At the Gay Bar
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
2,472
Reviews:
10
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Part 3
“I kissed Ichigo. I kissed… Ichigo. Good Lord what was I thinking?! Wait, it wasn’t my fault… Yeah, technically Ichigo kissed me. I didn’t do anything weird… Ichigo did. He always has been an idiot. Ichigo. Idiot. Ha. AH crap I kissed Ichigo!!” Our beloved tattooed redhead had been sitting on a bench in the park where his crazy night had begun for over half an hour now trying to see how many times and different ways he could say the same sentence. No matter how many times he said it, it always ended up the same, he kissed Ichigo. And what’s worse is that he liked it. Sure a drunken kiss or two can happen. But to enjoy it? That’s just a crime against humanity.
He began pacing back and forth in front of his bench occasionally spouting out unintelligible words causing the people walking by to walk considerably faster. “Ok stop it!” he yelled to himself and sat back down. “Just keep calm about it. A lot of people kiss and it means nothing. And Ichigo doesn’t even remember it. If Ichigo doesn’t remember it then I can forget it. Geez Renji, what were you getting so worked up about? I’m an idiot too.” Renji sighed with relief and for the first time that day smiled. He put his hands behind his head and looked up to the clear blue sky and his smile left him. “I don’t want to forget it…”
“Renji! Thank God you’re here!”
Renji quickly stood up and looked in the direction his name had come from. Of course the cause of his torture would be heading right toward him. “Hey Ichigo! Hey. Ichigo. H-hey, hi! Um, Ichigo… Hey…”
“Um…” Ichigo looked at him like he had three heads, “hi?” Renji mentally kicked himself. “What’s up Renji?”
“Haha, nothing’s up Ichigo! In fact, nothing has EVER been up. Why, why would you think something is up?” Renji replied laughing. Now Renji was giving himself the mental beating of his life.
Ichigo continued to look at him like he was some freak of nature. “Renji, I kind of needed to talk to you but I’m going to need you to be somewhat normal. Ok?”
Renji’s brain screamed. He needed to talk? When someone needs to talk, that’s never a good sign. He couldn’t remember could he? He was wasted beyond wasted, how could he possibly remember! Ok just calm down, calm down… Maybe everything will be ok. I mean; the worst that could happen would be that he’d never want to see Renji again. Renji survived quite well before he met Ichigo. Except now that he’s known him he could spend the rest of his life pining after an unattainable love. Great! That’s, that’s such a fun way to spend ETERNITY. It’d be better if Ichigo broke both his legs and they just moved on.
“Renji! Are you listening to me?!”
Renji snapped back out of his thoughts. “Yeah of course I’m listening. Of course. Haha… What do you need Ichigo?” he replied a little too enthusiastically.
“It’s kind of embarrassing Renji… I really don’t want to talk about it but you’re the only one who could help me,” Ichigo began. He wasn’t looking Renji in the face and you could tell that whatever it was he wanted to say was like pulling teeth for him. He was so cute!! Renji couldn’t help but stare at him with longing. That’s it… Renji’s gone. If he didn’t want him before he definitely wanted him now. “Renji, do you remember where that bar we went to last night is?”
Renji looked at Ichigo a little confused. This isn’t exactly how he imagined this conversation starting… “Um, yeah, I remember. Why?”
“Ok, do you remember anyone named Lola there?”
“… Lola? No.” Ok this is really nothing like he expected.
Ichigo shifted uncomfortably as he tried to work up the nerve to talk about it. “Well, you see… I think last night I made out with someone named Lola. I don’t really remember it, but I know that I kissed someone and there was a phone number in my pocket for someone named Lola… I’m scared to just call her since I don’t remember her, so I was wondering if you could help me find her.”
Well, did not see that coming. So. Renji didn’t throw away all the numbers. Huh. Lola… Well on the plus side this saves Renji the horrible pain of broken legs. Ok… it just might be better this way. Yeah, hook Ichigo up with this Lola chick, they can still be friends and no one ever has to know what happened! Sure Renji wants nothing more than to shove Ichigo back up against that wall and relive that moment over and over again, but alas, Ichigo likes girls. I guess. It would be better to have him as an ally than nothing at all right? Right…
“Of course I’ll help you find her Ichigo!” Renji replied, again a little too enthusiastically. “Let’s see, I think we went in this direction,” Renji pointed in some direction and started walking, Ichigo close behind him. “So what are you going to do if you find this Lola?”
“I’m not sure really. I’ve never done anything like this before. It’s just that, I can’t get that kiss out of my mind. I’ve been thinking about it all day. I guess I’d see if she wanted to date or something… God I feel like an idiot! I don’t know what I’m doing!”
Renji chuckled quietly to himself. So, Ichigo can’t stop thinking about it… It would be a lie if Renji said he wasn’t a bit proud. Is it best to not tell him that it was Renji he kissed? Yeah, it would be better in the long run. Right?
oOEnd Part ThreeOo
He began pacing back and forth in front of his bench occasionally spouting out unintelligible words causing the people walking by to walk considerably faster. “Ok stop it!” he yelled to himself and sat back down. “Just keep calm about it. A lot of people kiss and it means nothing. And Ichigo doesn’t even remember it. If Ichigo doesn’t remember it then I can forget it. Geez Renji, what were you getting so worked up about? I’m an idiot too.” Renji sighed with relief and for the first time that day smiled. He put his hands behind his head and looked up to the clear blue sky and his smile left him. “I don’t want to forget it…”
“Renji! Thank God you’re here!”
Renji quickly stood up and looked in the direction his name had come from. Of course the cause of his torture would be heading right toward him. “Hey Ichigo! Hey. Ichigo. H-hey, hi! Um, Ichigo… Hey…”
“Um…” Ichigo looked at him like he had three heads, “hi?” Renji mentally kicked himself. “What’s up Renji?”
“Haha, nothing’s up Ichigo! In fact, nothing has EVER been up. Why, why would you think something is up?” Renji replied laughing. Now Renji was giving himself the mental beating of his life.
Ichigo continued to look at him like he was some freak of nature. “Renji, I kind of needed to talk to you but I’m going to need you to be somewhat normal. Ok?”
Renji’s brain screamed. He needed to talk? When someone needs to talk, that’s never a good sign. He couldn’t remember could he? He was wasted beyond wasted, how could he possibly remember! Ok just calm down, calm down… Maybe everything will be ok. I mean; the worst that could happen would be that he’d never want to see Renji again. Renji survived quite well before he met Ichigo. Except now that he’s known him he could spend the rest of his life pining after an unattainable love. Great! That’s, that’s such a fun way to spend ETERNITY. It’d be better if Ichigo broke both his legs and they just moved on.
“Renji! Are you listening to me?!”
Renji snapped back out of his thoughts. “Yeah of course I’m listening. Of course. Haha… What do you need Ichigo?” he replied a little too enthusiastically.
“It’s kind of embarrassing Renji… I really don’t want to talk about it but you’re the only one who could help me,” Ichigo began. He wasn’t looking Renji in the face and you could tell that whatever it was he wanted to say was like pulling teeth for him. He was so cute!! Renji couldn’t help but stare at him with longing. That’s it… Renji’s gone. If he didn’t want him before he definitely wanted him now. “Renji, do you remember where that bar we went to last night is?”
Renji looked at Ichigo a little confused. This isn’t exactly how he imagined this conversation starting… “Um, yeah, I remember. Why?”
“Ok, do you remember anyone named Lola there?”
“… Lola? No.” Ok this is really nothing like he expected.
Ichigo shifted uncomfortably as he tried to work up the nerve to talk about it. “Well, you see… I think last night I made out with someone named Lola. I don’t really remember it, but I know that I kissed someone and there was a phone number in my pocket for someone named Lola… I’m scared to just call her since I don’t remember her, so I was wondering if you could help me find her.”
Well, did not see that coming. So. Renji didn’t throw away all the numbers. Huh. Lola… Well on the plus side this saves Renji the horrible pain of broken legs. Ok… it just might be better this way. Yeah, hook Ichigo up with this Lola chick, they can still be friends and no one ever has to know what happened! Sure Renji wants nothing more than to shove Ichigo back up against that wall and relive that moment over and over again, but alas, Ichigo likes girls. I guess. It would be better to have him as an ally than nothing at all right? Right…
“Of course I’ll help you find her Ichigo!” Renji replied, again a little too enthusiastically. “Let’s see, I think we went in this direction,” Renji pointed in some direction and started walking, Ichigo close behind him. “So what are you going to do if you find this Lola?”
“I’m not sure really. I’ve never done anything like this before. It’s just that, I can’t get that kiss out of my mind. I’ve been thinking about it all day. I guess I’d see if she wanted to date or something… God I feel like an idiot! I don’t know what I’m doing!”
Renji chuckled quietly to himself. So, Ichigo can’t stop thinking about it… It would be a lie if Renji said he wasn’t a bit proud. Is it best to not tell him that it was Renji he kissed? Yeah, it would be better in the long run. Right?
oOEnd Part ThreeOo