10 Clicks on a Shiro-Ichigo I-Pod

70 Clicks

Don't own bleach/songs...Don't profit from any of it.


1. Another Christmas Song- Stephen Colbert

'Ichigo, I swear, if I have to hear anymore of this shit, I am going to give us a brain aneurism.'

'Well I am about one more song away from gladly accepting it. Really, who the hell writes this crap?'

"Hey, hat n' clogs! What the hell is this crap?"

The shaggy blonde looks up from his paperwork, "what 'crap' Kurosaki-kun?"

"The freakin' music you lunatic! Who the hell wants to hear Jingle Bells two days after Halloween?"

"But Kurosaki-kun, the Christmas shipment just came in. We must promote sales by engaging people with the Christmas spirit!" He smiled, clapping his hands in tune with the music for emphasis.

I cringe and put another box of candy canes on the shelf.

'King, how long until Christmas is over?'

'About 8 weeks.'

'...Oh HELL NO!' I barely had a chance to even notice the mask fragments appear on my face before I was pulled under. Shit, he hasn't tried taking over since the war! Panicking, I begin fighting my way back to the surface of my consciousness.

The first thing I noticed when I regained control was the silence, my hollow had apparently pulverized every speaker in the place. Turning around I nearly lose it as I take in Urahara's predicament. He is tied, head to toe, in garland and Christmas lights. He frees a hand to begin the unraveling process, which causes him to lose his balance and fall flat on his face. Not able to hold it in any longer, I laugh until I can no longer breathe. Every move he makes fuels the hilarity.

As he releases his left leg he mumbles, "I guess we know what your hollow thinks about Christmas...Scrooge."

Perhaps I should start bringing Shiro out more often.


2. My Immortal- Evanescence

Since the beginning, I always had the power to separate myself from you. The only thing that had me waiting was the promise that one day, your power would be mine as well. It wasn't until your enemies proved to much for you to handle that I began to worry. Little by little I would lend you my power and eventually, I granted you full use of my mask. Before I knew it Aibou, I had grown attached. My own childish fear of your death, and somehow effectively stopped my mutiny.

I knew that if I intended to have you, I would have to separate myself from you first. So I did. The attack you gave caught me off guard, and the wounds are rather hard to heal. In retrospect, your reaction really wasn't that surprising. I never did give you a reason to believe that I would hesitate to destroy everything in my path.

Perhaps I should have taken your power first. That same power that forced my retreat into this deserted world covered in sand, and kept me from you. Even here I still feel you Aibou, your presence lingering in my mind. Briefly, I wonder if time would help dissolve the gap between us. Probably not. No, to get what I want, I will need to pursue you.

Soon Ichigo, I will be the one to wipe away all your tears, fight away all your fears, and stay by your side for the rest of our years. I will have all of you, just like you have all of me.


3. Shed Some Light- Shinedown (I thought this one would be depressing, but was pleasantly surprised).

At first, my own disbelief of the circumstances led to my denial of reality. Kurosaki Ichigo died in the sands of Hueco Mundo one week ago, and woke up the very same day. Despite the people surrounding me, people who I had thought I'd been protecting, I felt completely alone.

The doctors said that I should start remembering things as they really were before the accident soon, and it would help me differentiate reality from the dream I have been trapped in for the past year. I do remember. I remember the screeching tires of the car as I pushed my sister out of the way. Almost as clearly as I remember Ulquiorra's hand through my chest. My thoughts are interrupted as my inner- hol...I mean, my brother, Shiro walked into the hospital room.

"How ya feelin' Aibou?" He cautiously takes the seat next to the bed and trains his golden gaze on me. Probably afraid I will try to jump out of bed again. He was the first person I saw when I woke from the coma. My instincts were screaming to prepare for battle, but my weakened body apparently couldn't handle jumping out of the bed. I ended up tumbling toward the floor, only to be caught by my surprised 'hollow.'

"Better, I guess. I can eat without feeling ill, but given the food here I'm not sure if that's a good thing." He fakes a smile, trying to hide the sadness and guilt I clearly see in his eyes. Just before the accident, Shiro and I had been fighting over some ridiculous game. We didn't get the chance to take back the things we said before it happened. Given his role in my 'dream' I guess we had both been dealing with the consequences in our own way.

"You are still blaming yourself..." I didn't get the chance to finish before he jumped up and pulled me into a tight hug. His tears shocked me to silence.

"I didn't know if I'd get the chance to tell my little brother that I didn't mean those stupid horrible things I said. If we hadn't fought, I might've been there any maybe..."

"Shh, Shiro. I'm sorry too. It's ok, I'm still here remember?" By this time I was crying too. "Man, we're pathetic." Finally, I got a genuine laugh out of him.

"Guess so. Love ya Strawberry."

"Yeah, you too jerk."


4. I Dare You- Shinedown

Trapped in a block of ice for the rest of the day, I slip into my inner world.

Fuck it's cold, 'Are you happy now asshole?'

'…' He says nothing and leans back with a content smile on his face.

***Earlier That Day***

'Yes!'

'No!'

I look exasperatedly at my hollow and try to decide whether the power is worth the trouble.

'Come on King...you know that you wanna know.'

'Not bad enough to suffer the wrath that is sure to follow.'

'...I dare you.'

'What are we, 10? I said No!'

'So you are chickinin' out? It's just a harmless little question Aibou.'

'You do realize that you are daring me to walk through fire, and that if I die, you die too, right?'

'Yer overreacting. Besides it'd be more like walkin' through ice, just a little cold's all.'

'Argh, fine! If I do this though, you have to shut-up for the rest of the week.'

'Aw, week's a little long don'cha think?'

'Fine a day then.' He is such a pain in the ass.

'Deal!' And then my head was miraculously quiet.

"Hey Rukia...You're like 70 or something right?"

"Where exactly are you going with this?" I see her left eye twitch and almost lose my nerve.

"Why haven't you finished growing yet?" I barely saw it coming...


5. Yellow- Coldplay

I glance across the coffee house patio, guitar in hand and step up to the mic. My eyes lock with your golden yellow one's and I am sure that I have your attention. I have spent so much time perfecting this song that, I am still lost in thought while starting to perform it. We're just acquaintances, but I bet I'd bleed myself trying to change that. You are a caffeine addict and a regular to this place, so I decided to play here. This last song is the closest I will ever come to confessing and I don't even know if you will realize what it is. I love watching you, and the things that you do. So I wrote this song for you, and it's called Yellow. I pour my heart into the lyrics, eyes never leaving yours.

"...Look at the stars,

Look how they shine for you,

And all the things that you do."

Finishing the song, I finally break eye contact with your surprised yellow stare and jump off the makeshift stage. I strap my guitar back in the case and fully intend on leaving the shop when your echo like voice stops me, "Leavin' so soon, Kurosaki?" Once again my gaze meets yellow and I can barely breathe. Finally I manage to respond, "Thought about it Shirosaki. Call me Ichigo by the way."

"Then call me Shiro. I loved the last song, mind if we discuss it for a little while? I'll buy ya a drink." He knows the song is about him and I blush madly while seriously contemplating bolting. I mutter a polite decline and take a step back when he grips my arm to stop my retreat.

"Really Ichi? You think I'm just gonna let ya run away after a confession like that? Have a seat love, I wanna get to know ya better." His smile threatens to melt me where I stand and all thoughts of running are swept from my mind. He wants to know more about me? Maybe I'll start with telling him that yellow and white are my favorite colors.


6. Never Gonna Change- Saliva

I'd never lie to you Ichigo. I'd never do anything that would render me untrue. But for you I can't say the same, you pushed me away for him, all the while telling me I'm the one to blame. Has he said what I couldn't? Has he told you that he loves you?

I know that it's over, there's nothing left to say, because we all have to pay the prices for the decisions we make. I don't know how to love you, but I can't walk away. Tell me Ichigo, what do I have to say? What do I have to do, for me to hear you say 'I wanna be with you'?

I know that I have to change to prove that I wanna be with you. Words will never suffice, because I know that your never gonna change.

"I can't do this anymore Shiro...Goodbye."

That's the last thing you said before walking out the door with that blue headed bastard.


7. Bad Girlfriend- Theory of a Deadman (lemon-ish)

My boyfriend is a dick magnet. Every time we go out, I have to fight men off of him. Shiro completely understands how dangerously provocative he is, and apparently gets turned on by my jealousy and possessiveness. I really shouldn't worry as much as I do, it isn't like he can't handle himself. Any guy dares to mess with him, he'll fuck 'em up. Like how he just bashed a guys face in for grabbing his ass, laughing when the jerk tried to stumble away. I think I heard a bet going on earlier where a group of guys was trying to decide whether he was drunk or stoned. I wonder if they'd be scared to find out that he's always this way.

Finally, I grow tired of the crowd scene and drag him to the bathroom. Pushing him into a stall and locking it, he smirks and pulls me into him, throwing a leg around my waist. He moans as I reach in between him and palm his erection.

I whisper into his ear, "Have I ever told you what a bad girlfriend you are?"

He smirks and slips his hand down my jeans to grab my own hard member. "You like it." He continues while licking the shell of my ear, "Have I ever told you how hot you are when you're jealous?"

I chuckle darkly against his neck, and slip my free hand down the back of his pants. "Keep it up, and I'll have to carry you out of here."

His face lights up at the threat and he grinds himself against my hand, "But Ichi, it makes me so hot when you fight those men back for mmn..." His sentence breaks into a loud moan when I bite his neck and slip my middle finger into his tight entrance.

Pulling back, I whisper into his parted lips, "Have it your way, but you won't be walking for the rest of the night." He closes the distance between our lips, clearly happy about his hard earned punishment.


8. Love me Dead- Ludo

"Love me cancerously,

Like a salt sore soaked in the sea.

High maintenance means

Your a gluttonous Queen,

Narcissistic and mean..."

It never failed. Every single time Ichigo heard the song, he couldn't help but compare it to his relationship with his hollow. They had been illicit lovers for the past few months, but his hollow still claims that he will take control when the time comes. The only change in plans is that, instead of simply killing Ichigo, he will lock him in their inner world and keep the 'berry' all to himself.

"Kill me romantically,

Fill my soul with vomit,

Then ask me for a piece of gum.

Bitter and dumb,

You're my sugarplum..."

Every time Ichigo listens to this song, Shiro hears it and can't help but think about his relationship with King. Their rather daring sexual relationship, was definitely an unexpected turn of events to say the least. Though it didn't really bother the white hollow until he began to feel things for his host. Afraid that the sentiments would make him weak, Shiro made sure his Aibou knew that his goals hadn't really changed. The only difference being that when he does gain control of this body, he will keep Ichigo with him forever.

"...Looove Mee Dead."


9. Ain't No Rest for the Wicked- Cage the Elephant

Damn it! I can't believe that jerk made me work three hours late...Asshole. I really hate walking through downtown when it gets late. It is nearly impossible to see in the poorly lit streets. I throw the hood of my black sweatshirt over my orange hair, since it practically glows in the dark. A couple blocks through town, I feel someone watching me. Turning, I see the shadow of a man creep out of sight. I turn back around and walk a little faster, loosening my muscles for a possible fight. A couple minutes later, a gun is pointed to the back of my head, he apparently isn't looking for a fight. Wow, this guy is well practiced if I didn't even hear his approach.

"Give me all ya got, I want your money not your life, but if you try to make a move I won't think twice."

I said, "You can have my cash, but first ya know I gotta ask what made ya wanna lead this kind of life?"

He said "There ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees, I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed, there ain't nothin' in this world for free. No I can't slow down, I can't hold back, though you know I wish I could. Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good."

His marble-like white hand grabbed my wallet, and then he disappeared into the night. Huh...think I'll jog the rest of the way home.


10. Darling Nicky- Foo Fighters *I simply, mostly used the songs lyrics for this one...*put ** around the words I changed to make it fit my needs.

I knew a guy named Ichigo, I guess you could say he was a sex fiend. I met him in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine. He said 'How'd you like to waste some time?'And I could not resist when I saw little Ichi grind.

He took me to his castle, and I just couldn't believe my eyes, he had so many devices, everything that money could buy. He said 'Sign your name on the dotted line.' The lights went out, and Ichi started to grind.

The castle started spinning, or maybe it was my brain. I can't tell you what he did to me, but my body will never be the same. *He ran his tan fingers through my white hair, and rode me like I couldn't believe. Damn does he know how to grind!*

Woke up the next morning, Ichi wasn't there. I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs. It said 'Thank you for a funky time, call me up whenever you wanna grind.'

****Whew...this one was really long. There were multiple cheats in this one but I couldn't bring myself to stop...Sorry but, "You like it." ;)~ LSin