Like a Tiger Treading on the Flowers
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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47
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Damn Condoms: Part 2/3
I tried something different with this part. I put it in first person point of view. Please tell me what you think!!!
Damn Condoms: Part 2/3
I stood in front of the long row of different condoms wondering why the fuck people needed all these different types of condoms. There were condoms in all the different shapes, sizes, and flavors you could ever need. What the hell was a “ribbed”? This is just ridiculous. It shouldn’t be this hard. So I just grabbed a random box of whatever it was, it’s not like a specific condom soon as was necessary.
I ran to Ichigo’s office as paid for them. I got to have sex now! I burst through the doors with my trademark grin on his face. “I got condoms!”
Ichigo looked up from his desk, startled. It wouldn’t have been so bad if Ichigo’s vice-captain Shuhei wasn’t in the room the room at the time. I don’t give a fuck, but Ichigo turned bright red in embarrassment, so adorable! Shuhei started snickering and Ichigo threw his pen across the room at me and stood up from his desk.
“Kenpachi, may I have a word outside?” Ichigo said through clenched teeth. He really was so sexy when he was pissed. But I don’t understand the problem.
“Condoms mean sex. “ I elaborated in case he didn’t remember.
If possible, Ichigo turned even redder. “Outside.” Ooh, maybe we get to have sex outside. Ichi you kinky bastard.
Ichigo practically shoved me out the door. I love it when he’s forceful. It gets me hot. He shut it quickly, blocking out the leering Shuhei and turned to me, clearly irritated. Before he could say anything, I pushed him against the wall and kissed him sloppily while ripping off the orange-haired captain’s clothes. I shoved my hands down the back of his pants and rubbed his hole with one of my fingers, getting ready to prepare him. Bu then he had to go and punch me, caught me right under the chin with his fist. Shit it’s great when we fight, but I don’t like it when it results in us not having sex.
“When I said I would have sex with you if you got condoms, I didn’t mean immediately!” He hissed.
“But…” Condoms mean sex.
“Tonight, okay? We can have sex tonight.” Ichi said soothingly, and pecked me on the lips. So sweet. He quickly put his clothes back together and gave Kenpachi one last look before going back inside.
I was a little disappointed that we didn’t have sex right then, but we would have plenty of sex tonight! And that was good. Before meeting Ichigo, I had considered myself to be asexual. But then the beautiful orange-haired ryoka came into his life with flashing brown eyes and a body that screamed ‘come fuck me.’ The two had just gotten closer when Ichigo came to Soul Society and became a captain. 3 months after that we were dating and 2 months after that they had both exchanged the 3 little words that neither said lightly. For someone who had never really thought about sex before, I am very impatient to fuck Ichigo into the nearest surface.
When night time finally came, I brimming with excitement and sexual tension. The second Ichigo walked through the door I was ripping off their clothes and shoving Ichigo into their bedroom. Ichigo kissed back just as fervently and didn’t even complain when his head thudded on the headboard. I grabbed the lube from the bedside table and spread Ichigo’s legs while putting some on my fingers.
Ichigo bit his bottom lip as my fingers entered him with familiar pain. He really did look beautiful when he was passionate. I could see him taking a deep breath, then pushed back on my fingers in an attempt to lessen the pain slightly. While Ichigo tried to relax, I sucked on the hollow of his throat and rubbed Ichigo’s nipples.
“That’s enough now.” Ichigo gasped.
I was in no mood to argue. I grabbed the box of condoms and ripped it open. I fumbled to get a single condom and tore it open. I frowned slightly at the weird feeling the condom had between my fingers, but put it at his tip and started to roll it down. I scowled angrily when it didn’t budge. Ichigo sat up on his elbows slightly and appeared to be stifling the urge to giggle. “It’s upside down.”
“Eh?” What the fuck? I glared at the condom on my penis.
“The condom. Put it on the other way so it rolls down.”
Oh. Ok. I lifted the damn condom up to my eyes to exam it. Ah. I flipped it over and tried again. Fuck, was it suppose to be this tight? Why didn’t this thing fit? I tried forcing it down, but it didn’t feel right. Then it split. Ichigo laughed out right this time while I just stared at the damn thing. It broke? Why did it fucking break!?
“What!?”
“It’s too small.”
“…”
“You tried to force it on too fast, so it broke. Which also means we can’t have sex with it.”
“But I can put another one on slowly…” I said desperately.
Ichigo gave me a pitying look. “It’s too tight at the base, right?”
“Yeah.” I had a sinking feeling the my hard on protested vigorously. “But…I can make it fit!”
“Well, condoms are meant to stretch. But it will break under friction. What size did you get?”
Ichigo was going into his ‘professional’ mode, and I was very worried that I’m not going to get any tonight. And I’m still so hard.
And my uke just had to wiggle slightly underneath me as he reached out to grab the box. My cock throbbed at the sight, he was way too hot for his own good. Ichigo bit his bottom lip to stop the snigger that formed when he saw the label.
“Kenpachi,” Ichigo paused trying to figure out how to word it, “You know you are a rather large man, don’t you?”
I felt rather smug when he said that. “Yeah.”
“Then why, oh why, would you get small condoms?”
I grabbed the box of condoms as Ichigo burst out laughing. I groaned in defeat as I collapsed on the bed next to my giggling uke. He smiled at me and kissed me lightly on the lips while slipping his hand down to pull off the condom. I grabbed his wrist and started guiding it up and down, eager to relieve the aching pressure inflicted on my cock. I cupped the back of his head with the other hand as I sped up the movement. My breath sped up minutely as pleasure washed over me and I came. Finally, I was able to relax as the agonizingly pleasurable sensation receded. I cam down from my high just as my Strawberry came to his own completion. He looked so breathtakingly beautiful when he climaxed. It would be even better when I was inside of him.
Even though I had just come, I felt my cock twitch at the sight. I really need to get the damn condoms.
The next day I tried again. This time I made sure to get large condoms.
When he brought them to Ichigo, he made sure to check the label. But then Ichigo did something awful, he shook his head.
“We can’t use these.”
“Eh!?”
“These are flavored.”
“So!?”
“These type of flavored condoms dissolve after they’ve been exposed to moisture for awhile.”
What the fuck? I would be worried about how the fuck Ichigo knew about this sort of stuff, but I knew it was just because his dad was a doctor.
“Why can’t I just pull out before I come?” I asked desperately.
“Because the pre-come and the lubricant might dissolve it as well.”
And so I tried again. This time even Ichigo was disappointed that the condom choice was yet again incorrect. “This condom won’t work with the water-based lubricant we use.” I groaned in disappointment. “Should I go get them myself?”
I’m not old-fashioned by nature, but I do think that the seme in the relationship should take care of the uke. And that included getting condoms. If he couldn’t even get condoms, than he had no business having sex. And he really wanted to have sex. With Ichigo. Really really bad.
“No, I’ll get them.”
Okay, I had to get it right this time. So he asked one of the cashiers for help. The weird kid blushed and stuttered when I specified the requirements. But he finally got the right kind of condoms. He was very tempted to yank Ichigo out of his meeting so that they could have sex right there, but I knew from prior experience that Ichigo wouldn’t go for it. He would just have to wait until tonight.
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Author note: Sorry it took so long, but my lap top crashed and I’m using my niece’s. Please give me feedback in my first person point of view. Haven’t ever done that before, so any critique is welcome.
Damn Condoms: Part 2/3
I stood in front of the long row of different condoms wondering why the fuck people needed all these different types of condoms. There were condoms in all the different shapes, sizes, and flavors you could ever need. What the hell was a “ribbed”? This is just ridiculous. It shouldn’t be this hard. So I just grabbed a random box of whatever it was, it’s not like a specific condom soon as was necessary.
I ran to Ichigo’s office as paid for them. I got to have sex now! I burst through the doors with my trademark grin on his face. “I got condoms!”
Ichigo looked up from his desk, startled. It wouldn’t have been so bad if Ichigo’s vice-captain Shuhei wasn’t in the room the room at the time. I don’t give a fuck, but Ichigo turned bright red in embarrassment, so adorable! Shuhei started snickering and Ichigo threw his pen across the room at me and stood up from his desk.
“Kenpachi, may I have a word outside?” Ichigo said through clenched teeth. He really was so sexy when he was pissed. But I don’t understand the problem.
“Condoms mean sex. “ I elaborated in case he didn’t remember.
If possible, Ichigo turned even redder. “Outside.” Ooh, maybe we get to have sex outside. Ichi you kinky bastard.
Ichigo practically shoved me out the door. I love it when he’s forceful. It gets me hot. He shut it quickly, blocking out the leering Shuhei and turned to me, clearly irritated. Before he could say anything, I pushed him against the wall and kissed him sloppily while ripping off the orange-haired captain’s clothes. I shoved my hands down the back of his pants and rubbed his hole with one of my fingers, getting ready to prepare him. Bu then he had to go and punch me, caught me right under the chin with his fist. Shit it’s great when we fight, but I don’t like it when it results in us not having sex.
“When I said I would have sex with you if you got condoms, I didn’t mean immediately!” He hissed.
“But…” Condoms mean sex.
“Tonight, okay? We can have sex tonight.” Ichi said soothingly, and pecked me on the lips. So sweet. He quickly put his clothes back together and gave Kenpachi one last look before going back inside.
I was a little disappointed that we didn’t have sex right then, but we would have plenty of sex tonight! And that was good. Before meeting Ichigo, I had considered myself to be asexual. But then the beautiful orange-haired ryoka came into his life with flashing brown eyes and a body that screamed ‘come fuck me.’ The two had just gotten closer when Ichigo came to Soul Society and became a captain. 3 months after that we were dating and 2 months after that they had both exchanged the 3 little words that neither said lightly. For someone who had never really thought about sex before, I am very impatient to fuck Ichigo into the nearest surface.
When night time finally came, I brimming with excitement and sexual tension. The second Ichigo walked through the door I was ripping off their clothes and shoving Ichigo into their bedroom. Ichigo kissed back just as fervently and didn’t even complain when his head thudded on the headboard. I grabbed the lube from the bedside table and spread Ichigo’s legs while putting some on my fingers.
Ichigo bit his bottom lip as my fingers entered him with familiar pain. He really did look beautiful when he was passionate. I could see him taking a deep breath, then pushed back on my fingers in an attempt to lessen the pain slightly. While Ichigo tried to relax, I sucked on the hollow of his throat and rubbed Ichigo’s nipples.
“That’s enough now.” Ichigo gasped.
I was in no mood to argue. I grabbed the box of condoms and ripped it open. I fumbled to get a single condom and tore it open. I frowned slightly at the weird feeling the condom had between my fingers, but put it at his tip and started to roll it down. I scowled angrily when it didn’t budge. Ichigo sat up on his elbows slightly and appeared to be stifling the urge to giggle. “It’s upside down.”
“Eh?” What the fuck? I glared at the condom on my penis.
“The condom. Put it on the other way so it rolls down.”
Oh. Ok. I lifted the damn condom up to my eyes to exam it. Ah. I flipped it over and tried again. Fuck, was it suppose to be this tight? Why didn’t this thing fit? I tried forcing it down, but it didn’t feel right. Then it split. Ichigo laughed out right this time while I just stared at the damn thing. It broke? Why did it fucking break!?
“What!?”
“It’s too small.”
“…”
“You tried to force it on too fast, so it broke. Which also means we can’t have sex with it.”
“But I can put another one on slowly…” I said desperately.
Ichigo gave me a pitying look. “It’s too tight at the base, right?”
“Yeah.” I had a sinking feeling the my hard on protested vigorously. “But…I can make it fit!”
“Well, condoms are meant to stretch. But it will break under friction. What size did you get?”
Ichigo was going into his ‘professional’ mode, and I was very worried that I’m not going to get any tonight. And I’m still so hard.
And my uke just had to wiggle slightly underneath me as he reached out to grab the box. My cock throbbed at the sight, he was way too hot for his own good. Ichigo bit his bottom lip to stop the snigger that formed when he saw the label.
“Kenpachi,” Ichigo paused trying to figure out how to word it, “You know you are a rather large man, don’t you?”
I felt rather smug when he said that. “Yeah.”
“Then why, oh why, would you get small condoms?”
I grabbed the box of condoms as Ichigo burst out laughing. I groaned in defeat as I collapsed on the bed next to my giggling uke. He smiled at me and kissed me lightly on the lips while slipping his hand down to pull off the condom. I grabbed his wrist and started guiding it up and down, eager to relieve the aching pressure inflicted on my cock. I cupped the back of his head with the other hand as I sped up the movement. My breath sped up minutely as pleasure washed over me and I came. Finally, I was able to relax as the agonizingly pleasurable sensation receded. I cam down from my high just as my Strawberry came to his own completion. He looked so breathtakingly beautiful when he climaxed. It would be even better when I was inside of him.
Even though I had just come, I felt my cock twitch at the sight. I really need to get the damn condoms.
The next day I tried again. This time I made sure to get large condoms.
When he brought them to Ichigo, he made sure to check the label. But then Ichigo did something awful, he shook his head.
“We can’t use these.”
“Eh!?”
“These are flavored.”
“So!?”
“These type of flavored condoms dissolve after they’ve been exposed to moisture for awhile.”
What the fuck? I would be worried about how the fuck Ichigo knew about this sort of stuff, but I knew it was just because his dad was a doctor.
“Why can’t I just pull out before I come?” I asked desperately.
“Because the pre-come and the lubricant might dissolve it as well.”
And so I tried again. This time even Ichigo was disappointed that the condom choice was yet again incorrect. “This condom won’t work with the water-based lubricant we use.” I groaned in disappointment. “Should I go get them myself?”
I’m not old-fashioned by nature, but I do think that the seme in the relationship should take care of the uke. And that included getting condoms. If he couldn’t even get condoms, than he had no business having sex. And he really wanted to have sex. With Ichigo. Really really bad.
“No, I’ll get them.”
Okay, I had to get it right this time. So he asked one of the cashiers for help. The weird kid blushed and stuttered when I specified the requirements. But he finally got the right kind of condoms. He was very tempted to yank Ichigo out of his meeting so that they could have sex right there, but I knew from prior experience that Ichigo wouldn’t go for it. He would just have to wait until tonight.
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Author note: Sorry it took so long, but my lap top crashed and I’m using my niece’s. Please give me feedback in my first person point of view. Haven’t ever done that before, so any critique is welcome.