Just Another Day in the Sereitei

Chapter 8: 4^th Division

Disclaimer:  Bleach is own by Tite Kubo and Shonen Jump.  I am not making and money from this story.

The song ‘Barbie Girl’ is by the group Aqua from their album Aquarium

Sorry this took so long.  I have had a busy week at work and did not have the time to type this up.  Hope it was worth the wait.

Meanwhile at the 4^th Division…

The 4^th Division was in chaos.  Captain Retsu Unohana and her crew were quickly becoming overwhelmed.  Between the Lieutenants and other seated officers all vying for her attention, and trying to coordinate the members of the 4^th to administer aid to the other shinigami suffering from shock or injuries caused from fright, Captain Unohana was just about at her wits end.

“Captain we have another one” yelled 3^rd seat Yasochika Lemura as he saw Renji being carried by Izuru and Shuhei.  He ran out to give them a hand carrying Renji in to the relief station.  Once they got Renji onto a bed the guys stretched and rubbed their aching backs.

“He is heavy” panted Shuhei.

“He owes a few rounds of sake for that” said Izuru.

Captain Unohana was meanwhile being hounded by Rangiku and Nanao.

“Please Captain you need to help my Captain” wailed Rangiku.

“What about my Captain, he needs help too” asked Nanao.

“Forget him he’s old, he’ll survive” said Rangiku.

“MY Captain needs help more.  HER Captain is young he’ll bounce back just fine” stated Nanao as she glared at Rangiku.

“Please your Captain is doing his work for a change.  My Captain is worse, he acting like a child.”

“Why you”, Nanao started to draw her zanpakuto.

“THAT”S ENOUGH YOU TWO!  GO SIT DOWN, NOW!”

“Yes Captain.”

“Sorry Captain.”

Just then Kiyone Kotetsu came running in.  “Isane please help” she yelled.  Lieutenant Isane Kotetsu rushed over to her frantic sister. “Please help Captain Ukitake.”

“There are a lot of people needing help” said Captain Unohana.

“Please he was yelling and he started coughing up a lot of blood.”

“Go”, Captain said to her Lieutenant.  Isane grabbed a relief pack and shunpo out the door, her sister right behind her.  Just then Captain General Yamamoto came through the door his Lieutenant in tow.

“What is going on here” he asked.

“It seems the soul candy that the Captains were testing has some strange affects.  All these people are here because of the actions taken by the Captains” said Captain Unohana.

“Explain” he said to the gathered shinigami.

“Captain Hitsugaya is acting very strange” said Rangiku timidly.  “He was playing a video game and not doing his work.  He was even chewing gum.  I am so worried Captain Sir.”

“My Captain was in a frenzy”, stated Nanao.  “As much as he doing his work is…admiral,he is just so frantic.”

“What about you Omaeda?  What do you have to say?”  He looked toward the large man who was rocking slowly on a nearby bed.  Marechiyo looked up, eyes wild with fright.

“S-she was NICE…going to buy a p-p-puppy…the Captain p-p-patted my BUTT” he wailed.

Yamamoto eyebrow rose. 

“Sir it was so ugly” cried Yumichika.  “Captain Zaraki wanted to bake cookies,” many people gasped, “he was singing and dancing and wanted to play with the children, it was horrible, so ugly.”

“Madarame, do you have something to add?”

“---“

He is still in shock sir” said Captain Unohana.

“What about him” Yamamoto pointed to the still unconscious Renji.  Izuru and Shuhei looked at each other begging the other to tell the Captain General what happened.  Shuhei sighed and faced Yamamoto.

“Captain Kuchiki was acting very odd.  “He was singing and skipping, the shock caused Renji to faint and he hit his head pretty hard.”

Captain Unohana rushed over to check Renji.  Izuru quietly told her of the treatment already given.

“While this behavior is shocking you are all shinigami of the Gotei 13” Captain General said.  “You should not let something like this effect you.”  The sound of a commotion could be heard outside.  Captain Yamamoto and Captain Unohana stepped outside followed by most of the shinigami.  The sound of singing could be faintly heard, quickly getting louder.

*“I’m a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world.

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,

Imagination, life is your creation.”

“Come on Barbie let’s go party!”

“I’m a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world.

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,

Imagination, life is your creation.”

Eyes widen and gasps could be heard.  Coming down the street skipping, swinging a giggling Yachiru between them were Captains Zaraki and Kuchiki.

“I’m a blonde bimbo girl in the fantasy world.

Dress me up; make it tight, I’m your dolly”

“You’re my doll, rock and roll.

Feel the glamour in pink.

Kiss me here; touch me there, hanky panky.”

“You can touch.

You can play.

If you say, I’m always yours

uu-oooh-u

I’m a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world.

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!”

“Captain Yamamoto?”

“---“

“You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation.”

“Captain Unohana?”

“---“

“Come on Barbie let’s go party!”

“Ah-ah-ah-yeah”

“Come on Barbie let’s go party!”

“Uu-oooh-u.”

“Come on Barbie let’s go party!”

“Ah-ah-ah-yeah.”

“Come on Barbie let’s go party!”

“Uu-oooh-u.”

“CAPTAIN YAMAMOTO SIR!”

“Make me walk, make me talk.

Do whatever you please.

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.”

“Come jump in, bimbo friend,

Let’s do it again.

Hit the town, fool around

Let’s go party.”

“You can touch,

You can play.

If you say I’m always yours

……..”

The trio disappeared around a corner, the sound of their voices fainting away.

Captain Yamamoto stared at the corner, then slowly turned to his Lieutenant, Chojiro Sasakibe.  “Sasakibe get Kurotsuchi here NOW!!!”

“Yes sir”, he shunpo towards the 12^th Division.

 

* Picture Byakuya singing the Barbie (girl) part and Kenpachi singing the Ken (boy) part…shudders!!