Introductions

Ichigo shook his head with a sigh. When would he learn? It had all seemed like a good idea at the time. They had been together for months now and as much as he dreaded it he had figured it was time to introduce his lover to his family, namely his father. He should of known it'd turn out this way. He should of known they'd already know each other (because really who doesn't Urahara know?) and of course they'd end up talking all night while ignoring him completely and of course his father would embarass him to no end. Like now. He groaned as his dad began talking about how Ichigo used to cry at the drop of a hat and 'Isn't he much braver now? So confident and strong.', going on and on about how proud he is of Ichigo and 'What a fine boy he is don't you think?'.

While they rambled on to each other Ichigo wondered how exactly they knew each other. When he heard the words 'shinigami academy' and 'good ol days' it all snapped into place. It makes sense that his father's a shinigami. He thinks on some level he already knew. It certainly explains why he's never questioned Ichigo spending so much time away from home recently and why if his father noticed the difference when Kon is in his body he never said anything. Now he just hopes that Urahara and his dad weren't too close back in the day because well that would just be weird. Like Ichigo is a replacement or something, he'd always being wondering if he measured up to his father. Maybe he should ask Urahara. Then again he thinks he'd rather be left wondering instead of risk hearing that yes they had been lovers and no he's not as good in bed. Urahara would tell him too and wouldn't even feel bad about it.

Oh God, Urahara's telling his dad about their first time together. Ichigo buried his face in his hands as a blush worked its way down his neck to his collarbone. Why did he have to tell that story? So he had fumbled around a lot and had spilled the lube. Sure he'd had trouble getting the condom on Urahara (damn thing had barely fit) but was it really that funny? Besides did his dad really want to know about Urahara defiling his son? Apparently not as Isshin suddenly stopped laughing. Realization and then horror crossed his face as the story really hit him. Jumping up Isshin began chasing Urahara around the house shouting some nonsense about 'defending Ichigo's honor' while beating him over the head with a photo album.

Ichigo thought about helping Urahara out but decided against it. After all it was his own fault for telling the story in the first place. Maybe this way the idiot would learn to keep his big perverted mouth shut. But given how the damn fool was grinning at him Ichigo doubted it.