Saving the Damsel
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Bleach › Het - Male/Female
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Adult +
Chapters:
8
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1,733
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I do not own Bleach, The all awsome Tite Kubo does. Kenzo is my OC though. I'm making no money from this. Just writing because I like writing
Saving the Damsel
Kenzo Yamizaki and his best friend, Ikkaku Madarame were walking through the streets of the Seireitei. They had just come back from taking out a few Hollows in the human world.
Ikkaku: Got any plans for the weekend?
Kenzo: Nothing after tonight’s card game.
Ikkaku: Oh yeah, who’s coming tonight?
Kenzo: Besides us, no one but the regulars.
Ikkaku: I thought Omeada was coming too?
Kenzo: Nah, the guy’s too scared to leave his house after Captain Soi fong caught him trying to peek at her while she was taking a bath.
They both burst out laughing at the thought of the constantly pissed off captain of the second division beating the living hell out of her fat letch of a assistant captain.
Kenzo: I heard even Captain Unohana had a hard time putting him back together after she got done with him.
They’re both laughing so hard, they can barely walk anymore. Kenzo bends over, holding his stomach, doubled over with laughter. He opens his eyes and sees a flyer on the ground.
Kenzo: Wait a minute, what the hell is this?
He picks up the flyer and looks it over.
Kenzo: Check this out, The Shinigami Women’s association’s throwing a dance for the Gotei 13 members.
Ikkaku: Oh boy, what will that little spaz of a Asst. Capt. think of next?
Kenzo: I’m surprised it’s not written in crayon.
They start laughing again.
Kenzo: I’ll see you tonight, man. Oh, by the way, it’s B.Y.O.B tonight, I can’t keep providing all the booze, the way you and Iba drink, I’ll go broke.
That night, the usual group sits around the card table, poker. The “usual group” consisted of Lt. Renji Abarai of the 6th division, Lt. Hisagi Shuuhei of the 9th division, Lt. Iba Tetsuzaemon of the 7th division, 3rd seat Ikkaku Madarame of the 11th division, and 4th seat Kenzo Yamazaki of the 8th division. Collectively, they were known as the “Bad Company” crew.
Hisagi: A flush, read ‘em and weep boys.
He chuckles as he pulls his winnings towards him. Renji throws his cards down in anger. Kenzo pulls the dance flyer out of his pocket.
Kenzo: Anyone else see this?
Iba reaches up under his sunglasses and rubs his eyes.
Iba: Yeah. What will those ladies think of next?
Renji: I’m surprised that General Captain Yamamoto agreed to it.
Hisagi: He probably figured it’d be a good way to keep morale up, what with everything that has been going on recently with the arrencar attacks.
Renji: Man, I haven’t been to one of these things since the academy.
Ikkaku: Hey, you guys remember the graduation dance?
Everyone at the table starts laughing their asses off, remembering the string of pranks the five of them had pulled to ensure that it was a night no one would soon forget.
Hisagi: Yeah, no chance of that happening again. The captains will be watching us like hawks.
Kenzo: Looks like we’ll actually have to dance this time.
Renji: Yeah, which means we’re going to need to get dates.
Hisagi: Well, I know Ran-chan will kill me if I don’t take her.
Everyone looked at him. Hisagi liked to brag about his intimate relationship with buxom beauty, Rangiku Matsumoto, Lt. of the 10th division.
Renji: Yeah, and Rukia will probably want me to take her.
The two looked at their three single friends.
Renji: So, what about you guys? Who are you taking?
Iba thinks for a second and scratched his shoulder .
Iba: There’s a few girls in my division who’ll probably say yes. How about you, Kenzo? You gonna ask your Lt.?
Kenzo: No, I’m not really into that whole librarian fetish. Got my eye on someone, though.
Ikkaku: You going to say who?
Kenzo: If all four of you can beat me in a hand, then I’ll tell you.
The four of them look at Ikkaku simultaneously.
Ikkaku: What?
He takes a sip out of his sake jug. They keep staring at him.
Iba: Who are you taking?
Ikkaku: OH FUCK NO!!! I’m not telling you. The minute I do, I’ll never hear the end of it.
Kenzo: Oh, come on Ikk, if you can’t tell us, who can you tell?
Ikkaku: Fine. it’s Isane.
He whispered it softly, no one really able to make out what he said.
Iba: Come on man, We can’t hear shit when you talk that soft.
Ikkaku: It’sIsane.
He mumbled this time.
Hisagi: Come on, just say it!
Ikkaku: Fine! I’m gonna ask Isane! Okay!?!
They all look at him incredulously.
Kenzo: Isane? As in Isane Koutetsu, Assistant Captain of 4th division? That Isane?
Ikkaku: Yes, that Isane. I’ve been getting to know her for a while, and she’s really a great girl. See? This is why I didn’t want to tell you guys.
Hisagi: No man, we’re not making fun of you. As long as she makes you happy.
Renji: Okay, enough of this girly shit, let’s get back to the game.
Later that night, Kenzo was walking back to his house from the 11th division headquarters, where their games were usually held, each member of “Bad Company” had been a member of 11th division at one time or another, except for Hisagi. He tosses a small sack into the air. The coins in the pouch jingled loudly as it tumbled through the air. He had made out pretty good that night. He walks past the 12th division headquarters. He stops and looks up at the building. The lights were still on, no doubt Captain Kurotsuchi was still awake, working on god knows what. They never were able to beat him and get the name of his crush out of him. He just chuckles and tosses his bag of coins in the air again.
Kenzo: Tomorrow. I’ll ask her tomorrow.
He heads to his house and goes to sleep.
Ikkaku: Got any plans for the weekend?
Kenzo: Nothing after tonight’s card game.
Ikkaku: Oh yeah, who’s coming tonight?
Kenzo: Besides us, no one but the regulars.
Ikkaku: I thought Omeada was coming too?
Kenzo: Nah, the guy’s too scared to leave his house after Captain Soi fong caught him trying to peek at her while she was taking a bath.
They both burst out laughing at the thought of the constantly pissed off captain of the second division beating the living hell out of her fat letch of a assistant captain.
Kenzo: I heard even Captain Unohana had a hard time putting him back together after she got done with him.
They’re both laughing so hard, they can barely walk anymore. Kenzo bends over, holding his stomach, doubled over with laughter. He opens his eyes and sees a flyer on the ground.
Kenzo: Wait a minute, what the hell is this?
He picks up the flyer and looks it over.
Kenzo: Check this out, The Shinigami Women’s association’s throwing a dance for the Gotei 13 members.
Ikkaku: Oh boy, what will that little spaz of a Asst. Capt. think of next?
Kenzo: I’m surprised it’s not written in crayon.
They start laughing again.
Kenzo: I’ll see you tonight, man. Oh, by the way, it’s B.Y.O.B tonight, I can’t keep providing all the booze, the way you and Iba drink, I’ll go broke.
That night, the usual group sits around the card table, poker. The “usual group” consisted of Lt. Renji Abarai of the 6th division, Lt. Hisagi Shuuhei of the 9th division, Lt. Iba Tetsuzaemon of the 7th division, 3rd seat Ikkaku Madarame of the 11th division, and 4th seat Kenzo Yamazaki of the 8th division. Collectively, they were known as the “Bad Company” crew.
Hisagi: A flush, read ‘em and weep boys.
He chuckles as he pulls his winnings towards him. Renji throws his cards down in anger. Kenzo pulls the dance flyer out of his pocket.
Kenzo: Anyone else see this?
Iba reaches up under his sunglasses and rubs his eyes.
Iba: Yeah. What will those ladies think of next?
Renji: I’m surprised that General Captain Yamamoto agreed to it.
Hisagi: He probably figured it’d be a good way to keep morale up, what with everything that has been going on recently with the arrencar attacks.
Renji: Man, I haven’t been to one of these things since the academy.
Ikkaku: Hey, you guys remember the graduation dance?
Everyone at the table starts laughing their asses off, remembering the string of pranks the five of them had pulled to ensure that it was a night no one would soon forget.
Hisagi: Yeah, no chance of that happening again. The captains will be watching us like hawks.
Kenzo: Looks like we’ll actually have to dance this time.
Renji: Yeah, which means we’re going to need to get dates.
Hisagi: Well, I know Ran-chan will kill me if I don’t take her.
Everyone looked at him. Hisagi liked to brag about his intimate relationship with buxom beauty, Rangiku Matsumoto, Lt. of the 10th division.
Renji: Yeah, and Rukia will probably want me to take her.
The two looked at their three single friends.
Renji: So, what about you guys? Who are you taking?
Iba thinks for a second and scratched his shoulder .
Iba: There’s a few girls in my division who’ll probably say yes. How about you, Kenzo? You gonna ask your Lt.?
Kenzo: No, I’m not really into that whole librarian fetish. Got my eye on someone, though.
Ikkaku: You going to say who?
Kenzo: If all four of you can beat me in a hand, then I’ll tell you.
The four of them look at Ikkaku simultaneously.
Ikkaku: What?
He takes a sip out of his sake jug. They keep staring at him.
Iba: Who are you taking?
Ikkaku: OH FUCK NO!!! I’m not telling you. The minute I do, I’ll never hear the end of it.
Kenzo: Oh, come on Ikk, if you can’t tell us, who can you tell?
Ikkaku: Fine. it’s Isane.
He whispered it softly, no one really able to make out what he said.
Iba: Come on man, We can’t hear shit when you talk that soft.
Ikkaku: It’sIsane.
He mumbled this time.
Hisagi: Come on, just say it!
Ikkaku: Fine! I’m gonna ask Isane! Okay!?!
They all look at him incredulously.
Kenzo: Isane? As in Isane Koutetsu, Assistant Captain of 4th division? That Isane?
Ikkaku: Yes, that Isane. I’ve been getting to know her for a while, and she’s really a great girl. See? This is why I didn’t want to tell you guys.
Hisagi: No man, we’re not making fun of you. As long as she makes you happy.
Renji: Okay, enough of this girly shit, let’s get back to the game.
Later that night, Kenzo was walking back to his house from the 11th division headquarters, where their games were usually held, each member of “Bad Company” had been a member of 11th division at one time or another, except for Hisagi. He tosses a small sack into the air. The coins in the pouch jingled loudly as it tumbled through the air. He had made out pretty good that night. He walks past the 12th division headquarters. He stops and looks up at the building. The lights were still on, no doubt Captain Kurotsuchi was still awake, working on god knows what. They never were able to beat him and get the name of his crush out of him. He just chuckles and tosses his bag of coins in the air again.
Kenzo: Tomorrow. I’ll ask her tomorrow.
He heads to his house and goes to sleep.