Test

Title: Test
Author: Zalia Chimera
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo
Warnings: No real spoilers but takes place around episode 68-ish, just before the Bount arc. Quite silly ^^;


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Ichigo cast a sideways glance at the other Shinigami.

Renji glared at him suspiciously. "What?"

Ichigo shook his head, plastering an expression of innocence on his face. "Nothing."

Renji scowled darkly, making the black tatoos above his eyes crinkle, and pushed himself away from the wall, leaning towards Ichigo. "What was that look for?"

Ichigo rolled his eyes and placed a hand on Renji's face, pushing him away. "How do I know that you aren't the impostor?"

The red-head looked at him in surprise and then narrowed his eyes, scrutinising Ichigo closely. "How do I know you aren't? It'd be a sensible idea. Posing as the person no-one'd suspect."

"That's exactly why they wouldn't! It'd be the most obvious thing to do, so obviously they wouldn't!"

Renji blinked at that and then his eyes hardened again. "But it's precisely because it's so obvious that no-one would suspect it!"

"But it's becau..." Ichigo closed his mouth with a snap and grabbed Renji by the shoulders, half dragging him towards the men's bathrooms. "No way I'm gettin' into this argument. We'll solve this right now."

Renji spluttered incoherently for a moment until Ichigo kicked the bathroom door shut and slammed him against the wall. He regained his composure quickly and grabbed Ichigo's wrist firmly. "So what's your plan?"

There was a long moment of silence as Ichigo looked him over, a slightly strange expression on his face and then Renji found himself being pushed back against the wall as warm lips devoured his. Strong hands held him pressed against the wall, one wrapped around the collar of his T-shirt, the other firmly against Renji's shoulder.

Ichigo pulled away after a minute or so, licking his lips like a satisfied cat. "You taste the same."

Renji raised one eyebrow. "That's your plan?"

Ichigo nodded. "Problem?"

"Hell no." Renji grabbed the front of Ichigo's school uniform, draging him closer to kiss again, biting at his lips before forcing his tongue inside the boy's mouth. Ichigo gave as good as he got, tracing Renji's lips and teeth with his tongue and curling his fingers into the other man's hair, holding his head still.

The sound of footsteps in the corridor outside made them part, both panting slightly for breath.

"We have to be quick," Ichigo said. "Lunch starts in ten minutes." He pushed himself up to sit on the sinks, and then shoved off his pants and underwear. His eyes were on Renji all the time, dark and challenging.

Renji met his look squarely and fumbled with the unfamiliar fastenings of his own clothes. The jeans ended up in a rumpled pile on the floor of the bathroom and Renji bent over Ichigo, pushing the other Shinigami further back against the wall. Their lips met again and Renji fisted the boy's hard dick, stroking it firmly until he heard Ichigo's breath hitch slightly. A slow smirk of satisfaction curled his lips.

With a smooth movement, Renji pushed himself up to straddle Ichigo's hips. It wasn't entirely comfortable; the sinks were narrow and Renji had to press himself chest to chest with Ichigo to keep his balance, but they managed it.

Ichigo grinned at him and pressed his hips up to rub their cocks together, hands splaying across Renji's back. Renji hissed at the friction and pulled Ichigo closer, blunt nails digging into the skin of the boy's ass and making him squirm deliciously.

Beneath them, the sinks creaked ominously, but neither of them noticed or cared.

Renji rocked his hips against the boy's, fingers teasing his hole and balls, wanting nothing more than to fuck him properly, but this would have to do for now. He could feel Ichigo tense beneath him a second before he came, spattering warm come across Renji's belly, scream stifled against his arm. Renji smirked and moved harder, faster, pressing down as much as he could until finally... finally... He shoved downwards as hard as he couldas he came, not noticing the cracking sound as he dropped spent against Ichigo's chest.

The sinks collapsed beneath them.