Precarious Situation

Precarious Situation

By: Vamprina

Disclaimer: I don't own
Bleach or any of its characters/merchandise. I am not making any
money or gaining any reward from this fanfiction's existence or
distribution. I am in no way affiliated with Bleach or those who own
Bleach or any copyrights to it or any of the affiliates.

Warning: Language, humor,
cross dressing?

Date: 12/11/07

Word Count: 338 (round
abouts)

Prompt set: Green

Prompt: 01, Fairies

“Well, well, well...”
Ishida said with an infuriating smirk dancing upon his lips as he
pushed his glasses up further on his nose.

Ichigo glared daggers of
hell at the dark-haired boy, but to no avail. He chanced a glance at
Renji, only to find the tall Shinigami blushing and glaring at the
floor.

“I can't say that I'm
totally surprised by this, Kurosaki. Though, I can say that I'm a
bit...amused.” the Quincy folded his arms as he walked a
complete circle around the two men in question.

“I can't say that
it's any of your business, anyway.” Ichigo said through a
growl.

“Of course it's not.”
Ishida admitted, giving a slight nod. “But, that doesn't change
the fact that it's amusing. I think the others will be quite
interested to know what the two of you have been up to together...”

“Don't say it like
that! People're gonna start thinkin me and Strawberry over here are
gay!” Renji yelled, taking a slight step forward, hoping to
look menacing.

The Quincy looked at Renji
for a few seconds before bursting out into fits of laughter.

Ichigo growled and punched
Renji in the ribs. “Just shut up, teme. Now look what ya done!”

“I was tryin to scare
'im inta shuttin up!” Renji yelled, forgetting the Quincy still
present in the room in favor of arguing with the orange-haired
spitfire next to him.

“Scare him?! How the
hell ya think yer gonna do that when we're both dressed like fuckin
FAIRIES!!?” Ichigo screamed in exasperation.

End

A/N: Is this short enough to
qualify for a drabble?! I tried! o.o;