Sneaking Around

Sneaking Around

By: Vamprina

Disclaimer: I do not own
Bleach or any of its characters/merchandise, nor am I making any sort
of profit or gaining any sort of reward for this fanfiction or its
distribution. It is purely for entertainment purposes only.
Furthermore, I am of no relation or any other affiliation to any/all
of the owner(s), affiliate(s), copyright holder(s) of Bleach.

Warnings: Shounen ai, lime,
humor, language

Prompt set: Green

Prompt: 07, Sneaky

Date: 12/27/07

Word Count: 488

“You can't do it,
Renji. Just give it up. All these stupid ideas of yours are not going
to help you.” Ichigo said with a wide grin.

“I can so! You just
watch, this idea's gonna work, seriously! I know Rukia better than
you, ya dumbass! Jeez, just 'cause ya spend some time with her and
nearly get her killed you think you know a girl or somethin!”
Renji yelled, standing up and glaring.

“Hey, I didn't know
that what I was doin was gonna be getting her in trouble!”
Ichigo yelled, growling in irritation.

“Boys, boys...please
calm down, no fighting up here.” Urahara scolded gently from
behind his fan, smirking a bit.

They both settled down once
they realized they had an audience. They sat down once more, but the
smirk on Renji's face was making Ichigo's eye twitch slightly.

“What're you smirkin
at, jackass?” Ichigo asked.

“Nothin, just that
I'm gonna win this bet and YOU'LL end up havin to blow ME.”
Renji smirked. He was so smart, he'd decided. Not only had he managed
to get Ichigo to agree to a bet that would end with one of them
blowing the other, he'd managed to not make it about liking anybody.

“You wish, Renji.
It's gonna be you who's humiliated by having to suck MY dick.”
Ichigo leaned back and smirked.

Renji frowned. “We'll
just see about that. I can easily sneak into Rukia's room while she's
asleep and steal a pair of her panties.”

“Aww, Renji. Are you
trying to convince me of that or yourself?” Ichigo smirked.

“I know I can! For a
fact!” Renji said, smirking and folding his arms confidently.
He was so bluffing...he'd never tried to steal Rukia's panties
before. Of course, the sight of each other without clothes or even
just simply half dressed was not uncommon to either of them, having
grown up the way they had. But, this wasn't the same thing.

~*~*~*~*~

The door to Ichigo's room
in the Urahara Shoten slammed late that night and in stalked a very
disgruntled looking Abarai Renji.

Ichigo growled. “Hey,
people are tryin ta...sleep...yanno....” He blinked at the
sight of Renji's face and started to laugh hysterically, having to
grab onto his sides as he fell over sideways.

“Shut up, teme, and
take yer fuckin pants off.” Renji grumbled, getting down onto
the floor with Ichigo. He didn't mind sucking Ichigo, though the boy
wouldn't know that, but the way his “mission” had gone
and the way Ichigo was currently laughing made him contemplate biting
the boy's dick. For a split-second anyway. He'd never really do it.
He wasn't cruel.

“Ya got a black eye
that goes halfway down your cheek! I knew you couldn't be sneaky
enough to steal her panties!” Ichigo crowed.

Renji just growled and
reached for Ichigo's pants. Looks like he'd have to do everything
himself, damn it! Ungrateful little brat.

End

A/N: I am so evil! Bwaha!