Surprise

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AUTHOR: Gabby0214
TITLE: Surprise! Chapter 10
RATING: M/ NC 17
PAIRING: RenIchi and other pairings
WARNING: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Boy Sex, Yaoi
SUMMARY: Ichigo’s 20th Surprise Birthday, Conversation and Competition
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach, wish I did! All persons written in my stories are above the age of 18. This is a fan fiction based on fictional characters that have grown older, and are of legal age. Ichigo in this story is 20.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATIION: Karin in this story is 18, I know she would not be 18, but please understand I added her to the story after already coming up with Ichigo’s age. What can I say Writer’s Liberties, I guess.
BETA BY: Vindictivefreak

Surprise
Chapter Ten


“I, uh,…” Renji was lost for words. Renji just knelt there and watched Ichigo sit up and start talking on the phone. What the hell just happened, I was about ta make my big move and he takes a phone call. WHAT THE FUCK! Well, since I got nothin better to do might as well listen in…
Renji started to really pay attention to the one sided conversation Ichigo was having with the guy named Toru.
Ichigo’s Conversation with Toru
Thought you were comin by tonight. /That’s okay I understand. /Yeah, right here. / yup, can/Yeah, I miss ya, too. /I don’t know if I can make it, I’ve gotta see, hold on…
“Ya guys want to go to Toru’s club later?” Ichigo asked the group.

Their replies; Sure, Why not, Oh, that would be great, Sounds Good

(Ichigo returns back to his conversation)Yeah, I can make it. /When? In an hour or two. By the way, what ya wearing? / Yeah, I am! That sounds hot! (smile)/I don’t know, what ya suggest? /The leather pants…well, since ya got’em for me, sure I will. /Um Hmm/ I can’t wear that! That’s for ya know (blushing and a giggle) / You’re bad! Really, really bad! / Ya, I do. Will Ryuu be there? / Great! I can’t wait to see him again. / Did ya? / Ya didn’t have to. I would do it again for ya, ya should know that. / Both of ya, at the same time. (eyes going wide) / Fuck Ya! And I won’t be the one laying down. (big grin) / Of course, wouldn’t want it any other way would I? / I know it; ya know how much I like to play! / Oh, it’s hard! Really fuckin hard! But I see it as a challenge, and I love challenges. It’s always fun to get a leg up on the competition, if ya, know what I mean? /Ya, really want to know, how bad do you want it? / I guess I can put it this way. Slam against the wall, fuck ya dry, hot! Does that help at all? / No Way! / Sinful….Yum! / It’s my favorite, I think I’m drooling. (Ichigo looks at Renji and asks…)

“Renji, am I drooling?”

“A bit.” Renji snaps. (Ichigo returns back to his conversation with Toru.)

No, please enlighten me. / (Ichigo bluntly stares at Renji, mouth hanging open and imagines. His mind reels, his groin tightens even more…) Oh God, that’s just…too much… I can’t…OH FUCK! Bang! (Ichigo drops the cell phone, jumps off the table, grabs his substitute license from his back pocket and expels his spirit form, his body drops to the floor and he shunpos out of the room.)


Renji’s Thoughts about Ichigo’s Conversation

Thought you were comin by tonight. /That’s okay I understand. /Yeah, right here. What’s right here? / yup, can/Yeah, I miss ya, too. He misses him! /I don’t know if I can make it, I’ve gotta see, hold on…

“Ya guys want to go to Toru’s club later?” Ichigo asked the group. Toru owns a club.

Their replies; Sure, Why not, Oh, that would be great, Sounds Good Whatever. Just get off the phone!

(Ichigo returns back to his conversation) Yeah, I can make it. /When? In an hour or two. By the way, what ya wearing? What! Why is he askin that? / Yeah, I am! That sounds hot! (smile) Shit, he smiled and he thinks it’s hot, damn it! / I don’t know what ya suggest? /The leather pants…well, since ya got’em for me, sure I will. Wait, did he just say that Toru bought him the pants! WTF /Um Hmm/ I can’t wear that! That’s for ya know (blushing and a giggle) What can’t he wear and why the hell is he blushing, this so sucks! / You’re bad! Really, really bad! I’ll show him who’s bad! (smirk crosses his face) / Ya, I do. Will be Ryuu there? / Great! I can’t wait to see him again. Great another guy! / Did ya? / Ya, didn’t have to. I would do it again for ya, ya should know that. Do what again? / Both of ya, at the same time. (eyes going wide ) What the hell is he into! / Fuck Ya! And I won’t be the one laying down. (big grin) FUCK! / Of course, wouldn’t want it any other way would I? / I know it, ya know how much I like to play! He likes to play, huh. / Oh, it’s hard! Really fuckin hard! Oh, fuck he’s hard, I can see it through his jeans! God damn he’s huge! But I see it as a challenge, and I love challenges. It’s always fun to get a leg up on the competition, if ya, know what I mean? Umm, like that was hard to figure out, ha I said hard! / Ya, really want to know, how bad do you want it? Really damn bad! So get off the fucking phone! / I guess I can put it this way. Slam against the wall, fuck ya dry, hot! Does that help at all? Huh! Did he just say that! No it fuckin doesn’t help, well it could but…/ No Way! / Sinful….Yum! / It’s my favorite, I think I’m drooling. (Ichigo looks at Renji and asks…)

“Renji, am I drooling?”

“A bit.” Renji snaps. (Ichigo returns back to his conversation with Toru.) He’s actually drooling! What the hell is goin on!

No, please enlighten me. I’ll enlighten ya, I’ll take your sweet ass an ... / (Ichigo bluntly stares at Renji, mouth hanging open and imagines. His mind reels, his groin tightens even more…) Why is he staring at me like that! Oh God, that’s just…too much… I can’t…OH FUCK! Bang! (Ichigo drops the cell phone, jumps off the table, grabs his substitute license from his back pocket and expels his spirit form, his body drops to the floor and he shunpos out of the room.) What the fuck just happened!

Actual Conversation

Ichigo: Thought you were comin by tonight.
Toru: Sorry, trouble at the club
Ichigo: That’s okay I understand.
Toru: Is Renji around?
Ichigo: Yeah, right here.
Toru: Can you talk?
Ichigo: yup, can
Toru: You know I’ve missed you. Haven’t seen you in a while.
Ichigo: Yeah, I miss ya, too.
Toru: Can you come by the club tonight, and bring Renji? I want to see what he looks like. I got to see the man that you have the hots for.
Ichigo: I don’t know if I can make it, I’ve gotta see, hold on…

“Ya guys want to go to Toru’s club later?” Ichigo asked the group. Their replies; Sure, Why not, Oh, that would be great, Sounds Good

Ichigo: Yeah, I can make it.
Toru: When can you be here?
Ichigo: When? In an hour or two. By the way, what ya wearing?
Toru: The normal why, oh ya, you’re trying to make him jealous!
Ichigo: Yeah, I am! That sounds hot! (smile)
Toru: So what are you going to wear? You want to look hot for him.
Ichigo: I don’t know, what ya suggest?
Toru: Definitely, the leather pants!
Ichigo: The leather pants…well, since ya got’em for me, sure I will.
Toru: Are you trying to make me sound like your Sugar Daddy? (laughter)
Ichigo: Um Hmm
Toru: Hah, ha! Maybe you should wear a collar. That might make him take notice!
Ichigo: I can’t wear that! That’s for ya know (blushing and a giggle)
Toru: He can make you his pet. You want him to pet you, right?
Ichigo: You’re bad! Really, really bad!
Toru: But that’s why you like me.
Ichigo: Ya, I do. Will be Ryuu there?
Toru: Yeah.
Ichigo: Great! I can’t wait to see him again.
Toru: We got you a gift.
Ichigo: Did ya?
Toru: Yeah, we know we can never thank you enough for getting us back together.
Ichigo: Ya, didn’t have to. I would do it again for ya, ya should know that.
Toru: We both feel like we owe you.
Ichigo: Both of ya, at the same time. (eyes going wide )
Toru: Holy Shit! You’re laying it on thick aren’t you?
Ichigo: Fuck Ya! And I won’t be the one laying down. (big grin)
Toru: Oh God! He must be losing it.
Ichigo: Of course, wouldn’t want it any other way would I?
Toru: You’re good!
Ichigo: I know it, ya know how much I like to play!
Toru: So can you tell me about him, or is it to hard to do.
Ichigo: Oh, it’s hard! Really fuckin hard! But I see it as a challenge, and I love challenges. It’s always fun to get a leg up on the competition, if ya, know what I mean?
Toru: God Damn! How hot is he?
Ichigo: Ya, really want to know, how bad do you want it?
Toru: Yeah, I want to know! Especially if you’re going through all this, he must be something?
Ichigo: I guess, I can put it this way. Slam against the wall, fuck ya dry, hot! Does that help at all?
Toru: Ah, yeah! Wow, that hot huh? Oh, I forgot to tell you that we got you a cake from your favorite bakery.
Ichigo: No Way!
Toru: Hai, we did. It’s the sinful chocolate.
Ichigo: Sinful….Yum!
Toru: I knew you liked it.
Ichigo: It’s my favorite, I think I’m drooling. (Ichigo looks at Renji and asks…)

“Renji, am I drooling?”

“A bit.” Renji snaps. (Ichigo returns back to his conversation with Toru.)

Toru: You know what this means don’t you?
Ichigo: No, please enlighten me.
Toru: Sinful chocolate and Renji together, you can have your cake and eat it too!
Ichigo: (Ichigo bluntly stares at Renji, mouth hanging open and imagines Renji and the chocolate, the chocolate and Renji! His mind reels, his groin tightens even more…) Oh God, that’s just…too much…I can’t …OH FUCK! Bang! (Ichigo drops the cell phone, jumps off the table, grabs his substitute shinigami license from his back pocket and expels his spirit form, his body drops to the floor and he shunpos out of the room.)

Renji looks down at the phone wondering what the hell that was about! He picks it up and says, “Uh, Ichigo just ran out of here like his ass was on fire. What the hell just happened?”

He was met with laughter from the other end of the cell phone.

“Are ya okay?” he asks. What’s goin on?

“Yeah, just give me a sec… (the hysterical laughter slowly dissipates) is this Renji?”

“Yeah” Renji answers with a questionable look on his face. “Uh, how do ya know about me?”

“Ichigo talks about you all the time, that’s how I know.” Toru replies. He talks about me. ME! All the time!

“Can ya tell me what just happened with Ichigo?” Maybe if I ask him in a different way he’ll answer me.

“If I’m right, which I know I am, you just need to follow him, you know where he’s going, right?” What does that have to do with anything!

“Well, ya!”

“Then you should go, now GO!” Who are ya ta tell me what the fuck ta do?

“What the fuck?”

“I said go, you don’t have much time.” Toru heavily emphasized. God Damn, why not, it’s already been one fuckin strange day!

Renji hopped off the table, handed the phone to Karin, removed his gigai, grabbed the shot glass and strawberry, hey it never hurt to be prepared, and shunpoed out the room after Ichigo. Renji didn’t know what was wrong with Ichigo and why he ran out so fast, but he knew that he had to follow him, and not only because that damn guy Toru told him but because he had this weird gut feeling.

Meanwhile Ichigo had stopped at the stairs. Orihime had put up a shield which meant her and Ishida had indeed not made it to his apartment. “Orihime, god damn it let me through.” he yelled at the invisible barrier while banging on it. All of a sudden his pounding fist slipped through the field. Oh, thank god, he thought as he ran through. But that thought was shortly lived when he saw Orihime and Ishida fucking on the stairs. Oh, my eyes! And then, He does have a nice ass! , which reminded him about his little or rather big problem he was trying to go take care of. Ichigo suddenly screams, “Keys, Now!”

Ishida stops mid push and glares at him, “What the fuck is your problem, Kurosaki!”

“Need! Keys! Now!” he punctuated each word.

Orihime looks up at him and pants, “Oh, hi Kurosaki-kun,” like this is not awkward in the slightest that he’s standing on the stairs where her and Ishida are going at it like bunny rabbits.

Ishida glances down at her then at Ichigo and just shakes his head in disbelief. “Okay whatever,” Ishida looks at his hand,” umm,” then turns his head to some discard clothing, “over there.”

Ichigo found the clothes Ishida had indicted to, and he saw his keys partly hidden underneath what appeared to be Orihime’s bra. He briskly went and retrieved his keys and leaped up the remaining stairs. His hands were shaking by the time he made it to his apartment door. He struggled to get the damn door unlocked. Finally, he thought to himself, as he unlocked it and went inside. Once he was inside he didn’t bother to turn around and close the door, instead he just flung the door back. In his haste he didn’t notice that it didn’t latch and remained partly opened. Ichigo crossed over to his stereo and turned it on and twisted the volume dial loud while he was undoing the obi of his hakuma. He quickly discarded the rest of his clothing and laid down on his bed.

Renji followed Ichigo. He was running to the stairs when he suddenly hit a barrier and was thrown back with the force that he had hit it with. Renji picked himself off of the floor, and cautiously approached the barrier. After reaching out his had to touch it, he realized that this must be one of Orihime’s shields. Renji proceeded to ask for her to let him through. He felt the invisible shield part underneath his palm and he stepped through it. Renji started up the stairs when he noticed the busy couple in front of him, not bothering to stop he ran past them and shouted a, “arigato Orihime,” and a, “way to go Quincy, …oh, nice ass!” When he reached the door to Ichigo’s apartment, he noticed it was slightly ajar. Music was blaring from the room. Renji slowly pushed the door open and peaked into the room. His eyes slowly cased the room and came to rest upon the naked figure on the bed.

Author’s note: Please be kind and review. I would really appreciate knowing if you like where the story is leading. (And not only about the smut!) Thank you, Gabby