Like a Tiger Treading on the Flowers

For Jess249

Summery: Kenpachi tries to confess his feelings for Ichigo, but things get in the way every time he tries. Ichigo is a captain in the thirteen protection squads. There will be a lemon, of course.

I LIKE YOU, DAMN IT!!! Part 1/3

Kurosaki Ichigo. The boy that would be the death and the life of him. Orange haired, brown eyed, Kurosaki Ichigo. Kenpachi liked him. A lot. But the idiot had no idea. He was completely oblivious. So Kenpachi would have to actually use words and tell Ichigo about his feelings.

But the universe decided to interfere. Just for the hell of it.

To woo Ichigo and to announce his intentions, Kenpachi decided to go to the fireworks lady and have her shoot fireworks into the air to spell out “Will you go out with me, Ichigo?” It was romantic and pretty. Or so Yumichika told him.

Al in all, a great plan. All he had to do was make sure he was with Ichigo when the fireworks went off. Everything was going great. He lured Ichigo out to the 11th division barracks for a party. Ichigo was laughing and drinking and totally at ease. The clock was about to strike the pre-appointed time when- guess what happens- fucking menos grandes attack.

What. The. Fuck. Kenpachi was a little pissed, to say the least. Everybody was too busy fighting them off to notice the fireworks. Including his little Strawberry. Kenpachi was so livid he killed every one of those stupid fucking menos.

But on the plus side, that little display of power got Ichigo’s attention. Kenpachi fought down the urge to bask as Ichigo went on about how fucking awesome that it. It bugged Kenpachi to no end that he could have no care for his own life in battle, but he wasn’t able to tell Ichigo that he liked him.

His second try involved a large bouquet of flowers and a letter declaring his feelings. He set it up in Ichigo’s office so it would be the first thing he saw when he got there in the morning. What Kenpachi didn’t plan for was that Yachiru went to go find Ichigo in the morning and got a little hungry waiting for him. Both the flowers and the note were gone.

Kenpachi didn’t even want to know why Yachiru thought they would make good snacks. What the fucking hell. He couldn’t even blame Yachiru, after all he knew it was the universe’s was of flipping him off. Fucking universe. Kenpachi would show it, nobody got between Kenpachi and his prey!

Still fuming, Kenpachi tried to think of ways to get back at the universe as well as telling Ichigo he liked him. Maybe he could find a way to do both at the same time. That would be nice. He was so aggravated and tightly wound at the moment. He really needed to fight something.

Ikkaku ended up being the unlucky person to bear Kenpachi’s wrath. Or lucky, sense they both loved to fight so much. He ended up having to go to the fourth division and Kenpachi was still irritated at the universe. And he was still thinking of a way to tell Ichigo that he lo-liked! him.

His third attempt was aided by Ukitake. He stuffed a large basket full of candy and a short note asking him out. Ukitake was about to give it to Ichigo when one of Renji’s stray fire demon magic engulfed it. Ukitake was left with charred clothes and an ashy face. Renji apologized profusely, but that didn’t stop Kenpachi from kicking his ass. Although Kenpachi knew it was the universe again, it felt good to beat him up.

Fucking universe.

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I know it was kind of short, sorry. If anyone has any ideas for how Kenpachi should try and tell Ichigo about his feelings, tell me in a review.