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What Bleach Does When Bored

By: ilovmynekochan
folder Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
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Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

What Bleach Does When Bored

What Bleach Does When Bored

Warnings Adult Themes.

Disclaimer Blah i own nothing but this idea.

Please Read And Review. I made this when i was on sugar! LOL

Renji sighed, his breath leaving his body in a cloud of frustration. His eyes were closing, his body slumping, as he fought to stay awake. He was bored and completely alone. For three days he had been away from duty. For three days he had been without the fulfilling task of slaying hollows. For three days he had been writing a list of what he could do to pass the time. So far he had denounced that if anybody saw it they would throw his ass in what Ichigo called the "loony bin".

Phrase one: Find a furry rabbit and make it tell you all its dark secrets.

2)After learning said secrets, sneak into the human world and proceed to scare the crap out of people by voicing them to all.

3)Wear a sign that says “Dark Days Ahead, Do All Your Naughty Crap Before Its Too Late”

4)Seek classes in the refine art of being a whore. After all if you buy the thong you must work it.

5)Sneak into an old folk’s home and switch their pills with candy

6)Watch the after affect

7)Threaten everyone with your awesome power so you get all the best pills and crap.

8)Hold everything ransom and start a miniature black market trading ring

9)Then have two diabetics fight over insulin

10)Find a dog, tie yourself to it and scream HIGH HO SILVER! AWAY!

9)Sneak into a church and pretend you’re a priest

10)Switch the holy water with vodka and distribute it

11)Stalk the ice cream man until he panics and gives you free ice cream, then stalk him some more

12)Try to breed a cat and a dog

13)After the failed attempt at cross breeding, pretend your going to jump from a high building just to get over exposed media attention

14)Pretend you’re a lawyer and give false hope to criminals

15)Streak, then out run a high speed chase as the police attempt to capture you and make you cover up your shame

16)Steal crap, ehhh can do that anytime, NEXT!

17)Find some pot and get wasted,

18)Write wash me on a police car with your pee

19)spend a night in jail and pretend you’re a cannibal so your inmates will be your bitches

21)free the animals from the zoo, steal an emu

22)get the emu high and proceed to ride it

23)Find a sexy strawberry and bring him over to the gay side. Note the Gay Society of Rainbow Fuzz includes cookies and Dental

24)Find a video camera and pretend you’re the recruiter for girl/boys gone wild

25)Find an midget, paint him orange, and have it sing naughty songs for the remake of Willy Wonka and the Sex Factory

26)Burn things, your reason, the giant milk shake told you to

27)Go up to the garbage man and pretend you are the really hot guy from the movie 300. Quote movie lines then kick him into the garbage truck when he says this is madness "NO THIS IS BOREDOM!"

28)Explain the numerous porn sites that saved on Ichigo's computer.

29)Learn how to work a slide projector and Photoshop

30)Go To Ichigo's School and present a slide show of Ichigo not only in a gay parade but also sleeping with the Jack In The Box Man

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