Watch where you step around the Kitsune

Watch where you step around the Kitsune


Author: Hana Tsuki
Pairing: Urahara Kisuke x Hirako Shinji
Rating: NC-17/MA/Adult
Warning: Yaoi, Slash, M/M– don’t like, don’t read
Disclaimer: Sadly enough; I don't own Bleach. It belongs to Kubo Tite.
Summary: Hirako Shinji is on guard duty, keeping an eye on Urahara Kisuke. But thats not always as easy as it sounds.


Hirako Shinji was bored. It was his guard duty this week and keeping an eye on that hat shinigami wasn’t exactly the most interesting thing to do. The reason he was sitting on the roof of the Urahara Shoten was that, normally, he would just keep an eye out for the shinigami’s reiatsu. But today, for some reason, he hadn’t been able to locate it.

Kurosaki-kun had already run of to Hueco Mundo to save Orihime-chan from Aizen and the arrancar. The vaizards knew Urahara Kisuke was the one to get Kurosaki-kun there, so they had decided to keep an even closer eye on him than normal.

“What do we have here?” Hirako heard a merry voice ask behind him ripping him out of his thoughts. Spinning around to face the offender, he came face to face with Urahara himself. Urahara had an amused expression on his face half hidden behind the fan he always kept around.

Seeing the confused and wary look on Hirako’s face Urahara couldn’t help but laugh. Keeping his reiatsu hidden had always proved to end him in funny situations back in his days as a shinigami captain. It seemed like that hadn’t changed over time. He had long known that the vaizards were keeping an eye out for him, but he hadn’t expected to find one so close.

Hirako’s expression changed from one of surprised to angry at the sound of Urahara’s laughter. He did not like being laughed at, and even less to be taken by surprise. Tightened his hand around the hilt of his zanpaktou, he was ready to draw at any time.

Urahara tried to stop laughing, really. But the vaizard’s angry looking face was just too cute. So instead he made sure to move his hand slowly away from Benihime, his own cane-disguised zanpaktou. Maybe if he was lucky, the vaizard wouldn’t attack.

Hirako watched the damned hat shinigami move his hand away from the cane while he considered the pros and cons of attacking the offending man. He did know he was only supposed to keep an eye on him, if Hiyori found out he had ended this close she would be angry, and Hirako knew just too well how much that would hurt. He was no machinist damn it.

Urahara had finally managed to stop laughing and was now just smiling his usual smile. As it didn’t look like the vaizard was going to say anything he spoke again. “You must be Hirako Shinji-kun.” He stated. “Kurosaki-kun and Inoue-san have told me some about you.” The look the vaizard gave him told Urahara he had guessed right.

“What do you want Urahara-san?” Ah, vaizard had finally decided to say something. He thought about it. Lie or tell the truth. The decision took him a total of half a second: Lie it was then. He put on his most innocent expression. “I was just out to enjoy such a beautiful evening when I spotted something on my roof. I had to check what it was.”

Hirako wasn’t convinced. He had heard a lot of tales about this man and most of them were not pointing in the favour of believing anything uttered by the man who was the former shinigami 12th Captain. The man was a master when it came to manipulation. “Hiding your reiatsu when out for a normal walk?”

“Oh, that.” Urahara continued smiling. “I have been doing it all day, so I guess I didn’t remember what I was doing.” Hirako still didn’t look convinced, but he decided not to push it. If he was lucky he could still get out of this without Hiyori being any wiser.

But Urahara released his reiatsu, destroying Hirako’s hope with it. Seeing the panicked look on the vaizard’s pretty face Urahara felt his amusement rise another notch. This was indeed getting more interesting than he expected. Not wanting the evening’s entertainment to take of on him he decided to try to get a bit more out of this.

“I’d like to see how powerful a vaizard really is, after all, I have only heard it second-hand. Why don’t you spare with me? It could prove to be an experience for both of us.” Urahara put on a serious face.

Feeling no wish to go back to face Hiyori right away Hirako nodded. Maybe it he managed to gain a bit of extra information he would be forgiven. That was more pleasing thought. Putting on a smile of his own, Hirako followed Urahara into his shop and down towards the training ground far under the shop.

The first thing Urahara did when reaching the training ground was placing Benihime in front of himself, taking a fighting stance. Hirako did the same. He had no idea how powerful the other man was, but after what he had heard Urahara couldn’t be weak either.

Hirako heard as Urahara called out “Okiro Benihime!” as he released his own zanpaktou. Letting out the hollow hidden deep within him the mask formed over his face, hiding it from view.

Clashing sword against sword they tested after each others strength and weaknesses. Releasing a zero, Hirako wanted to see how Urahara handled it. But Urahara was no longer where he had sent the attack; he had in that short time gotten all to close for Hirako’s liking.

Sending out some more of zeros he finally got closer to the mark. Sending out a new zero, this time it would hit dead on. To his surprise though, Urahara didn’t even try to move away. Meeting it with the tip of Benihime he cancelled out the attack.

Before Hirako recovered from the surprise, he felt the blade of Urahara’s zanpaktou pressing against his unprotected neck. It was nothing he could do. He had lost, and he knew it.

Urahara withdrew from Hirako, his zanpaktou changing back into a cane. Instead of explaining anything he just motioned the still shocked Hirako to follow him. When Hirako didn’t move, he put an arm around the vaizard’s shoulder leading him in the right direction. Reaching the appointed destination, Urahara gave Hirako a powerful push.

Water splashed everywhere as Hirako landed fully clothed into the homemade hot spring. Not managing to hide his pleased grin, Urahara took of his hat and put it and the cane down before stripping of his own clothes, following after the vaizard. By the time he had gotten fully into the water Hirako had regained his compose.

Angrily he started shouting. “What the hell was that for Urahara?” Urahara, having yet to whip the grin of his face, answered. “After having such an exiting spearing match I though we both needed a bath. This hot spring I have here was just perfect.”

“That doesn’t explain why the fuck you pushed me into it fully clothed!” Hirako cursed, trying to remove his wet clothes that were clinging to him like a second skin. Thinking of why he had done it, Urahara settled for that telling Hirako right out that it was hard to leave with all of his clothes soaked wet. And he therefore had ensured that it would take a long time before Hirako could leave, would be too much for the vaizard to handle. So he settled for one of his less perverted than the reality lies.

“You were in shock; it was the easiest way to get you back to normal.” Well, at least not a complete lie. Hirako had now managed to get the clothes off; giving Urahara Kisuke a clear view to admire what was before him.

Hirako Shinji was slim; it was no sight of any fat on him, only muscles. His skin was pale and it didn’t look like he got a lot of sunshine to colour it. Urahara was much like that himself, slim and pale, but yet not as slim as Hirako.

Hirako gave Urahara an irritated look, seeing how shamelessly the other man was watching him. Hirako wasn’t exactly innocent himself, but he was into girls. He was definitely not into older, perverted men who couldn’t keep their eyes to themselves or at least stop staring for even one second.

“Not reason to get annoyed Shinji-kun.” Urahara said as he caught the younger mans look. He grinned as he reached out and grabbed Hirako’s arm, pulling him towards him. Reaching out for his coat he pulled something out of its pocket before turning his attention back to the now even more irate vaizard.

“I’m just going to test something.” Urahara explained vaguely. He then he poked Hirako in the side. “Did that hurt?” he asked while taking in the vaizards reaction “No, not really.” Hirako answered confused, rubbing his side a little. “Please put on your hollows mask Shinji-kun.” Hirako thought about it a second, but came to the conclusion that at least the shinigami wasn’t doing anything perverted.

Putting on his mask he felt Urahara poke him again. “What about now?” Urahara asked. “I can barely feel it” Hirako answered truthfully. He did usually feel less when wearing the mask. Urahara took a better grip on Hirako’s arm as he took forth the item he had recovered from his clothes before he started the strange poking.

Hirako, who now had removed the mask, felt a stinging feeling in his arm and looked down to see what Urahara was doing to his arm. Urahara was holding a shot in his hand; it was clearly what had just stung Hirako as it was empty. Urahara calmly through the shot on top of his clothes before turning his attention back to Hirako.

“I have never tried his on a vaizard before, so it will be interesting to see how it works.” Urahara explained. Not managing to keep still anymore Hirako nearly screamed at Urahara: “What the hell was that good for?” Hirako felt confused, angry and slightly used as he glared at Urahara who was watching him with one of his more scary smiles.

Instead of answering Urahara poked Hirako once more. Hirako grabbed his side curling slightly together, wondering just what it was that hit him. He felt like Hiyori had just kicked him in the side. “Ah, it is working better than I expected.” Urahara was watching Hirako’s reaction. “What was that?” The question came quiet now.

“It’s one of my experiments. It makes your body a lot more sensitive. Like what you experienced when I poked you. Usually I wouldn’t use the whole shot, but after seeing how little you felt of my poking I came to the conclusion that it would be best to use all of it.” Urahara’s explanation was calm.

“Why did you make something like this in the first place?” Hirako felt himself lose his hard kept control over his body. He was scared now. Being an insane scientist’s experiment wasn’t exactly on this plan for the evening.

Urahara was studying him closer now. “I made it long ago to use on Mayu-chan” he answered nonchalantly, looking up a second before continuing on his study. “Your sensitivity should be on the level of a normal, untrained human by now or maybe even lower. Both when it comes to pain and pleasure.” He added thoughtfully.

Hirako decided he had had enough. With that he started to make his way out of the water when two strong arms warped around him pulling him back in. “And where do you think you are going?” Urahara was now back to his normal, perverted self. Not waiting for an answer he continued: “The effect of the drug I gave you lasts for twelve hours. Its not a smart idea to leave before it runs out.”

Hirako felt like a trapped deer as Urahara’s hands started to run over his body. It was no doubting his intentions now. Hirako realised that he had no way out. All Urahara needed to do to keep him there was to poke him a bit, and he would be in to much pain to go anywhere at all.

Urahara hummed as he moved them both half onto land. He knew Hirako wasn’t exactly a willing participant in what he was planning, but that would change soon enough. Carefully he brushed his hand over Hirako’s neck making sure his hand touched a place he knew were a very sensitive spot. He repeated the gesture several times while watching Hirako’s panicked expression turn into one of pleasure. Urahara used his other hand he used to keep the vaizard where he wanted him.

Hirako felt a strange pleasurable feeling spread through his neck casing him to ach into it. He bared his neck so the hand causing the pleasure could get better access. Before his brain really could comprehend his reactions, the hand moved to his upper arm continuing the soothing, pleasuring movements.

The hand continued its journey down Hirako’s body while Hirako himself started to realize that he had never felt the pleasure of being touched this clearly before. His already pleasure fuzzy brain barely registered that it must be the drug’s fault. Not that he really cared anymore.

As the hand reached his groin it went up for him that he was hard. But instead of going where he most wanted it, the hand kept exploiting the other sensitive areas around his erection causing him to wriggle desperately.

Urahara watched the flushed vaizard wriggle in his grip. Using the hand that weren’t occupied, he placed Hirako carefully onto land on his back. He was good at multitasking, and right now it came really in handy. He was terribly hard himself, and the vaizard had yet to utter a sound other than whimpering. Urahara though was sure he would soon be able to make the younger man beg, and maybe even scream.

Reaching his hand for his clothes again he picked out a tube of lube. Glaring frustrated at the cork that kept it locked, he finally managed to get it open using his teeth. Spilling some of it over his own hand, he moved to spread the younger man’s legs wider so he could get better access.

Letting his first hand continue keeping Hirako occupied, while he kept his eyes fixed on Hirako’s face, he let his fingers glide over the tight hole a couple of times before inserting a long slim finger.

Hirako hissed as he felt the painful intrusion, but it didn’t last long as the hand reached his cock starting to move slowly up and down. He knew what was going on, but couldn’t manage to muster the will to stop it.

Urahara inserted a second finger while speeding up his other hand to stop any protest that the younger male may have wanted to uttered. Fucking Hirako with two fingers, he scissored them until he was sure Hirako was loose enough for him to continue.

Hirako felt himself reach closer to climax when Urahara put a third finger into him causing enough pain to make him notice it even with the hand stroking his erection. Feeling the fingers move in and out of him, they suddenly hit something inside him he hadn’t expected, causing pleasure to spread through his whole groin. Aching his back, he desperately tried to make them hit there again. He was so very close.

Suddenly everything stopped and the hands both moved off him. Hirako tried to move after them, but the two powerful hands pushed him down again before they vanished again. His eyes searched Urahara out. He was kneeling naked between Hirako’s spread legs, watching him.

“What do you want Shinji-kun” Urahara asked, his voice full of lust. Hirako wasn’t stupid, he realised what Urahara wanted of him even though he had never been with a man before. He had also already seen enough of Risa’s porn magazines to know an extra thing or two. Closing his eyes for a moment, he desperately just wanted the feeling of being touched back.

“Please fuck me Urahara-sama” he begged, it wasn’t really what he wanted, but the figured it was what the older man wanted of him. And if he gave if to him he could have the pleasurable feeling of being touched back.

Opening his eyes again, he tried not to stare at Urahara’s cock. Since he wasn’t very successful he took in the sight before him. Urahara’s cock was definitely bigger than his own, and he knew his wasn’t small at all. Hearing the vaizard, Urahara had started to smear the lube over his own cock.

Closing his eyes again Hirako had one thought in this head. ‘Its not gonna fit in there. When the fingers hurt so much, what would this feel like?’

“Open your eyes” slowly Hirako obeyed the order, watching the other man place his cock against his tight but prepared virginal opening. Pushing Hirako’s long legs further apart, placing them over his own shoulders Urahara whispered to him: “Now try to relax, it will make it less painful.”

Slowly Urahara pushed through the tight ring and inch by inch into Hirako’s body. He knew if he went faster Hirako’s pain would be briefer, but he couldn’t help enjoying the painful look on the vaizard’s young looking face as he was forced to endure the pain.

Hirako tried to relax, but it felt as if his ass was slowly being split in half. It was no hands trying to take his mind of the pain this time. Finally it stopped as he could feel Urahara’s balls against his ass checks. Then it started to pull out again and Hirako sighted in relief. But instead of staying out, the cock was pushed in again, more forcefully this time. Not giving Hirako any time to get used to the intrusion, the cock moving in and out, setting a steady pace.

Tears in his eyes, Hirako desperately tried to ease the pain. His own cock was painfully hard, he tried to move his own hand to grip it, but the hand was pushed away by one of Urahara’s own. Not knowing what else to do, even more desperate than before, Hirako started to beg again: “Please Urahara-sama, please touch me.”

Urahara grunted, but moved his hand to stroke the vaizard’s neglected cock. He angled his cock so he could hit better inside the vaizard. After some more trusts he hearing Hirako grasp out of pleasure instead of pain, telling him that he had hit what he was looking for.

Hirako felt the cock hit the same spot as the fingers earlier causing his whole body to ach. The hand stroking his cock helped him forget most of the pain from just moments earlier. He felt closer to climax for every time Urahara’s cock hit his prostate and the hand stroking him kept him in that ecstasy.

Urahara’s cock hit his prostate again and Hirako felt as if he exploded, screaming Urahara’s name he spraying his seeds all over his lover’s hand and his own stomach.

Feeling Hirako tighten around him, screaming his name, Urahara only needed a couple of more strokes before he came, spraying his seeds inside the vaizard at the same time as he bit hard down on the younger mans neck, making sure to leave a mark it would be hard to hide later.

Calming his own breath, watching the young looking vaizard do the same Urahara grinned widely. Without pulling out of the younger man, Urahara lay down on his side and dragged Hirako against him, ordering him to go to sleep with a whisper close to his ear. They both would need the rest, and it was still a long time until his precious drugs lost their effect anyways.


Author's note:
I know this is not an exactly normal pairing. I have been reading a lot of bleach fanfiction, and never seen this pairing before. If you have, please tell me where to find it ;)

So, please REVIEW my fic! Right now every comment is welcome, but I would really appreciate it if you have some constructive criticism that can help me later on, or something I need to fix in this one. I don't have any beta reader, so the only one who have tried to fix the mistakes here are myself (and I'm not a native English speaker...).

I have also written an aftermath to this fic if I ever feel like position it (Yes that is up to you. Hint: Review). I have also played with the thought of continuing this as a small series or at least write the full fic to the other pairing hint in this one. It all ends with one thing:

Please review! Reviews are every writer’s chocolate!!