Just Another Day in the Sereitei

Chapter 7:Kuchiki

Disclaimer:  Bleach is own by Tite Kubo and Shonen Jump.  I am not making and money from this story.

Song used: ‘I’m so pretty’ (with slightly altered lyrics- girl to boy) is from West Side Story.

This is the image that started this insanity of a story.  I hope you enjoy.

Meanwhile at the 6^th Division…

Lieutenants Renji Abarai of the 6^th, Izuru Kira of the 3^rd and Shuhei Hisagi of the 9^th were standing outside the 6^th Division barracks talking.

“Have you heard about the strange happening” asked Izuru.

“No”, said Renji.

“Apparently some of the captains are acting very odd.”

“I saw Rangiku running screaming through the streets” said Shuhei.  “I think she was heading to the 4^th.”

“Seriously” exclaimed Renji.  “What could possibly make her freak out like that?  Surely her captain could not be acting that strange to upset her that much?”

“I heard Omaeda, Nanao, Ikkaku and Yumichika were seen running there as well” said Izuru.

“I wonder if the soul candy some of the captains were testing could be the problem” asked Shuhei.

“I wouldn’t be surprised.  I’d be scare to try anything that those guys from the 12^th Division cooked up” said Renji.

“Didn’t you captain have to try the soul candy too?”

“Yah he did.  I still don’t see how anything could cause a captain to acting that strangely.  Everyone must be over-reacting.  My captain would never act that weird no matter what.”

“Have you seen Captain Kuchiki today” asked Shuhei.

“No not yet which is very unusual?  He is normally here before me.”

They stopped talking as they heard the sound of running and saw a group of shinigami run by.  It was quiet for a moment then they could hear someone singing.

“I feel pretty, oh so pretty.

I feel pretty, and witty and gay.”

They looked on in disbelief for coming down the street skipping and singing was Captain Kuchiki.

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“And I pity any boy who isn’t me today.

Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la!”

Byakuya did a little twirl.

“Renji are you ok” asked Izuru as he noticed his friend’s rigid position.

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“I feel charming, oh so charming.

It’s alarming how charming I feel!”

“RENJI!”

Renji’s eyes rolled back into his head and he hit the ground with a thud.

“Damn it” Shuhei said as he knelt beside his friend.

“And so pretty that I hardy can believe I’m real.”

Byakuya disappeared around the corner.

“Izuru give me a hand.  IZURU!”

Izuru gave himself a shake.  “Did we really see Captain Kuchiki skipping and singing?”

“Yes.  Can you give me a hand with Renji please?”

“Oh sorry.”  Izuru knelt beside Renji’s head.” That going to hurt when he wakes up” he pointed to the bleeding lump on the side of Renji’s head. “He must have hit the step when he went down.  I’ll stop the bleeding but we should probably haul him to the 4^th.”  He quickly healed Renji’s open wound.”

Renji’s eyes fluttered open. ”Did you…Captain…singing?’’

“Yes your captain was singing and twirling quite charmingly” laughed Shuhei.

Renji’s eyes roll back and he fainted again.

Izuru sighed.  “Do you want feet or shoulder?”

“I’ll grab his feet; lift him on the count of three.”

“Ok”, Izuru grabbed Renji under the shoulders.

“One, two, three” they lifted Renji and started carrying him toward the 4^th.  “I’m almost glad I don’t have a captain at the moment.”

“Me too!”  Izuru huffed.  “Renji so owes us for carrying his heavy ass all the way to the 4^th.

The two men slowly made their way to the 4^th Division.