda seen yer face, Ren-chan! Priceless!" Grimmjaw laughed. Renji scowled and pounced, pinning Grimmjaw to the futon and growling at him in frustration.

"That ain't funny ya ass!" he snarled. Grimmjaw just laughed harder, face flushing and eyes glimmering.

"Sorry, couldn't help myself," Grimm said. "Ya were really drunk last night, made out with Shuuhei and everythin'! But we didn't fuck."

Renji blushed but breathed a sigh of relief as well. It sucked that he'd slobbered all over Shuuhei again, but at least he didn't have sex with Grimmjaw and forget it. He sighed again and relaxed. It was at that point that he realized just how close he was to his blue-eyed friend. He was on top of the other man, faces mere inches apart. The Hollow stared calmly up at him, as if waiting for him to do or say something.

"Did I…do anythin' weird?" Renji asked. Grimm smirked at him, rolling them over so that the redhead was on his back, and the bluenette was crouching over him.

"Nothin' too outta yer drunk usual," he said. "All touchy-feely and whatnot."

Auburn eyes widened, and tan cheeks flushed.

"What do ya mean by that?"

Fangs gleamed in the morning light as Grimmjaw's smile turned wolfish. Renji's breath stuttered out in shock when the other man's body came down to rest between his thighs. Lips caressed his ear lightly as the panther hollow spoke.

"Well, instead'a tryin' ta hide this," Grimm purred, palming Renji's prominent erection through his boxers. "Ya were more than happy ta rub against me."

The redhead couldn't find it in himself to speak. He watched with wide eyes as his friend's face got closer and closer to his. For a long time, since he and Grimm had started sparring together, he had been fantasizing about the day they would do this. So, when those lips came down on his, he could do nothing but tilt his head and open his mouth in welcoming. His arms wrapped around the other man's neck, and he arched his hips up, searching for contact.

Tongues tangled and bodies grinded as moans filled the room. Grimmjaw's hands felt like fire on Renji's skin. He couldn't get enough. He arched and moaned, letting his own hands wander over that luscious naked skin.

"If ya wanted me so bad, ya could'a jus' asked, Ren-chan," Grimm purred in his ear. The redhead moaned as hot lips trailed over the lobe, down his neck, and over his jaw.

"Didn't wanna ruin…friendship-ahh!"

A hot tongue darted over his nipples, lips sucking and teeth nipping the hardened nubs. Renji found it difficult to breath, let alone speak, as Grimm's kiss-bruised mouth trailed down his body towards the waistband of his boxers. That rough tongue lapped at the skin just under the elastic, causing Renji to squirm and moan, before Grimmjaw abruptly pulled the fabric off.

"Ahnn, Grimmmmmmm…why?"

He jerked at the flick of that tongue against the slit of his cock. With a sexy smirk, Grimm placed a series of fleeting licks against his head, tickling the ridge gently before lapping all the way from balls to tip.

"Why, ya ask?" he said slowly, sucking on the tip of Renji's cock and hallowing his cheeks attractively. "Well, guess it's 'cus I want ya too, Ren-chan."

Wide red-brown eyes locked with lust-darkened blue, then fluttered shut when that hot mouth descended upon his cock again. Gods, why was Grimmjaw so good at it? It just wasn't fair how close Renji was after such little provocation. The other man seemed to know exactly what he was doing to the redhead, smirking around his mouthful of cock as he flattened his sand-papery tongue against the underside.

"Mmm, uhhhg…nnng!" Renji couldn't stop the noises spilling from his mouth. He wiggled and squirmed under Grimm's ministrations, his belly clenching with gathering heat. Then, that moist heat was gone.

"Fuck, look at ya!" a husky growl exclaimed. Renji looked up at his gorgeous friend, eyes tracing over every curve and line of the other man's muscular body.

"Ya want me ta fuck ya?" Grimm asked, grinding against him rhythmically. Renji arched and moaned.

"Yesssssss!"

The Hollow chuckled, lapping a line from Renji's neck to the skin just behind his ear. He moved up for a hot kiss, before moving back completely. He plopped onto his ass and smirked at his lover-to-be cockily.

"Awright, prepare yourself fer me, Ren-chan," he husked.

Long, tapered fingers fell between tanned thighs, and Renji watched in aroused silence as Grimmjaw stroked himself slowly. Standing proud in a trim bed of dark blue fuzz was the former Espada's erect cock, leaking for Renji profusely. The redhead shuddered with need. He wanted it. He wanted it on him, inside him, filling and thrusting him to completion.

"Here, ya'll need some'a this," Grimm said, squirting something cool and slick onto Renji's fingers.

The Shinigami stared at his lubed hand for a moment in wonder before turning his eyes back onto the Hollow across from him. Grimm had slicked his own fingers as well, and Renji couldn't help but be slightly transfixed at the gleaming wetness being spread over the flushed, hard flesh. He raised his gaze back up to lock with hot blue eyes, rubbing his lubed fingers into his cleft, moaning and arching his hips up as he penetrated himself.

"Shit! Jus' like that, fuck yerself," Grimm panted, squeezing the tip of his cock and picking up the pace of his strokes.

Renji's eyes narrowed at the other man, his hand picking up the pace of Grimm's strokes, fingers thrusting into himself in the same rhythm. He whined in frustration as he tried to find his prostate. It's not as easy to do by yourself, but he worked a third finger inside and crooked them hopefully. His back arched, hips grinding down against the digits inside, delighting in the bolts of pleasure fizzing up his spine.

"Yea, look at ya! Fuckin' drippin' and ridin' yer own fingers. Get the fuck over here!" Grimm growled, eyes dangerously heated. Renji smirked, tossing his head back and moaning loudly as he spread his fingers inside of himself.

"Come get me," he purred. And Shinigami King be damned, Grimmjaw Jaegerjaques did what he was told.

He pounced his friend, pulling the fingers out of the stretched, reddened orifice carefully before positioning his cock there in their stead. He rubbed the head into the cleft, up and down across the crease of Renji's gorgeous tan globes. He swirled it around the fluttering rosebud of his friend's anus, pushing in just the head and pulling out again a few times teasingly.

"Grimmm! Please! Jus' put it in!" Renji begged, red eyes staring up at him desperately.

Grimmjaw didn't hesitate. He pushed right in to the hilt, stopping once he was fully sheathed to give Renji some time to adjust. The redhead squirmed a little at the fullness of his ass. Grimm was an average length, but his girth was a little bit above said standard. The stretch was as delicious as it was strange. Renji, however, had been ogling his friend long enough that he could ignore the slight burn of movement, if only to feel that hot, turgid flesh thrusting within him.

"Shit, Ren-chan! Yer so tight," Grimmjaw panted, hips twitching slightly as he forced himself to stay still.

The Shinigami merely smirked, drawing his friend's head down for a languid, tongue filled kiss, and pushing his hips down against the other man's cock. The panther purred out a moan, grasping Renji beneath the knees and spreading him wide. He began slow, deliberate movements of his hips. The redhead moaned at the feeling. Every inch of throbbing, heated flesh slid against his inner walls delightfully. He helped keep up the movement, undulating his hips against the other man's fluidly.

"Mmmmm, Grimm. Faster," he murmured, kissing his friend again and nibbling at his lips playfully.

Grimm complied, hitching Renji's knees over his shoulders and starting up a fast, hard rhythm that made the tattooed man writhe in pleasure. Deep and hard, that's how they did it. The room filled with grunts and moans, along with the wet slap of skin and slurp of penetration. Renji writhed underneath his friend, grinding his hips down against the strong thrusts. His velvety insides caressed Grimm's length perfectly, and both of them could feel the end coming at them very quickly.

"Fuuuckk, you feel so good, Ren-chan!" he growled.

Renji just moaned in response. His mind was clouded with heat and lust. All he could do was push his hips back to meet Grimmjaw's, trying desperately to bring them both to orgasm. The redhead bucked against his friend, feeling his belly knotting up in pleasure and moaning loudly.

"Ahh….Grimm! Faster!"

Grimmjaw did as he was told, speeding up his thrusts into the furnace of Renji's tight body. He could feel his climax building, and knowing it wasn't too far away, he grasped the redhead's weeping cock firmly. He stroked it in strong, timed twists of his fist, keeping the same pace as the movement of his hips as best as he could.

"Shit! Gonna cum soon!" the Hollow growled into a sweaty, tanned shoulder.

He lapped at the black designs of Renji's tattoos as his felt himself fall right over the edge. With a deep purr of the other man's name he came forcefully inside of the twitching, burning depths. The splash of wetness against his belly was his only indication that Renji had finished as well, since he couldn't quite hear the scream of his own name over the thundering of rushing blood in his eardrums.

For a few minutes they just lay there panting. Grimm gently curled his arm around Renji's waist and pulled him close, nuzzling the spiced apple scented hair, and both of them relishing in the afterglow of amazing sex. Renji snuggled his head into the crook of Grimm's shoulder, kissing the cooling flesh and smiling.

"Why haven't we done this before?" he asked. Grimmjaw laughed.

"Dunno…but we should definitely do it again soon," he answered. They looked at each other, leaning up for a slow, post-coital kiss before breaking away.

"Ahh….definitely."

a/n: Alrighty! That took FOREVER to finally finish. I've been a little backed up with my Novel lately, so my fanfics have taken a back seat. Also, there were some complications with this site, but I'm trying to fix it. Glad I finally finished this, and the next chapter of House Arrest is in the workings. Please REVIEW!